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(CNBC)   Just in time for prom season, KFC rolls out the drumstick corsage. No word on the availability of the breast and thigh versions   (cnbc.com) divider line 57
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2014-04-12 11:30:23 PM
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Nice, but I asked for extra crispy.
 
2014-04-13 12:31:03 AM
Is this real?
 
2014-04-13 03:05:47 AM

JoieD'Zen: Is this real?


According to KFC's website, it is indeed.
 
2014-04-13 03:15:07 AM

2xhelix: JoieD'Zen: Is this real?

According to KFC's website, it is indeed.


Well then, I want one.
 
2014-04-13 06:01:26 AM
I'm going to wait for Taco Bell's corsage. So I can eat on the run... or is it, so I can eat with the runs? Either way, it'll be a blast, no pun intended.
 
2014-04-13 06:02:54 AM
Look at that tiny drumstick. A real man would give her a turkey leg.
 
2014-04-13 06:04:02 AM
Christ, $20 for that? I didn't pay but maybe $10 for a corsage for my She-Hulk of a prom date. (she was 6' 1" without heels...and she wore heels that night...)

Actually, I didn't really pay for the corsage. Or the tux. Or dinner. Or anything. Mother's credit card was fantastic.
 
2014-04-13 06:16:17 AM
the fark is this, humanity?
 
2014-04-13 06:22:18 AM
You get a coupon, application to the corsage is optional apparently.
Please don't let anyone be that stupid.
 
2014-04-13 06:30:54 AM
As a student of the outre, the bizarre, and the blatantly weird, this is WTF material.
 
2014-04-13 06:31:53 AM
I''m waiting for the Chick'n & Waffles CorsageTM from Gladys Knight and Ron's.
 
2014-04-13 06:37:00 AM
At least she won't need Jergens for when she ditches you and gives another guy a handy in the men's room.
 
2014-04-13 06:53:53 AM
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Approves.
 
2014-04-13 06:55:35 AM
Chicken corsage? That could work with Lady Gaga's meat dress. Throw in a sheep's bladder purse and a string of pearls made from whale vomit and we're set!

/no, not really
 
2014-04-13 07:12:50 AM
There`s a porn season?
 
2014-04-13 07:20:26 AM
They should do a large arrangement of extra crispy and put the FUN back into funerals.
 
2014-04-13 07:22:58 AM
One word of advice to anyone going out on a prom date with someone wearing one of these: Run away.  Run far far away
 
2014-04-13 07:36:42 AM
"and that's how toilet babies are made"

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2014-04-13 07:45:41 AM

MechaPyx: Chicken corsage? That could work with Lady Gaga's meat dress. Throw in a sheep's bladder purse and a string of pearls made from whale vomit and we're set!

/no, not really


Well that's just asinine. How the hell are you going to get whale vomit to stay on a string? Pig's eyeballs would work much better.
 
2014-04-13 07:58:59 AM
That's really farking stupid.
 
2014-04-13 08:02:55 AM
Just what every girl wants: something hot and greasy all over her wrists or chest.
 
2014-04-13 08:15:17 AM
this being America, I see this catching on. this time next year every fast food franchise will be fighting to strap their flagship product to your dates wrist. hardee's triple bacon deluxe. maybe some loaded chili cheese fries, or an oreo blizzard.
/G*ddamn I'm frikkin' starvin'!!!!
 
Ab3
2014-04-13 08:22:12 AM
A chicken corsage is NOT the reason your fingers should be greasy after prom night!
 
2014-04-13 08:31:57 AM
For prom season, Taco Bell needs to come out with a "Dorito flavored" garter belt, for when you go south of the border...
 
2014-04-13 08:33:37 AM
I could just tape that drumstick, right here...

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2014-04-13 08:37:35 AM
Really there is no good outcome here. Either your date is mad you brought her a drumstick corsage or your date is happy you brought her a drumstick corsage because she likes to eat at KFC, and has already started grease-sweating through her dress as you hand it to her.
 
2014-04-13 08:51:23 AM

steklo: I could just tape that drumstick, right here...


She appears to have a flat chest...

Nice face and smile though
 
2014-04-13 08:53:37 AM
That ain't white meat.
Huh-uhhhhh.

Now gitcho ass down ta da Kay Eff Sea and gitchoo some ob dem deelighus Corsages.
Dey be good.

/I have no idea who they night be marketing to, but they better have extra dippin' sauces for free.
 
2014-04-13 09:08:49 AM
Hey, whadda say, after the prom we skip the hotel and go to KFC instead?

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2014-04-13 09:09:24 AM
I can understand CNBC being taken in by this sort of lame viral marketing scam; but Fark?
 
2014-04-13 09:14:13 AM

Ab3: A chicken corsage is NOT the reason your fingers should be greasy after prom night!


If your fingers are greasy after prom night there is a good chance, in your drunken stupor, you
ended the night playing hide the sausage with your dad's mechanic.
 
2014-04-13 09:25:52 AM
Gee Bobby, I'm really sorry your prom date was torn apart by a pack of wild dogs.
 
2014-04-13 09:27:21 AM

maram500: Christ, $20 for that? I didn't pay but maybe $10 for a corsage for my She-Hulk of a prom date. (she was 6' 1" without heels...and she wore heels that night...)


Did you at least get snu-snu?
 
2014-04-13 09:29:10 AM
Genius marketing, no one was talking about KFC yesterday.
 
2014-04-13 09:30:01 AM
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2014-04-13 09:43:29 AM

Ker_Thwap: Genius marketing, no one was talking about KFC yesterday.


you're absolutely right.  three people have already mentioned KFC in this thread if you count one of those mentions being a quote.  GENIUS, I tell you!
 
2014-04-13 09:49:20 AM
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Hey Dave, I'm really in the mood for...your drumstick!
 
2014-04-13 09:58:51 AM

Prophet of Loss: Just what every girl wants: something hot and greasy all over her wrists or chest.


Yeah, yeah. I rent Ron Jeremy movies too.
 
2014-04-13 10:40:20 AM
 Really, KFC? No healthy grilled version? How about gluten-free? No peanut oil? Halal/kosher? Vegan?
 
2014-04-13 11:13:18 AM
What about the side of mashed potatos with "gravy?"
 
2014-04-13 11:15:25 AM
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Seriously, I think we should all go to KFC!  Then we can play hide the drum-stick.
 
2014-04-13 11:25:31 AM
Rattlehead: Look at that tiny drumstick. A real man would give her a turkey leg.

Hell, Honey Baked Hams needs to get on this pronto! Imagine giving her a corsage with a whole ham on it.
 
2014-04-13 11:37:00 AM
In my day we gave our date a whole other kind of meat on prom night, my how times have changed.
 
2014-04-13 11:54:04 AM

stonelotus: Ker_Thwap: Genius marketing, no one was talking about KFC yesterday.

you're absolutely right.  three people have already mentioned KFC in this thread if you count one of those mentions being a quote.  GENIUS, I tell you!


"Why do you keep saying that?"
-"'Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way of making money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?"
 
2014-04-13 11:55:55 AM
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2014-04-13 12:33:11 PM
Yep, genius marketing.

Now I want some KY Fry.

Not going to have any, though.  Tastes good, but makes me nauseous every time.  And it's too expensive for fried chicken.
 
2014-04-13 01:17:47 PM
 
2014-04-13 01:25:30 PM
A 6'!" tall prom date? In heels? Where did you go for your prom, Janet Reno's Dance Party?
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2014-04-13 01:33:50 PM
You know what I don't get, though?  KY Fry is missing out on some serious customers.  See, they always close at 10, WAY before anybody is finished drinking for the night.

Taco Bell gets it.  They even advertise to the drunks.  But what's better when you're drunk and know the hangover is coming than some heavy, greasy fried chicken?  Might even help with the hangover.  Will definitely help lubricate the bowels in the morning.  And it's salty, so you're going to want to drink some water, again it'll help with the hangover.

So, what do you say, KY Fry?  Open it up until 4am.  People will be drunk enough to have the bad judgment to eat your chicken.
 
2014-04-13 02:04:11 PM
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