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2014-04-13 09:29:12 PM  

flondrix: Smackledorfer: Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.

Who was the nutcase who tried to claim that Playboy was "kiddie porn" using such an argument back in the eighties?  She was kind of influential at the time.

Young faces are considered attractive, old ones are not.  Deal.



I believe that was Judith Reisman. Yes, she's nuts.
 
2014-04-13 09:35:52 PM  
34D? In what universe?
 
2014-04-13 09:37:30 PM  
Smackledorfer:

Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.

No, you sexually confused moron. My first thought would be that she has the healthy, fresh face of a 20 year old girl. A fuller face compared to men and young children is actually one of the changes that happen to women as they transition to adulthood. Look it up stupid, when you're not jerking of to the he-man jaws of some flat chested drag queen.

As for the rest of your post, what a fine man of straw.

All your posts here have been nothing but logical fallacies and closet pedophile rationalizations. Get your dumb ass outta here.
 
2014-04-13 09:49:09 PM  

Flappyhead: Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

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... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.

For her modelling gigs sure, but I bet those are not exactly comfortable to wear on a daily basis.  I freind of mine borders on DDD and her upper body wardrobe is very selective.


Pix of your friends tits would be nice.

Jus' sayin'
 
2014-04-13 09:50:59 PM  
At least the few pics that were uploaded were nice.
 
2014-04-13 10:00:01 PM  

Dudebro: Smackledorfer:

Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.

No, you sexually confused moron. My first thought would be that she has the healthy, fresh face of a 20 year old girl. A fuller face compared to men and young children is actually one of the changes that happen to women as they transition to adulthood. Look it up stupid, when you're not jerking of to the he-man jaws of some flat chested drag queen.

As for the rest of your post, what a fine man of straw.

All your posts here have been nothing but logical fallacies and closet pedophile rationalizations. Get your dumb ass outta here.


Women do not get rounder chubbier cheeks as they grow up. That is ridiculous, but fits well with the rest of your projectionist m.o.

Guys, don't disagree with dudemanbro or you are automatically a gay pedophile.

Do you believe kate upton is the most beautiful woman in the world? If not, then why are you allowed to be critical of her and not I, to varying degrees?

Or maybe I am just being trolled.
 
2014-04-13 10:06:01 PM  

flondrix: Smackledorfer: Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.

Who was the nutcase who tried to claim that Playboy was "kiddie porn" using such an argument back in the eighties?  She was kind of influential at the time.

Young faces are considered attractive, old ones are not.  Deal.


Who is looking for the faces f the elderly?

Seriously, why are you people so obsessed with your own ideal of beauty that everyone remotely critical of kate upton must be labeled in the most hyperbolic manner you can think of.

I have now been called homosexual, pedo, and and old lady chaser all for saying kate has a chubby face and wouldn't be considered an exceptional model if she didn't have huge tits.

Obviously I can't logically be both a pedo and granny chaser. Since I freely proclaim her titties are her best asset, that flies in the face of the accusation that I must be gay.

You people are nuts.
 
2014-04-13 10:15:13 PM  
Oh, stop your biatchin'...and insure your beasts as JLo did for her ass.

It's your money maker.
Not every one is lucky enough to have such an obvious and simple asset.


Most of us have to deal with NOT having it...
So I think you can deal with having it.


This is like the one hit wonders who refuse to play their one hit.
 
2014-04-13 10:25:30 PM  
Smackledorfer:

Women do not get rounder chubbier cheeks as they grow up. That is ridiculous, but fits well with the rest of your projectionist m.o.

Kid-touching retard, look below. This is a sample of Secondary Sexual Characteristics for females that you would have seen on your own if you had bothered to google them:
 -Enlargement of breasts

-Greater development of thigh muscles behind the thigh
-Smaller hands and feet than men
-Rounder face

Guys, don't disagree with dudemanbro or you are automatically a gay pedophile.
 

No, don't write long, assbackward essays full of uninformed nonsense just to rationalize the fact that you have a thing for "women" with flat chests and square jaws. Because you'll just out yourself as a creepy old fool who is at best sexually confused. Get lost dumbass.
 
2014-04-13 10:45:11 PM  

Dudebro: TeddyRooseveltsMustache:You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Riiight dumbass:) In today's fashion world where the average model has less ass than a piece of cardboard and a hollowed face with square jaws like a drag queen, Kate Upton is the only one with a flat ass. And apparently lantern jaws and sunken cheeks also look very feminine on Planet Homo. Women have those, not boys which you're totally not attracted to.

Stop kidding yourself. The problem you and the rest of the closet cases have with Kate is she's the rare model who actually has tits, making it impossible for you to fantasize she's your dream boy.


I love me them big ones and there isnt anything wrong with her ass.. but she doesnt have a great torso, very straight up and down. With small tits she would still be very sexy but no model.
 
2014-04-13 10:47:40 PM  

gaspode: Dudebro: TeddyRooseveltsMustache:You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Riiight dumbass:) In today's fashion world where the average model has less ass than a piece of cardboard and a hollowed face with square jaws like a drag queen, Kate Upton is the only one with a flat ass. And apparently lantern jaws and sunken cheeks also look very feminine on Planet Homo. Women have those, not boys which you're totally not attracted to.

Stop kidding yourself. The problem you and the rest of the closet cases have with Kate is she's the rare model who actually has tits, making it impossible for you to fantasize she's your dream boy.

I love me them big ones and there isnt anything wrong with her ass.. but she doesnt have a great torso, very straight up and down. With small tits she would still be very sexy but no model.


Hurr hurr ur gay!
 
2014-04-13 10:55:34 PM  
Smackledorfer:
I love me them big ones and there isnt anything wrong with her ass.. but she doesnt have a great torso, very straight up and down. With small tits she would still be very sexy but no model.

Hurr hurr ur gay!


Wrong again, stupid:) What he's saying is way different than your creepy "toddler face" crap and your lack of even the most basic knowledge about female adult characteristics. You've been outed old man. Move on.
 
2014-04-13 11:13:36 PM  
http://www.google.com/search?q=toddler+face&client=ms-android-sprint-u s&hl=en&source=android-browser-type&v=141400000&source=lnms&tbm=isch&s a=X&ei=QVJLU6iULOHN2QXmq4Fw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=508
 
2014-04-13 11:14:45 PM  
Good job fark.

Oh well, dudebro can gis toddler face on his own.

Note the chubby roundness.
 
2014-04-13 11:15:31 PM  
Kill yourself dude. Seriously. Just kill yourself:)
 
2014-04-13 11:15:50 PM  
She must be lying! I'm sure she's accumulated enough cash to have reduction surgery if she really felt that way.
 
2014-04-13 11:26:09 PM  
i would like to ejaculate on her breasts
 
2014-04-14 01:18:02 AM  
Look on the bright side, Kate. When you're 40, any mice the have crawled into your armpits during the night will be suffocated.
 
2014-04-14 03:52:01 AM  
Kate has the kind of boobs that are far too floppy.  They're going to droop quickly, and from the looks of things, that has already started.  Breast reduction surgery would actually improve her overall looks.  Her tatas can be reduced, lifted, and tightened up and she'll still have an advantage over most women.
 
2014-04-14 09:21:43 AM  

Pip and Chip: She must be lying! I'm sure she's accumulated enough cash to have reduction surgery if she really felt that way.


Exactly, there's saying she hates them then ACTUALLY doing something about it. She isn't stupid and knows they got her to the dance
 
2014-04-14 11:16:54 AM  
dustman81:

Mesmerizing...
 
2014-04-14 11:19:42 AM  

Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.


... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.


Spaghetti tops? Braless?

Please dear, don't let big boobs stop you from ever doing that!

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-04-14 11:22:08 AM  
Has she between toppless yet? I'll have to wait until after work to check the Googles.
 
2014-04-14 12:26:12 PM  

ZMugg: zvoidx: What, does she have a movie coming out-- oh..

"Upton is making her "serious" acting debut with the upcoming "The Other Woman"

Is she acting seriously, or seriously acting?

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Are you saying that Kate is a.... Thespian?!?!??!!!
 
2014-04-14 04:36:55 PM  

OgreMagi: Kate has the kind of boobs that are far too floppy.  They're going to droop quickly, and from the looks of things, that has already started.  Breast reduction surgery would actually improve her overall looks.  Her tatas can be reduced, lifted, and tightened up and she'll still have an advantage over most women.


Yeah duuuude....Her breasts are tooootally floppy and droopy. Every time I look at her I'm like "OH EM GEE! I'd hate to have a pair of these wrapped around my schlong!"

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-14 04:52:12 PM  
Proof that some people just can't be happy with themselves.
 
2014-04-14 10:58:41 PM  

zvoidx: What, does she have a movie coming out-- oh..

"Upton is making her "serious" acting debut with the upcoming "The Other Woman"


Which is why she's being interviewed. Imagine that.
 
2014-04-14 11:02:14 PM  

John Buck 41: 34D? In what universe?


D is a lot bigger on a 34 than a 36. Cup size is not independent of measurement.
 
2014-04-14 11:09:40 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: zvoidx: What, does she have a movie coming out-- oh..

"Upton is making her "serious" acting debut with the upcoming "The Other Woman"

Which is why she's being interviewed. Imagine that.


They usually say they like girls when they have a movie being released in the near future.
I guess this is a new angle...so to speak.
/welcome to Fark?
 
2014-04-14 11:18:09 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: John Buck 41: 34D? In what universe?

D is a lot bigger on a 34 than a 36. Cup size is not independent of measurement.


Sure about that?
 
2014-04-15 12:11:26 AM  

TXDB: OgreMagi: Kate has the kind of boobs that are far too floppy.  They're going to droop quickly, and from the looks of things, that has already started.  Breast reduction surgery would actually improve her overall looks.  Her tatas can be reduced, lifted, and tightened up and she'll still have an advantage over most women.

Yeah duuuude....Her breasts are tooootally floppy and droopy. Every time I look at her I'm like "OH EM GEE! I'd hate to have a pair of these wrapped around my schlong!"

[img.fark.net image 401x640]


I never said I wouldn't mind doing her.  I just think she'd look better having a little work done.
 
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