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(Science Daily)   Want a better sex life? Get married and go to church. SCIENCE HAS SPOKEN   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 25
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2014-04-12 07:36:01 PM  
19 votes:
Going to church helped my brother. It came up in conversation, and he mentioned that he was having sex at least twice a week now. I said, "well, honestly, that doesn't sound like very much sex," and he explained, "well, you have to remember that I'm a priest with a small parish..."
2014-04-12 09:19:17 PM  
6 votes:
My deviant sex life is just fine without doing it in a church, thank you.
2014-04-12 07:10:16 PM  
6 votes:
I imagine if I'd never heard of chocolate cake, I'd be satisfied eating a shiat sandwich.
2014-04-13 01:27:45 AM  
3 votes:
Think about it, Jesus bummed around with fishermen.  Notorious liars and drunks.  He was shacked up with a whore.  He kicked the shiat out of bankers in a government building.  He threw a party so epic that 2000 years later we're still talking about it.  And then the best they could do was convict him for disturbing the peace.

You can't go wrong following a man like that.
2014-04-12 09:14:10 PM  
3 votes:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.
2014-04-13 01:40:49 AM  
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Think about it, Jesus bummed around with fishermen.  Notorious liars and drunks.  He was shacked up with a whore.  He kicked the shiat out of bankers in a government building.  He threw a party so epic that 2000 years later we're still talking about it.  And then the best they could do was convict him for disturbing the peace.

You can't go wrong following a man like that.


www.castingfrontier.com

Farkin' A, man.
2014-04-13 01:20:52 AM  
2 votes:
Well duh.  Sex is always more exhilarating when mixed with a healthy dose of shame.
2014-04-12 09:39:51 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-12 09:30:01 PM  
2 votes:
Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.
rpm
2014-04-13 09:10:44 AM  
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: I thought they only had Alter Boys?  I don't want to have sex with no boys.  Then I realized they also have Alter Girls...


You like alter girls? Whatever floats your boat. NTTAWWT

www.laweekly.com
2014-04-13 02:01:05 AM  
1 votes:
Obviously I went to the wrong church; should have hung out with the Catholics or Mormons.

/the charismatic-evangelical Protestants were no fun
2014-04-12 10:54:09 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know about the church thing but getting married certainly helps.  Once you get married there is always a vagina there just waiting to be poked.  You don't even have to try anymore.  As an example, the wife and I were recently out and saw some younger guy open a car door for the chick he was with.  My wife commented on it and asked why I don't do that any more.  I said, "because I already know I am going to get some."  She gave me the stink eye but guess what? That night I got some anyway.
2014-04-12 10:48:47 PM  
1 votes:
But I don't like bus station bathrooms.
2014-04-12 10:06:38 PM  
1 votes:

sendtodave: I don't think that it's marriage that kills a couple's sex life, necessarily.   Having kids is more likely the culprit.


Yeah, I've got a friend who has that problem.

Before the kid, he banged his mistress at least 4 times a week.  Now he only has time to get together with her about once a week.

I think it cut down on sex with his wife too.
2014-04-12 09:58:12 PM  
1 votes:
"As far as church goes... I attend regularly!"

www.blogcdn.com
2014-04-12 09:56:15 PM  
1 votes:
Weird...they asked my wife and I to leave when we tried to have sex at church.
2014-04-12 09:49:04 PM  
1 votes:
i224.photobucket.com
2014-04-12 09:36:20 PM  
1 votes:
Every time I have sex its like being in church with the woman saying "oh god" over and over and over agai
2014-04-12 09:28:56 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-12 09:28:25 PM  
1 votes:
Two other interpretations:

Churchgoers are bigger liars.

Churchgoers are ignorant simpletons.
2014-04-12 09:27:43 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.


*upbeat saxophone solo*
2014-04-12 09:26:20 PM  
1 votes:
The finding that believers and regular churchgoers are positive about their love lives is in line with previous studies that associate religious involvement with better mental health and greater satisfaction with life and sexual relationships in general.

OK, I'm calling shenanigans.
2014-04-12 09:24:24 PM  
1 votes:
blogs.babble.com

/oblig
2014-04-12 09:18:09 PM  
1 votes:
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-04-12 08:07:11 PM  
1 votes:
joewii.files.wordpress.com
Well, obviously.
 
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