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(Yahoo)   Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 110
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2014-04-13 10:15:57 AM  
who wouldn't?
 
2014-04-13 11:21:47 AM  
Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.
 
2014-04-13 11:50:41 AM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


I don't know, the way things are going, his grandmother is going to outlive him.
 
2014-04-13 12:03:28 PM  
It's good to be King Prince.
 
2014-04-13 12:12:44 PM  
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2014-04-13 12:17:47 PM  
Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.
 
2014-04-13 12:18:22 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.
 
2014-04-13 12:19:00 PM  
Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."
 
2014-04-13 12:46:07 PM  

zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."


He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.

FTA: "After placing roses at the war memorial, the Duke of Cambridge greeted Cynthia Read, who had made a wool shawl for 8-month-old baby Prince George. "You might have to make another one soon," Prince William said.
"The way William said it was like he was dropping a hint," Read told reporters, "letting me in on a secret."


Basically he was bragging about all the sex he's having with a hottie.
 
2014-04-13 01:10:24 PM  

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Seconded.
 
2014-04-13 01:17:40 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Close. Corwall is his dad's Welsh title.

/Wills is trying to repopulate European royalty?
 
2014-04-13 01:21:47 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.
 
2014-04-13 01:22:58 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.
 
2014-04-13 01:23:02 PM  

naughtyrev: zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."

He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.

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2014-04-13 01:23:19 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


Seems unlikely, what with the not actually making laws and ruling thing. I guess there is still the rule of the insanely rich, but those are so covert we'll never know how competent he is.
 
2014-04-13 01:24:18 PM  

real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.


Only men that wouldn't plough her would plough elton john.
 
2014-04-13 01:24:22 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


You know they don't have any power to rule anything other than their household, right?

/Better check your derp-o-meter, I think it's peg at eleventy.
 
2014-04-13 01:27:39 PM  
Is he giving her a good rodgering?
 
2014-04-13 01:28:16 PM  
I guess her stomach is full of that royal jelly that it needed to be deposited elsewhere.
 
2014-04-13 01:28:33 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


He is well off the pace in the fun-baby count.  He may be wrapping his sceptre, but where there's a pin, there's a way...and no ho is gonna cancel the royal life-time debit card.

/every time I see 'Kate Middleton', I think 'Kate Upton' and end up disappointed...
//...as they would be
 
2014-04-13 01:31:29 PM  

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Done in one.
 
2014-04-13 01:32:08 PM  
Ye Royal Clown Car.
 
2014-04-13 01:34:04 PM  
What about Prince Albert in a can?
 
2014-04-13 01:34:33 PM  
I dont understand the fascination with these people
 
2014-04-13 01:35:13 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Because we don't care?

Our royalty is based on box office gross and being attention whores, and isn't generally associated with who someone married or who mommy and daddy are alledged to have been
 
2014-04-13 01:36:11 PM  

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


But she married to a member of the British Royal family, not to a US president.
 
2014-04-13 01:37:37 PM  

zimbomba63: whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.

You know they don't have any power to rule anything other than their household, right?

/Better check your derp-o-meter, I think it's peg at eleventy.


Admittedly, he will do less direct ruling than past members of his family, but I'm sure he's inherited his grandfather's knack for saying the worst thing possible at the exact wrong time, for maximally insulting results. Just give him time.
 
2014-04-13 01:40:29 PM  

Tenga: Is he giving her a good rodgering?


I believe the phrase you're looking for is, "a stout rodgering."

/Apologies .
//Have British relatives.
///They are so cracked.
////But, I love to hear them talk.
 
2014-04-13 01:40:52 PM  
Well, Kate's got 3 holes, time for "The royal" lube. Also does the royal vibe have a Union Jack on it?
 
2014-04-13 01:40:59 PM  

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


Actually, with Will being Di's kid and now Kate being added to the gene pool, I think the royals are getting much-needed infusions of healthy dna.
 
2014-04-13 01:41:16 PM  
I miss Pippa. Whatever happened to her?
 
2014-04-13 01:41:36 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.

Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.


If that's true, then why don't we call him William Windsor, rather than Prince William?
 
2014-04-13 01:41:37 PM  

Fart_Machine: What about Prince Albert in a can?


But enough about Larry Craig.
 
2014-04-13 01:42:16 PM  

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


that pretty much ends the discussion.
 
2014-04-13 01:42:16 PM  
Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.
 
2014-04-13 01:43:55 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Fun fact, in the military, William was referred to as Lieutenant Wales.
 
2014-04-13 01:44:51 PM  

Tenga: Is he giving her a good rodgering?


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GCD
2014-04-13 01:46:27 PM  
If I was as "famous" as this guy is, I would be taking every opportunity possible to fark with the public..."How's Kate?!? Oh yeh, she's doing great, expecting quintuplets and all!"

It would be like shooting fish in a barrel...
 
2014-04-13 01:46:38 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2014-04-13 01:47:14 PM  

Fart_Machine: What about Prince Albert in a can?


Jesus. doesn't anyone knock anymore?
 
2014-04-13 01:49:44 PM  

Misconduc: real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.

Only men that wouldn't plough her would plough elton john.


Well their both Queens of England in one way or another right?
 
2014-04-13 01:53:28 PM  
Wills family (esp Grandma) is still Head of State for 50 some countries...that is why Wills playing bed polo with hittable wifey interests many
 
2014-04-13 01:55:15 PM  

naughtyrev: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Fun fact, in the military, William was referred to as Lieutenant Wales.


And Harry is referred to as the Ginger Lancer
 
2014-04-13 01:57:55 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.



Which is why the UK has maintained its monarchy and support for it is at an all-time high.
 
2014-04-13 02:00:47 PM  

lamecomedian: Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.



You're saying we should get rid of all inheritances, including here in the U.S. of A?  Works for me.  Republicans wouldn't like it, though.  They want everyone to work hard and earn their own way...except for their own children, of course.
 
2014-04-13 02:01:05 PM  

indy_kid: Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.


They actually do have a constitution over there and there are rules about how all of that works in real life, and what you described is not how it works.
 
2014-04-13 02:01:25 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 02:01:33 PM  
He's got the heir, now he needs to get the spare and she ain't getting any younger.
 
2014-04-13 02:02:10 PM  

skinink: Ye Royal Clown Car.


An heir and a spare.  After that, she can retire thee ol' royal womb.
 
2014-04-13 02:02:23 PM  

FizixJunkee: Which is why the UK has maintained its monarchy and support for it is at an all-time high.


All reality shows are popular these days.
 
2014-04-13 02:03:00 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Ditches of Cornhole. You know the bean bag toss game?
 
2014-04-13 02:04:22 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Actually, with Will being Di's kid and now Kate being added to the gene pool, I think the royals are getting much-needed infusions of healthy dna.


Yeah, the poor Queen and her shiatastic, inbred DNA that only seems to send everyone in her family to an early grave...
 
2014-04-13 02:05:08 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.

Close. Corwall is his dad's Welsh title.

/Wills is trying to repopulate European royalty?


Not close enough. Cornwall is in England, nothing to do with Wales.
 
2014-04-13 02:06:31 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


We don't recognize bogus titles from a family with a long line of doing horrible stuff
 
2014-04-13 02:07:07 PM  
It's a good thing he is royalty because he has very little going for him in the looks department.
 
2014-04-13 02:07:27 PM  

Misconduc: real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.

Only men that wouldn't plough her would plough elton john.


Elton John would probably plough her.
 
2014-04-13 02:10:03 PM  

angrymacface: Mr. Eugenides: SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.

Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.

If that's true, then why don't we call him William Windsor, rather than Prince William?


because most Americans don't know that
 
2014-04-13 02:10:20 PM  
It is good to be a Duke.
 
2014-04-13 02:10:26 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Must preface that with "aaaargh".
 
2014-04-13 02:12:23 PM  

zelet: [img.fark.net image 499x332]


Wow, haven't seen that image for a whole. MEMORIES...
 
2014-04-13 02:13:15 PM  
"For a whole?" DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!
 
2014-04-13 02:14:13 PM  

real_headhoncho: Misconduc: real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.

Only men that wouldn't plough her would plough elton john.

Elton John would probably plough her.


If this clip is to be believed, Stephen Fry probably wouldn't.
 
v15
2014-04-13 02:17:10 PM  
Royalty means shiat over here. He's "Bill" and nothing more.

/glad we seceded from that shiat country
 
2014-04-13 02:20:29 PM  

Prairie Phoenix: indy_kid: Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.

They actually do have a constitution over there and there are rules about how all of that works in real life, and what you described is not how it works.



Yes. I'm aware of that.  Just pointing out what a royal douchebag Chuck is and has been his entire life.  And speaking of rules, what about military rules against adultery by officers?  They do exist, Chuck has admitted it, but the Royal Navy would never take formal action against a royal.  Instead, they'd privately recommend that he go on inactive reserve status and do some gardening instead.
 
2014-04-13 02:26:13 PM  

Pincy: It's a good thing he is royalty because he has very little going for him in the looks department.


I know. William was really handsome when he was younger and Harry was the goofball looking guy. Now they've traded places and I don't know how to deal with that.
 
2014-04-13 02:26:34 PM  

v15: Royalty means shiat over here. He's "Bill" and nothing more.

/glad we seceded from that shiat country


That chip on your shoulder must be weighing you down quite a bit.
 
2014-04-13 02:27:18 PM  
Looking at his lineage he isn't someone who's going to have much going for him in the looks department for the long run.

Get it while you can and get it good.
 
2014-04-13 02:28:25 PM  

zelet: [img.fark.net image 499x332]


2.bp.blogspot.com

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-04-13 02:28:34 PM  

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Damn skippy.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-13 02:28:56 PM  
She can leave her hat on.
 
2014-04-13 02:31:22 PM  
"Ploughing" He is British after all.
 
2014-04-13 02:45:33 PM  
Windsor?

I think you mean Wettin.

/of Saxe-somethingburg and Goth-whatever
 
2014-04-13 02:45:41 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Tenga: Is he giving her a good rodgering?

I believe the phrase you're looking for is, "a stout rodgering."

/Apologies .
//Have British relatives.
///They are so cracked.
////But, I love to hear them talk.


Ah yes, our friend Rodger. Rodger Ring. We were just talking about how we haven't seen him for a long time.photos1.blogger.comOr his Swedish cousin, Bonk.
 
2014-04-13 02:51:48 PM  

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


It does get you a nomination for the presidency of the United States however.
 
2014-04-13 03:18:16 PM  

tennesseemike: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

We don't recognize bogus titles from a family with a long line of doing horrible stuff


Except "President"
static01.mediaite.com
 
2014-04-13 03:20:23 PM  
Let's be clear. Her name, the one she signs, is now Catherine Elizabeth. Her husband is William, Duke of Cambridge. That's a hereditary title, unlike modern peers of the realm (retired politicians and worthy individuals sitting in the House of Lords) who are appointed for life these days and don't pass the title on on to the offspring.

Titled royals use no surname. If there is a situation where one is needed (on Prince George's birth certificate for example), she uses Mountbatten-Windsor, the family name of her husband's grandmother. Her husband used to call himself William Wales when he was in the army, which has never been anyone's name in his family and isn't his father's.

I would also like to be clear that I would hit like the Hammer of the Scots.
 
2014-04-13 03:21:50 PM  

Ambivalence: Pincy:  William was really handsome when he was younger and Harry was the goofball looking guy. Now they've traded places and I don't know how to deal with that.


I know how I deal with it: by employing a big purple "marital aid" whilst tickling my clitoral member.
 
2014-04-13 03:31:09 PM  

Ex-Texan: Well, Kate's got 3 holes, time for "The royal" lube. Also does the royal vibe have a Union Jack on it?


Only when used at sea.
 
2014-04-13 03:33:08 PM  

indy_kid: And speaking of rules, what about military rules against adultery by officers?  They do exist, Chuck has admitted it, but the Royal Navy would never take formal action against a royal.


You do realize that the last time the military went after a royal named Charles that they dug up the corpse of the ringleader, formally "executed" him, and then stuck his head on a pike for the next couple of hundred years.  There just isn't any officer crazy enough to be Wart-Face the Lesser.  Very few military officer wake up in the morning and decide "I want to commit professional and/or multi-stage actual suicide today; let's go throw my boss' eldest in the brig!"


Cosmic_Music: she uses Mountbatten-Windsor, the family name of her husband's grandmother


Actually, it is Windsor for those in the direct line of succession. the double-barreled one is for all the other descendants.  And even then, it is simply a designation of the House, not a surname.
 
2014-04-13 03:40:18 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: zelet: [img.fark.net image 499x332]

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[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x439]

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That first picture looks nothing like Kate.
 
2014-04-13 03:41:39 PM  

phalamir: indy_kid: And speaking of rules, what about military rules against adultery by officers?  They do exist, Chuck has admitted it, but the Royal Navy would never take formal action against a royal.

You do realize that the last time the military went after a royal named Charles that they dug up the corpse of the ringleader, formally "executed" him, and then stuck his head on a pike for the next couple of hundred years.  There just isn't any officer crazy enough to be Wart-Face the Lesser.  Very few military officer wake up in the morning and decide "I want to commit professional and/or multi-stage actual suicide today; let's go throw my boss' eldest in the brig!"


Cosmic_Music: she uses Mountbatten-Windsor, the family name of her husband's grandmother

Actually, it is Windsor for those in the direct line of succession. the double-barreled one is for all the other descendants.  And even then, it is simply a designation of the House, not a surname.



You are correct on both counts. She isn't in the line of succession at all, and, as I said, she doesn't have a surname, but uses the double-barrel when needed.
 
2014-04-13 03:44:21 PM  

real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.


Thirded.  Guess what, they love to have sex~!  Apparently, lots and lots of sex.
 
2014-04-13 03:46:04 PM  
SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall Duchess Of Cornhole.."

Drives me nuts.


FTFY.
 
2014-04-13 03:46:41 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Do YOU want Cornwall in your name? Just what IS a corn wall, anyways, hmmm?

Hmm... 'Cornwall'....

Kinda ... yeah.... frumpy. No, its frumpy.
 
2014-04-13 03:52:11 PM  

angrymacface: Mr. Eugenides: SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.

Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.

If that's true, then why don't we call him William Windsor, rather than Prince William?


Because it's his title, the same as why we call President Obama such. That doesn't mean his first name is now "President."

The referral to someone's surname regardless of title isn't an exclusively American phenomenon. I believe a certain English comedian (likely NSFW) has, on more than one occasion, referred to Queen Elizabeth II as Elizabeth Widsor, and we do still refer to the Tudor monarchs as Tudors. Why? Because a title and a surname are two completely different things.

/Simply being born on the right side of an ocean doesn't make you an expert on all things grammar and etiquette.
//Your stereotype died when we Americans discovered Geordie Shore as well as some of your other television shows.
 
2014-04-13 04:14:32 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: /Wills is trying to repopulate European royalty?


There are like 600 people in line for the British throne. I don't think repopulation is really a pressing issue.

Mr. Eugenides: Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents. She's duchess of jack shiat here.


Well, no, not exactly. The U.S. government giving titles of nobility is banned, as is members of the government accepting such titles, but titles themselves aren't banned. We generally recognize titles given by foreign governments. Hence when the Queen visited in 2007 she was HRM Queen Elizabeth II, not Elizabeth Windsor, some broad from England.
 
2014-04-13 04:20:49 PM  

Jekylman: tennesseemike: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

We don't recognize bogus titles from a family with a long line of doing horrible stuff

Except "President"
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And a sad fact of American politics is that for 20 years the president was a Bush or a Clinton.

And the next president is likely to be one, too.
 
2014-04-13 04:25:00 PM  

NobleHam: , but titles themselves aren't banned.


On the other hand, title-giving countries tend to be loath to give them to US citizens*, because it can be construed as meddling in domestic politics, i.e. England making me Baron of Dunny-on-the-Wold would be England deciding the US voters could not make me President.

I say  "tend" since didn't Aruba make some criminal yotz Knight-Commander of fark-All recently?
 
2014-04-13 04:30:24 PM  
I still prefer her sister. But given the chance, I'd definitely disappoint either of them in a big way.
 
2014-04-13 04:30:53 PM  

ChrisDe: thisisyourbrainonFark: zelet: [img.fark.net image 499x332]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1124]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x439]

[i.huffpost.com image 850x567]

That first picture looks nothing like Kate.


You'll get over it.
 
2014-04-13 05:43:04 PM  
" Stout Rodgering"
New porn name!
 
2014-04-13 05:51:55 PM  
I'm late to the party, but she is insanely hot, so I don't blame him.

/Had a huge crush on a girl that worked at a coffee shop around here that looked just like her...
 
2014-04-13 05:58:20 PM  
My Aunt would like a word with them:
upload.wikimedia.org
We're alive and well, thank you very much.  And no, we don't know where Blackbeard's treasure is actually buried.
 
2014-04-13 06:02:23 PM  

captcurt: " Stout Rodgering"

New porn name!

i1125.photobucket.com

Bill and Kate approve!
 
2014-04-13 06:04:37 PM  
s4.madeformums.com
George looks like his father, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge
 
2014-04-13 06:27:59 PM  

FizixJunkee: lamecomedian: Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


You're saying we should get rid of all inheritances, including here in the U.S. of A?  Works for me.  Republicans wouldn't like it, though.  They want everyone to work hard and earn their own way...except for their own children, of course.


Yeah, Republicans like the Kennedy's, Harry Reid, et al
 
2014-04-13 06:32:07 PM  

Pincy: v15: Royalty means shiat over here. He's "Bill" and nothing more.

/glad we seceded from that shiat country

That chip on your shoulder must be weighing you down quite a bit.


Please ignore the meatheads. Most everyone here respects the Brits quite a bit.

Actually, William and Harry are surprisingly intelligent, respectable, sensible young men, considering both parents were dumb as rocks. Charles still thinks homeopathic medicine is the way to go.
 
2014-04-13 06:37:20 PM  

angrymacface: Mr. Eugenides: SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.

Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.

If that's true, then why don't we call him William Windsor, rather than Prince William?


It's Mountbatten-Windsor, not Windsor.
 
2014-04-13 07:02:24 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


She asked to be called "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge."

The family uses Wales as a last name of sorts, too.

It's easier to write short headlines with "KATE!" From a journalist point of view, that's the only reason.
 
2014-04-13 08:54:51 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [s4.madeformums.com image 635x955]
George looks like his father, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge


He's got his mother's eyes and spirit and is completely  adorable. Prince William is a dork; marrying Kate is the best decision he's ever made.
 
2014-04-13 08:59:54 PM  
Prince Robot IV
 
2014-04-13 09:54:20 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


She ain't even. She's Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.
 
2014-04-14 01:05:47 AM  

ChrisDe: thisisyourbrainonFark: zelet: [img.fark.net image 499x332]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1124]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x439]

[i.huffpost.com image 850x567]

That first picture looks nothing like Kate.


Probably because it's Kim Kardashian.  Was thisisyourbrainonFark trying to imply that she's american royalty?  The world...may never know.
 
2014-04-14 01:22:50 AM  
I wonder if he secretly hates the fact that if he weren't rich and royalty, he'd be ignored by Kate and she'd definitely be farking a surely bartender named Geoff who pronounces "through" as "frew?"

You know it's true.
 
2014-04-14 01:30:42 AM  

walktoanarcade: I wonder if he secretly hates the fact that if he weren't rich and royalty, he'd be ignored by Kate and she'd definitely be farking a surely bartender named Geoff who pronounces "through" as "frew?"

You know it's true.


She's still not going to fark you, Geoff.
 
2014-04-14 01:38:22 AM  

phalamir: walktoanarcade: I wonder if he secretly hates the fact that if he weren't rich and royalty, he'd be ignored by Kate and she'd definitely be farking a surely bartender named Geoff who pronounces "through" as "frew?"

You know it's true.

She's still not going to fark you, Geoff.


Yurjealous I got a chahhhhhnse witthabird, you are, frew and frew.
 
2014-04-14 08:10:46 AM  

phalamir: NobleHam: , but titles themselves aren't banned.

On the other hand, title-giving countries tend to be loath to give them to US citizens*, because it can be construed as meddling in domestic politics, i.e. England making me Baron of Dunny-on-the-Wold would be England deciding the US voters could not make me President.

I say  "tend" since didn't Aruba make some criminal yotz Knight-Commander of fark-All recently?



Not sure that's really true. I seem to recall a fair number of American entertainers have been awarded some form of honour. In fact I think if Spielberg becomes a citizen of a commonwealth country he can start calling himself Sir Steven.
 
2014-04-14 09:09:27 AM  
I like her: 1) she's hot and I don't blame him for, as the Royals say, "porking" her day and night, 2) she seems intelligent, unlike Diana, who seemed to be a bimbo, and 3) she appears to have a nice personality, unlike Diana who seemed to be a major pain in the ass, otherwise why would Chuck prefer "Old Horseface" over her.
 
2014-04-14 11:57:24 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: phalamir: NobleHam: , but titles themselves aren't banned.

On the other hand, title-giving countries tend to be loath to give them to US citizens*, because it can be construed as meddling in domestic politics, i.e. England making me Baron of Dunny-on-the-Wold would be England deciding the US voters could not make me President.

I say  "tend" since didn't Aruba make some criminal yotz Knight-Commander of fark-All recently?


Not sure that's really true. I seem to recall a fair number of American entertainers have been awarded some form of honour. In fact I think if Spielberg becomes a citizen of a commonwealth country he can start calling himself Sir Steven.


Yeah, it's only people in government who aren't allowed to accept fancy titles from other countries  unless they get Congress's permission (and good luck with that). And the US doesn't give fancy titles.  These are both in Article 1, Section 9, Paragraph 8 of the Constitution.  Article 1, Section 10, Paragraph 1, prohibits the individual states from giving out titles of nobility, too.

I'm not quite sure how Kentucky giving people the title of "Kentucky Colonel" fails to run afoul of 1-10-1, but I suppose it's kind of like "County Farm Fair Queen" - the modifiers before the key noun make it clear that it's not such an honor after all. ;-)
 
2014-04-14 06:07:09 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [s4.madeformums.com image 635x955]
George looks like his father, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge


So he's going prematurely bald, too?
 
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