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(Orlando Sentinel)   Woman hospitalized after meeting five bears in her garage   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, bear attacks, Woman hospitalized, parking garage, Florida Area, Seminole County  
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2014-04-13 04:24:45 AM  
May as well get this over with:

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Rat
2014-04-13 05:10:38 AM  
Village People doing encore performances?

™ got that one out of the way early too
 
2014-04-13 05:11:09 AM  

Confabulat: May as well get this over with:

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Such was my thinking as well.

/+1 to you, Sir and/or madam.
 
2014-04-13 05:15:39 AM  
Guess Colbert was right
 
2014-04-13 05:19:54 AM  

Confabulat: May as well get this over with:

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i was...but it was too gay. glad to see someone went there....
 
2014-04-13 05:29:41 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-13 05:33:34 AM  
Can you really call it a meeting?
 
2014-04-13 05:37:56 AM  
I guess she wasn't really there for the hunting
 
2014-04-13 05:42:11 AM  
What does one call a grouping of homosexuals, anyhow? Flight of birds, convocation of eagles, romp of otters...Maybe a fabulousness of homosexuals? A jizz of gays? A vilanche of fudgepackers?
 
2014-04-13 05:45:12 AM  
when the bears saw her, they pounced.

I'm not sure that "pounced" is the right word there. Cats pounce; foxes pounce; bears don't really pounce at you so much as charge you, or lumber towards you. I have a hard time imagining a bear hiding behind something, making itself really small, doing that butt-shaking thing that cats do, and then when you least suspect it... SURPRISE!

/"butt-shaking bears" should fit in nicely with this thread so far
 
2014-04-13 06:08:15 AM  
You mean that we're not talking about 5 of the Chicago Bears??

/DRTFA
 
2014-04-13 06:14:21 AM  

robohobo: What does one call a grouping of homosexuals, anyhow? Flight of birds, convocation of eagles, romp of otters...Maybe a fabulousness of homosexuals? A jizz of gays? A vilanche of fudgepackers?


Flamboyance of flamingos
 
2014-04-13 06:25:58 AM  

robohobo: What does one call a grouping of homosexuals, anyhow? Flight of birds, convocation of eagles, romp of otters...Maybe a fabulousness of homosexuals? A jizz of gays? A vilanche of fudgepackers?


a "pride" of course

example: a pride of homosexuals will be playing beach volleyball against a panic of homophobes this weekend.
 
2014-04-13 06:36:09 AM  

wookiee cookie: robohobo: What does one call a grouping of homosexuals, anyhow? Flight of birds, convocation of eagles, romp of otters...Maybe a fabulousness of homosexuals? A jizz of gays? A vilanche of fudgepackers?

a "pride" of course

example: a pride of homosexuals will be playing beach volleyball against a panic of homophobes this weekend.


BWHAHAHAHA!
 
2014-04-13 07:05:03 AM  
She won't be crapping right for weeks!
 
2014-04-13 07:51:30 AM  
Ditka.
 
2014-04-13 07:52:22 AM  
www.powerboatnation.com
 
2014-04-13 07:56:23 AM  
She should have just let them have her pic-a-nic basket
 
2014-04-13 07:59:31 AM  
Are we sure it wasn't just a RugbyJock photoshop?
 
2014-04-13 08:01:05 AM  
Believe In Monsters!
 
2014-04-13 08:24:08 AM  

offacue: Are we sure it wasn't just a RugbyJock photoshop?


Nah, this is revenge for Goldylocks. I guess her garage was just right.
 
2014-04-13 08:47:54 AM  
Phsss, that's nothing. I go into my garage and finish 6, sometimes 12 beers every weekend.

Oh. Bears. Nevermind. Carry on then.
 
2014-04-13 11:17:42 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 11:20:57 AM  
Not impressed:


en.wikifur.com
 
2014-04-13 02:06:43 PM  
this is what happens when we allow bears to marry
 
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