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(Yahoo)   Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 112
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2014-04-13 10:15:57 AM  
who wouldn't?
 
2014-04-13 11:21:47 AM  
Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.
 
2014-04-13 11:50:41 AM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


I don't know, the way things are going, his grandmother is going to outlive him.
 
2014-04-13 12:03:28 PM  
It's good to be King Prince.
 
2014-04-13 12:12:44 PM  
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2014-04-13 12:17:47 PM  
Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.
 
2014-04-13 12:18:22 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.
 
2014-04-13 12:19:00 PM  
Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."
 
2014-04-13 12:46:07 PM  

zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."


He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.

FTA: "After placing roses at the war memorial, the Duke of Cambridge greeted Cynthia Read, who had made a wool shawl for 8-month-old baby Prince George. "You might have to make another one soon," Prince William said.
"The way William said it was like he was dropping a hint," Read told reporters, "letting me in on a secret."


Basically he was bragging about all the sex he's having with a hottie.
 
2014-04-13 01:10:24 PM  

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Seconded.
 
2014-04-13 01:17:40 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Close. Corwall is his dad's Welsh title.

/Wills is trying to repopulate European royalty?
 
2014-04-13 01:21:47 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.
 
2014-04-13 01:22:58 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.
 
2014-04-13 01:23:02 PM  

naughtyrev: zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."

He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.

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2014-04-13 01:23:19 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


Seems unlikely, what with the not actually making laws and ruling thing. I guess there is still the rule of the insanely rich, but those are so covert we'll never know how competent he is.
 
2014-04-13 01:24:18 PM  

real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.


Only men that wouldn't plough her would plough elton john.
 
2014-04-13 01:24:22 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


You know they don't have any power to rule anything other than their household, right?

/Better check your derp-o-meter, I think it's peg at eleventy.
 
2014-04-13 01:27:39 PM  
Is he giving her a good rodgering?
 
2014-04-13 01:28:16 PM  
I guess her stomach is full of that royal jelly that it needed to be deposited elsewhere.
 
2014-04-13 01:28:33 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


He is well off the pace in the fun-baby count.  He may be wrapping his sceptre, but where there's a pin, there's a way...and no ho is gonna cancel the royal life-time debit card.

/every time I see 'Kate Middleton', I think 'Kate Upton' and end up disappointed...
//...as they would be
 
2014-04-13 01:31:29 PM  

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Done in one.
 
2014-04-13 01:32:08 PM  
Ye Royal Clown Car.
 
2014-04-13 01:34:04 PM  
What about Prince Albert in a can?
 
2014-04-13 01:34:33 PM  
I dont understand the fascination with these people
 
2014-04-13 01:35:13 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Because we don't care?

Our royalty is based on box office gross and being attention whores, and isn't generally associated with who someone married or who mommy and daddy are alledged to have been
 
2014-04-13 01:36:11 PM  

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


But she married to a member of the British Royal family, not to a US president.
 
2014-04-13 01:37:37 PM  

zimbomba63: whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.

You know they don't have any power to rule anything other than their household, right?

/Better check your derp-o-meter, I think it's peg at eleventy.


Admittedly, he will do less direct ruling than past members of his family, but I'm sure he's inherited his grandfather's knack for saying the worst thing possible at the exact wrong time, for maximally insulting results. Just give him time.
 
2014-04-13 01:40:29 PM  

Tenga: Is he giving her a good rodgering?


I believe the phrase you're looking for is, "a stout rodgering."

/Apologies .
//Have British relatives.
///They are so cracked.
////But, I love to hear them talk.
 
2014-04-13 01:40:52 PM  
Well, Kate's got 3 holes, time for "The royal" lube. Also does the royal vibe have a Union Jack on it?
 
2014-04-13 01:40:59 PM  

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


Actually, with Will being Di's kid and now Kate being added to the gene pool, I think the royals are getting much-needed infusions of healthy dna.
 
2014-04-13 01:41:16 PM  
I miss Pippa. Whatever happened to her?
 
2014-04-13 01:41:36 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.

Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.


If that's true, then why don't we call him William Windsor, rather than Prince William?
 
2014-04-13 01:41:37 PM  

Fart_Machine: What about Prince Albert in a can?


But enough about Larry Craig.
 
2014-04-13 01:42:16 PM  

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


that pretty much ends the discussion.
 
2014-04-13 01:42:16 PM  
Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.
 
2014-04-13 01:43:55 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Fun fact, in the military, William was referred to as Lieutenant Wales.
 
2014-04-13 01:44:51 PM  

Tenga: Is he giving her a good rodgering?


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2014-04-13 01:46:27 PM  
If I was as "famous" as this guy is, I would be taking every opportunity possible to fark with the public..."How's Kate?!? Oh yeh, she's doing great, expecting quintuplets and all!"

It would be like shooting fish in a barrel...
 
2014-04-13 01:46:38 PM  
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2014-04-13 01:47:14 PM  

Fart_Machine: What about Prince Albert in a can?


Jesus. doesn't anyone knock anymore?
 
2014-04-13 01:49:44 PM  

Misconduc: real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.

Only men that wouldn't plough her would plough elton john.


Well their both Queens of England in one way or another right?
 
2014-04-13 01:53:28 PM  
Wills family (esp Grandma) is still Head of State for 50 some countries...that is why Wills playing bed polo with hittable wifey interests many
 
2014-04-13 01:55:15 PM  

naughtyrev: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Fun fact, in the military, William was referred to as Lieutenant Wales.


And Harry is referred to as the Ginger Lancer
 
2014-04-13 01:57:55 PM  

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.



Which is why the UK has maintained its monarchy and support for it is at an all-time high.
 
2014-04-13 02:00:47 PM  

lamecomedian: Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.



You're saying we should get rid of all inheritances, including here in the U.S. of A?  Works for me.  Republicans wouldn't like it, though.  They want everyone to work hard and earn their own way...except for their own children, of course.
 
2014-04-13 02:01:05 PM  

indy_kid: Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.


They actually do have a constitution over there and there are rules about how all of that works in real life, and what you described is not how it works.
 
2014-04-13 02:01:25 PM  
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2014-04-13 02:01:33 PM  
He's got the heir, now he needs to get the spare and she ain't getting any younger.
 
2014-04-13 02:02:10 PM  

skinink: Ye Royal Clown Car.


An heir and a spare.  After that, she can retire thee ol' royal womb.
 
2014-04-13 02:02:23 PM  

FizixJunkee: Which is why the UK has maintained its monarchy and support for it is at an all-time high.


All reality shows are popular these days.
 
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