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(Shepton Mallet Journal)   "Crews confirmed one cow was in the swimming pool and was not distressed"   (sheptonmalletjournal.co.uk) divider line 20
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2014-04-13 10:16:53 AM  
They say the cows jumped in the water, which is fun to imagine because cows need running starts to jump.
 
2014-04-13 10:20:50 AM  
They took it out too early. Sous Vide takes time.
 
2014-04-13 10:24:21 AM  
Gurney Slade has a swimming cow. Gurney Halleck has a nine-stringed baliset.

/mutterfark's got nuthin'
 
2014-04-13 10:25:03 AM  
with a picture of what a cow may look like.
 
2014-04-13 10:25:22 AM  
Doodie!
 
2014-04-13 10:25:39 AM  
I thought Gurney Slade was a chap, not a place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mRwSVQIFjU
 
2014-04-13 10:33:02 AM  

mutterfark: Gurney Slade has a swimming cow. Gurney Halleck has a nine-stringed baliset.

/mutterfark's got nuthin'


ATOMICS!
 
2014-04-13 10:58:59 AM  

maltedmothball: mutterfark: Gurney Slade has a swimming cow. Gurney Halleck has a nine-stringed baliset.

/mutterfark's got nuthin'

ATOMICS!


Do we have wormsign?
 
2014-04-13 11:06:03 AM  
I've heard of butterflied steak but this is ridiculous!

*crickets*

I won't be here all week because that was weak and I management has just informed me that I've been shiatecanned but feel free to try the veal before it freestyles off your plate.

- Slumps offstage with head down.
 
2014-04-13 11:25:57 AM  
Fire Control needs to adjust their aim, the cabana is still standing.

I repeat; the cabana is still standing.
 
2014-04-13 11:27:47 AM  
nitroglycerinmilkshake.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-13 12:02:40 PM  
Gurney Slade and Shepton Mallet sound like some of those names that white suburban parents are giving their babies nowadays.

Their girls, anyway.
 
2014-04-13 12:28:56 PM  

gnosis301: maltedmothball: mutterfark: Gurney Slade has a swimming cow. Gurney Halleck has a nine-stringed baliset.

/mutterfark's got nuthin'

ATOMICS!

Do we have wormsign?


The likes of which not even Paris Hilton has seen!
 
2014-04-13 12:35:43 PM  
Call in the BLM.
 
2014-04-13 01:27:13 PM  

varmitydog: [nitroglycerinmilkshake.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]


'Brrr. This water's friesan.'
 
2014-04-13 02:19:35 PM  
FTFA:  Fortunately, Shepton Mallet firefighters were not called on to give the Kiss of Life.

I'm thinking the reporter was chuckling the entire time he was writing this article

/Surprised I was the first to spot that
 
2014-04-13 02:53:52 PM  
Bob, earl, ed, and ray unavailble for comment. Too busy on their next project, trying to get on a game show as a frat to win a lifetime supply of condoms.
 
2014-04-13 02:56:38 PM  

gnosis301: maltedmothball: mutterfark: Gurney Slade has a swimming cow. Gurney Halleck has a nine-stringed baliset.

/mutterfark's got nuthin'

ATOMICS!

Do we have wormsign?


We have pretzelsign.
 
2014-04-13 06:10:33 PM  
img163.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-13 09:50:20 PM  
A cow (not pictured) had to be pulled from a swimming pool by Shepton Mallet firefighters in Gurney Slade last night

Read more:  http://www.sheptonmalletjournal.co.uk/Cow-rescued-swimming-pool-Gurne y -Slade/story-20953151-detail/story.html#ixzz2yoyLQbuL


I clearly see a cow in the picture.  Not in the MOOOOD for this.
 
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