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(Page Six)   Kate Upton hates her breasts. Sure, Kate, it's not like they have made your career or anything   (pagesix.com) divider line 81
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2014-04-13 12:04:00 PM  
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2014-04-13 12:56:41 PM  
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

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... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.
 
2014-04-13 01:51:39 PM  
This is not a bookmark.
 
2014-04-13 01:52:01 PM  
Kate, dahlink, better you bemoan your lack of hips than your bodacious ta-tas.
 
2014-04-13 01:55:07 PM  
What, does she have a movie coming out-- oh..

"Upton is making her "serious" acting debut with the upcoming "The Other Woman"
 
2014-04-13 01:55:37 PM  
She should hate her high hips.
 
2014-04-13 02:04:09 PM  

zvoidx: What, does she have a movie coming out-- oh..

"Upton is making her "serious" acting debut with the upcoming "The Other Woman"


Is she acting seriously, or seriously acting?

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2014-04-13 02:08:00 PM  
Tits is not a boobmark
 
2014-04-13 02:42:05 PM  

s2s2s2: She should hate her high hips.


And her sharp knees.
 
2014-04-13 02:46:26 PM  
She has breasts? Huh, I never noticed.  I only look at her for the articles.
 
2014-04-13 02:48:46 PM  
I think I could handle them.
 
2014-04-13 02:59:05 PM  
To be fair I'd be annoyed if I had breasts like that. I mean, sure, you'd get a lot of appreciative glances at them, but my boobs can be uncomfortable enough as it is, I can't imagine having knockers like that.
 
2014-04-13 03:07:29 PM  
If I had boobs like that, I'd walk into traffic staring at them in a push-up bra.
 
2014-04-13 03:08:24 PM  

Need_MindBleach: To be fair I'd be annoyed if I had breasts like that. I mean, sure, you'd get a lot of appreciative glances at them, but my boobs can be uncomfortable enough as it is, I can't imagine having knockers like that.


Oh I can imagine it.
 
2014-04-13 03:25:05 PM  

Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.


... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.


That's exactly the right size for some of us.

/nice pixels
 
2014-04-13 03:30:20 PM  
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Also,

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2014-04-13 03:33:31 PM  

Badmoodman: Kate, dahlink, better you bemoan your lack of hips than your bodacious ta-tas.


Girl could stand to do some squats, too. She's stupefyingly overrated a beauty.
 
2014-04-13 03:46:21 PM  

dustman81: [pazitiff.info image 400x225]


Doc says I can watch that 20 times a day if the Prozac isn't having enough of an effect.
 
2014-04-13 03:48:10 PM  
Sorry, honey, it's not up to you. What does Justin Verlander think?
 
2014-04-13 03:51:53 PM  
Now I can't say I *hate* Kate Upton's tits.

But I will say occasionally I find them better, and better....and then for some reason I lose interest in them for a while.
 
2014-04-13 04:03:20 PM  
If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.
 
2014-04-13 04:12:54 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.


Exactly!!
 
2014-04-13 04:13:45 PM  
It's ok, Kate. It'd still be up in ya so deep King Arther couldn't pull me out.

*spoken like a true romantic, I know*
 
2014-04-13 04:16:53 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.


Ooooh...so close. If you'd have just included a reference to how she's a "fatty" waiting to happen then you'd have won this round of "Kate Upton Fark Thread Bingo."
 
2014-04-13 05:24:28 PM  

Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

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... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.


can someone photoshop that image and shrink her boobs down to an A cup?

with her bizarre wasit/hips, I imagine she'd look ridiculously bad
 
2014-04-13 05:35:19 PM  

s2s2s2: She should hate her high hips.


I read this in Richard Simmons voice.
 
2014-04-13 05:39:29 PM  
I hate her breasts too!

And just to demonstrate how much, I'm gonna have to take it out on these kittens....
 
2014-04-13 05:55:06 PM  

Savage Belief: s2s2s2: She should hate her high hips.

And her sharp knees.


Not saying that. She seems like she'd be impossible not to be taken with, she's lovely. The only thing that made the fashion biz resist her is those hips. They are odd looking. There are plenty of well boobed models in the biz.
 
2014-04-13 05:59:04 PM  
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2014-04-13 06:04:23 PM  

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/Happy Easter, everyone!
 
2014-04-13 06:07:03 PM  
From the small of her waist upwards, she's the absolute bomb.
But below that, it's all weird geometries and undiscovered country, just odd shaped everything, like mommy jeans in skin.
 
2014-04-13 06:29:12 PM  

Theaetetus: [i.cdn.turner.com image 694x1000]


fark me rigid, that's some obvious Photoshop.

Some retouching is to be expected, I'm sure, but why turn a human into a CGI model? Freckles are not awful.
 
2014-04-13 06:34:21 PM  

Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 694x1000]
... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.


For her modelling gigs sure, but I bet those are not exactly comfortable to wear on a daily basis.  I freind of mine borders on DDD and her upper body wardrobe is very selective.
 
2014-04-13 06:45:32 PM  
Kate Upton hates her breasts?

That might explain why she's constantly squeezing them into tops that are way too small, thus causing them to squish together or spill out the sides. She's trying to punish them because she hates them.

/I'd have thought she'd love her breasts but despise her gunnysack-shaped midsection and toddler face.
 
2014-04-13 06:48:22 PM  

Nix Nightbird: toddler face.


Suspected that this was your new alt.

Thanks for confirming it.
 
2014-04-13 06:51:35 PM  
She also thinks her hair is too golden, laugh too musical and she wishes her bank balance was smaller. WAAY too many zeros up in there.
 
2014-04-13 06:53:16 PM  

AbiNormal: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Exactly!!


Riiight!
 
2014-04-13 07:00:51 PM  

Flappyhead: Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 694x1000]
... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.

For her modelling gigs sure, but I bet those are not exactly comfortable to wear on a daily basis.  I freind of mine borders on DDD and her upper body wardrobe is very selective.


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2014-04-13 07:50:06 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 694x1000]
... not that wearing the wrong bikini size ever stops her.

can someone photoshop that image and shrink her boobs down to an A cup?

with her bizarre wasit/hips, I imagine she'd look ridiculously bad


Okay, I'm admittedly bad at photoshop and didn't spend much time on this, but here you go lol.

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2014-04-13 07:50:53 PM  

Sinbox: Nix Nightbird: toddler face.

Suspected that this was your new alt.

Thanks for confirming it.


I do borrow phrases from time to time, so I'm not sure what you're on about.
 
2014-04-13 07:53:17 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache:You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Riiight dumbass:) In today's fashion world where the average model has less ass than a piece of cardboard and a hollowed face with square jaws like a drag queen, Kate Upton is the only one with a flat ass. And apparently lantern jaws and sunken cheeks also look very feminine on Planet Homo. Women have those, not boys which you're totally not attracted to.

Stop kidding yourself. The problem you and the rest of the closet cases have with Kate is she's the rare model who actually has tits, making it impossible for you to fantasize she's your dream boy.
 
2014-04-13 08:18:42 PM  

Dudebro: TeddyRooseveltsMustache:You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Riiight dumbass:) In today's fashion world where the average model has less ass than a piece of cardboard and a hollowed face with square jaws like a drag queen, Kate Upton is the only one with a flat ass. And apparently lantern jaws and sunken cheeks also look very feminine on Planet Homo. Women have those, not boys which you're totally not attracted to.

Stop kidding yourself. The problem you and the rest of the closet cases have with Kate is she's the rare model who actually has tits, making it impossible for you to fantasize she's your dream boy.


She does have a bit of a toddler face. It doesn't make you gay to admit it.

I also think the people seemingly obsessed with proving their idea of a hot chick is the straightest option available are trying a bit too hard.

Kate is attractive certainly, but she had a b cup she'd be unheard. Plenty of girls are hotter.
 
2014-04-13 08:22:32 PM  

PillsHere: Okay, I'm admittedly bad at photoshop and didn't spend much time on this, but here you go lol.


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2014-04-13 08:25:19 PM  

FlashHarry: PillsHere: Okay, I'm admittedly bad at photoshop and didn't spend much time on this, but here you go lol.

[img.fark.net image 292x302]


Lol only because it was requested.  It does feel a little like ruining a piece of beautiful art.
 
2014-04-13 08:40:48 PM  

PillsHere: Okay, I'm admittedly bad at photoshop and didn't spend much time on this, but here you go lol.


Not bad, actually.  Pretty much any young woman who is willing to take most of her clothes off and act cheerful about it is damn attractive IMHO.
 
2014-04-13 08:43:01 PM  
Smackledorfer:

She does have a bit of a toddler face. It doesn't make you gay to admit it.

I don't see this "toddler face" at all. But I do see a lot of other models with harsher jawlines than most men, which makes this nonsense about Kate's face all the more ridiculous, especially when the one complaining seems to prefer those androgynous faces.

I also think the people seemingly obsessed with proving their idea of a hot chick is the straightest option available are trying a bit too hard.


I don't think you have to like the girls *I* like to be straight. But I do think it's pretty suspicious that in a world where every model including Kate has a flat ass and chicken legs, a supposedly straight guy only has a problem with the one who has a nice pair of tits. Sorry dude, not buying it.
 
2014-04-13 08:52:48 PM  
Ahh here come the closeted pole smokers/virgins 'DUDE SHE'S NOT HOT'

Smackledorfer: but she had a b cup she'd be unheard


Not sure that's English but get the point.   Here's the more important point:  SHE DOESN'T HAVE B CUPS.  SHE HAS LOVELY HUGE CANS, SHE AIN'T FAT, AND SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.

If you ever get a girlfriend you can tell her how un-hot Kate Upton is and she'll think you're a homo too.   Hell, my wife admitted she might feel 'confused' if she was in the same bed with her.
 
2014-04-13 09:03:42 PM  

Dudebro: Smackledorfer:

She does have a bit of a toddler face. It doesn't make you gay to admit it.

I don't see this "toddler face" at all. But I do see a lot of other models with harsher jawlines than most men, which makes this nonsense about Kate's face all the more ridiculous, especially when the one complaining seems to prefer those androgynous faces.

I also think the people seemingly obsessed with proving their idea of a hot chick is the straightest option available are trying a bit too hard.

I don't think you have to like the girls *I* like to be straight. But I do think it's pretty suspicious that in a world where every model including Kate has a flat ass and chicken legs, a supposedly straight guy only has a problem with the one who has a nice pair of tits. Sorry dude, not buying it.


Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.

As for the rest of your post, what a fine man of straw.
 
2014-04-13 09:05:18 PM  
She could just lose weight. Not saying she needs to lose weight, but if she wants smaller boobs that's a way to do it.

It's sort of like holding a box of hair dye and saying "Oh, I wish I had different color hair. Every day of my life. It would be so much better." Stop wishing and just  open the box and color your hair.
 
2014-04-13 09:09:20 PM  

Smackledorfer: Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.


Who was the nutcase who tried to claim that Playboy was "kiddie porn" using such an argument back in the eighties?  She was kind of influential at the time.

Young faces are considered attractive, old ones are not.  Deal.
 
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