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(Page Six)   Kate Upton hates her breasts. Sure, Kate, it's not like they have made your career or anything   ( pagesix.com) divider line
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2014-04-13 01:52:01 PM  
3 votes:
Kate, dahlink, better you bemoan your lack of hips than your bodacious ta-tas.
2014-04-13 10:25:30 PM  
2 votes:
Smackledorfer:

Women do not get rounder chubbier cheeks as they grow up. That is ridiculous, but fits well with the rest of your projectionist m.o.

Kid-touching retard, look below. This is a sample of Secondary Sexual Characteristics for females that you would have seen on your own if you had bothered to google them:
 -Enlargement of breasts

-Greater development of thigh muscles behind the thigh
-Smaller hands and feet than men
-Rounder face

Guys, don't disagree with dudemanbro or you are automatically a gay pedophile.
 

No, don't write long, assbackward essays full of uninformed nonsense just to rationalize the fact that you have a thing for "women" with flat chests and square jaws. Because you'll just out yourself as a creepy old fool who is at best sexually confused. Get lost dumbass.
2014-04-13 01:55:37 PM  
2 votes:
She should hate her high hips.
2014-04-13 12:56:41 PM  
2 votes:
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

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... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.
2014-04-13 12:04:00 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-14 03:52:01 AM  
1 vote:
Kate has the kind of boobs that are far too floppy.  They're going to droop quickly, and from the looks of things, that has already started.  Breast reduction surgery would actually improve her overall looks.  Her tatas can be reduced, lifted, and tightened up and she'll still have an advantage over most women.
2014-04-13 11:15:50 PM  
1 vote:
She must be lying! I'm sure she's accumulated enough cash to have reduction surgery if she really felt that way.
2014-04-13 09:37:30 PM  
1 vote:
Smackledorfer:

Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.

No, you sexually confused moron. My first thought would be that she has the healthy, fresh face of a 20 year old girl. A fuller face compared to men and young children is actually one of the changes that happen to women as they transition to adulthood. Look it up stupid, when you're not jerking of to the he-man jaws of some flat chested drag queen.

As for the rest of your post, what a fine man of straw.

All your posts here have been nothing but logical fallacies and closet pedophile rationalizations. Get your dumb ass outta here.
2014-04-13 08:52:48 PM  
1 vote:
Ahh here come the closeted pole smokers/virgins 'DUDE SHE'S NOT HOT'

Smackledorfer: but she had a b cup she'd be unheard


Not sure that's English but get the point.   Here's the more important point:  SHE DOESN'T HAVE B CUPS.  SHE HAS LOVELY HUGE CANS, SHE AIN'T FAT, AND SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.

If you ever get a girlfriend you can tell her how un-hot Kate Upton is and she'll think you're a homo too.   Hell, my wife admitted she might feel 'confused' if she was in the same bed with her.
2014-04-13 08:40:48 PM  
1 vote:

PillsHere: Okay, I'm admittedly bad at photoshop and didn't spend much time on this, but here you go lol.


Not bad, actually.  Pretty much any young woman who is willing to take most of her clothes off and act cheerful about it is damn attractive IMHO.
2014-04-13 08:18:42 PM  
1 vote:

Dudebro: TeddyRooseveltsMustache:You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Riiight dumbass:) In today's fashion world where the average model has less ass than a piece of cardboard and a hollowed face with square jaws like a drag queen, Kate Upton is the only one with a flat ass. And apparently lantern jaws and sunken cheeks also look very feminine on Planet Homo. Women have those, not boys which you're totally not attracted to.

Stop kidding yourself. The problem you and the rest of the closet cases have with Kate is she's the rare model who actually has tits, making it impossible for you to fantasize she's your dream boy.


She does have a bit of a toddler face. It doesn't make you gay to admit it.

I also think the people seemingly obsessed with proving their idea of a hot chick is the straightest option available are trying a bit too hard.

Kate is attractive certainly, but she had a b cup she'd be unheard. Plenty of girls are hotter.
2014-04-13 06:07:03 PM  
1 vote:
From the small of her waist upwards, she's the absolute bomb.
But below that, it's all weird geometries and undiscovered country, just odd shaped everything, like mommy jeans in skin.
2014-04-13 06:04:23 PM  
1 vote:
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/Happy Easter, everyone!
2014-04-13 05:59:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-13 04:12:54 PM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.


Exactly!!
2014-04-13 04:03:20 PM  
1 vote:
If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.
2014-04-13 03:33:31 PM  
1 vote:

Badmoodman: Kate, dahlink, better you bemoan your lack of hips than your bodacious ta-tas.


Girl could stand to do some squats, too. She's stupefyingly overrated a beauty.
2014-04-13 03:30:20 PM  
1 vote:
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Also,

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2014-04-13 03:25:05 PM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.


... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.


That's exactly the right size for some of us.

/nice pixels
2014-04-13 02:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair I'd be annoyed if I had breasts like that. I mean, sure, you'd get a lot of appreciative glances at them, but my boobs can be uncomfortable enough as it is, I can't imagine having knockers like that.
 
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