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(Page Six)   Kate Upton hates her breasts. Sure, Kate, it's not like they have made your career or anything   ( pagesix.com) divider line
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2014-04-13 02:46:26 PM  
5 votes:
She has breasts? Huh, I never noticed.  I only look at her for the articles.
2014-04-13 04:13:45 PM  
2 votes:
It's ok, Kate. It'd still be up in ya so deep King Arther couldn't pull me out.

*spoken like a true romantic, I know*
2014-04-14 01:18:02 AM  
1 vote:
Look on the bright side, Kate. When you're 40, any mice the have crawled into your armpits during the night will be suffocated.
2014-04-13 07:50:06 PM  
1 vote:

Leader O'Cola: Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

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... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.

can someone photoshop that image and shrink her boobs down to an A cup?

with her bizarre wasit/hips, I imagine she'd look ridiculously bad


Okay, I'm admittedly bad at photoshop and didn't spend much time on this, but here you go lol.

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2014-04-13 07:00:51 PM  
1 vote:

Flappyhead: Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

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... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.

For her modelling gigs sure, but I bet those are not exactly comfortable to wear on a daily basis.  I freind of mine borders on DDD and her upper body wardrobe is very selective.


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2014-04-13 04:16:53 PM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.


Ooooh...so close. If you'd have just included a reference to how she's a "fatty" waiting to happen then you'd have won this round of "Kate Upton Fark Thread Bingo."
2014-04-13 03:51:53 PM  
1 vote:
Now I can't say I *hate* Kate Upton's tits.

But I will say occasionally I find them better, and better....and then for some reason I lose interest in them for a while.
2014-04-13 03:07:29 PM  
1 vote:
If I had boobs like that, I'd walk into traffic staring at them in a push-up bra.
2014-04-13 02:08:00 PM  
1 vote:
Tits is not a boobmark
2014-04-13 02:04:09 PM  
1 vote:

zvoidx: What, does she have a movie coming out-- oh..

"Upton is making her "serious" acting debut with the upcoming "The Other Woman"


Is she acting seriously, or seriously acting?

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