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2014-04-12 07:10:16 PM  
I imagine if I'd never heard of chocolate cake, I'd be satisfied eating a shiat sandwich.
 
2014-04-12 07:36:01 PM  
Going to church helped my brother. It came up in conversation, and he mentioned that he was having sex at least twice a week now. I said, "well, honestly, that doesn't sound like very much sex," and he explained, "well, you have to remember that I'm a priest with a small parish..."
 
2014-04-12 08:07:11 PM  
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Well, obviously.
 
2014-04-12 09:14:10 PM  
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.
 
2014-04-12 09:17:50 PM  
In other news, people who find someone they enjoy farking that also enjoys farking them have a better feeling about their love life.
 
2014-04-12 09:18:09 PM  
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2014-04-12 09:18:28 PM  

skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.


Man, she sho is ugly. Yeah, but she sho can cook.
 
2014-04-12 09:18:55 PM  
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2014-04-12 09:19:17 PM  
My deviant sex life is just fine without doing it in a church, thank you.
 
2014-04-12 09:22:06 PM  

gravethoughts: In other news, people who find someone they enjoy farking that also enjoys farking them have a better feeling about their love life.


What, no walk of shame? How do they manage?
 
2014-04-12 09:24:24 PM  
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/oblig
 
2014-04-12 09:26:09 PM  
Lieutenant Ellerby explains the importance of marriage in The Departed.
 
2014-04-12 09:26:20 PM  
The finding that believers and regular churchgoers are positive about their love lives is in line with previous studies that associate religious involvement with better mental health and greater satisfaction with life and sexual relationships in general.

OK, I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2014-04-12 09:26:28 PM  

gravethoughts: In other news, people who find someone they enjoy farking that also enjoys farking them have a better feeling about their love life.


In other other news, apparently there are lots of people that don't enjoy farking their husbands or wives.

I feel kinda sad for them.
 
2014-04-12 09:27:43 PM  

skinink: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.


*upbeat saxophone solo*
 
2014-04-12 09:28:25 PM  
Two other interpretations:

Churchgoers are bigger liars.

Churchgoers are ignorant simpletons.
 
2014-04-12 09:28:56 PM  
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2014-04-12 09:30:01 PM  
Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.
 
2014-04-12 09:31:19 PM  

fusillade762: The finding that believers and regular churchgoers are positive about their love lives is in line with previous studies that associate religious involvement with better mental health and greater satisfaction with life and sexual relationships in general.

OK, I'm calling shenanigans.


Feelings of depression and alienation > search for spirituality > join a religion > sense of community and belonging > better mental health.

"Religious involvement" could really just read "emotional involvement and connectedness with other human beings," I think.
 
2014-04-12 09:31:25 PM  
My list of things to try for better sex would have
1) drop ecstacy
and
2) try tantric sex

before
99) go to church more
 
2014-04-12 09:33:06 PM  

leevis: Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.


Caveat:  Some cultures and religions will stone a woman for just aching for it.
 
2014-04-12 09:36:20 PM  
Every time I have sex its like being in church with the woman saying "oh god" over and over and over agai
 
2014-04-12 09:39:03 PM  

leevis: Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.


True.
 
2014-04-12 09:39:51 PM  
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2014-04-12 09:43:29 PM  
Hahahahahahahaha, eat it, haters! You're angry all the time cause you get no booty! Hahahahahahahaha!
 
2014-04-12 09:45:26 PM  

ghare: leevis: Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.

True.


Well, I think the real truth is that most women are just aching for it...   With someone that they feel that they can trust.

"Hey, he goes to my church!  He can't be a bad guy, like those creeps at the bar!"

I don't think that it's marriage that kills a couple's sex life, necessarily.   Having kids is more likely the culprit.  "I don't feel attractive!  And neither are you!"
 
2014-04-12 09:45:44 PM  

leevis: Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.


I don't see the connection.
 
2014-04-12 09:47:51 PM  

fusillade762: The finding that believers and regular churchgoers are positive about their love lives is in line with previous studies that associate religious involvement with better mental health and greater satisfaction with life and sexual relationships in general.

OK, I'm calling shenanigans.


Mental health =\= intelligence.

"Mental health" is more of a happiness and satisfaction with life at large, than connotative of any sort of intellectual capability.

As they say, ignorance is bliss.
 
2014-04-12 09:48:29 PM  

ghare: leevis: Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.

True.


Well if they are true Christians they will not do the giggity giggity until they are married.

So here to finding a non true Christian...
 
2014-04-12 09:49:04 PM  
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2014-04-12 09:49:54 PM  

Baz744: Lieutenant Ellerby explains the importance of marriage in The Departed.


not the "dick must work part" todays vaginas simply do not care and in fact PREFER your dick does not work, unless 1,000% on their terms when they say so and its rarer than you realize, FACT IS today in 2013's version of "gold-digger nation" they lust, care, and crave ONE thing and ONE thing only MONEY to the point they delude themselves into believing ANYTHING else other than your ability to provide the sewage smelling slit $ THAT IS FACT FROM A REALISTS PERSPECTIVE.
 
2014-04-12 09:50:31 PM  
YouTube Comments hurt my brain.
 
2014-04-12 09:50:33 PM  

noblewolf: ghare: leevis: Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.

True.

Well if they are true Christians they will not do the giggity giggity until they are married.

So here to finding a non true Christian...


That would be the vast majority of them.

The "I'm saving myself for marriage" crowd are usually a) batshiat insane and/or b) teenagers.
 
2014-04-12 09:51:24 PM  
Makes sense. The life satisfaction studies have been essentially given knowledge for decades. When you feel that your life is embued with divine purpose and your particular circumstances are of importance to a transcendent being, you tend to feel happier about yourself. I assume that the sex study is similar. If you feel that the bond you share with your spouse has been ordained since the beginning of time by God and is part of a divine plan and not simply hormonal rutting, you're bound to feel more satisfied with it.
 
2014-04-12 09:53:45 PM  
Feelings of depression and alienation > search for spirituality > join a religion > sense of community and belonging > better mental health.

THIS.

Doesn't matter if Sky Wizard doesn't exist. IF you're willing to suspend disbelief, religion is very comforting to believers. Imagine how awesome it feels to believe, actually BELIEVE there's a wonderful afterlife waiting for you, and that some awesome power cares about you. Powerful stuff.

IF you're in a non-exploitative religion (not attacking others, not depriving yourself  and others of significant opportunities/stuff, etc.), it really is a win/no lose proposition. You win with a happier, longer life, and you can't lose because at no point are you disappointed to be found wrong, because you die, cease to exist, without ever finding out you're wrong.

Must be nice. I'll never know. Unless I get desperate. Then it will be just sad.
 
2014-04-12 09:54:58 PM  

senoy: Makes sense. The life satisfaction studies have been essentially given knowledge for decades. When you feel that your life is embued with divine purpose and your particular circumstances are of importance to a transcendent being, you tend to feel happier about yourself. I assume that the sex study is similar. If you feel that the bond you share with your spouse has been ordained since the beginning of time by God and is part of a divine plan and not simply hormonal rutting, you're bound to feel more satisfied with it.


And if your divine purpose is to have sex, well then, that's a happiness-two-fer.
 
2014-04-12 09:56:15 PM  
Weird...they asked my wife and I to leave when we tried to have sex at church.
 
2014-04-12 09:57:11 PM  
As a former church goer, yeah, there's a lot of easy chicks.  They're all curious and horny at the very least.
 
2014-04-12 09:57:29 PM  
That is why the jews have the rules for sabbath. Nothing allowed to get in the way. Means you don't work every day and thus you're sure to get more babies.
 
2014-04-12 09:58:12 PM  
"As far as church goes... I attend regularly!"

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2014-04-12 09:59:22 PM  
So conservative christians are a bunch of freaky perverts? I'm shocked....

/that they aren't gay
//nttawwt
///dnrtfa
 
2014-04-12 09:59:48 PM  
I realize subby is not implying that churches are a great place for married people to hook up, but that's kind of how I read that headling.

And it probably is.
 
2014-04-12 10:00:53 PM  

sendtodave: leevis: Or just go to church. Those places are full of women just aching for it.

Caveat:  Some cultures and religions will stone a woman for just aching for it.


and yet that doesn't stop the Saudi chicks from sending out the UBIE.
 
2014-04-12 10:02:03 PM  

dv-ous: not the "dick must work part" todays vaginas simply do not care and in fact PREFER your dick does not work, unless 1,000% on their terms when they say so and its rarer than you realize, FACT IS today in 2013's version of "gold-digger nation" they lust, care, and crave ONE thing and ONE thing only MONEY to the point they delude themselves into believing ANYTHING else other than your ability to provide the sewage smelling slit $ THAT IS FACT FROM A REALISTS PERSPECTIVE.


WTF am I even reading here?!?
 
2014-04-12 10:02:08 PM  

senoy: Makes sense. The life satisfaction studies have been essentially given knowledge for decades. When you feel that your life is embued with divine purpose and your particular circumstances are of importance to a transcendent being, you tend to feel happier about yourself. I assume that the sex study is similar. If you feel that the bond you share with your spouse has been ordained since the beginning of time by God and is part of a divine plan and not simply hormonal rutting, you're bound to feel more satisfied with it.


Yeah, good point.  That, too.  A belief in God's plan ordaining your marriage would increase the whole "we are meant for each other" idea.

Does this all boil down to "cynicism and critical thinking are harmful to delusions of love; ergo those that set aside these things enjoy more love?"

/biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate
 
2014-04-12 10:03:09 PM  

Ambivalence: I realize subby is not implying that churches are a great place for married people to hook up, but that's kind of how I read that headling.

And it probably is.


Yeah, that's pretty much exactly where I went too. Probably has something to so with the large numbers of pastors who get caught cheating with members of their flock. If you can't keep it in your pants at least keep it in your church.
 
2014-04-12 10:05:09 PM  

sendtodave: gravethoughts: In other news, people who find someone they enjoy farking that also enjoys farking them have a better feeling about their love life.

In other other news, apparently there are lots of people that don't enjoy farking their husbands or wives.

I feel kinda sad for them.


I don't know how you arrived at that conclusion from my comment. If the two people who are farking each other are husband and wife, significant others, or any manner of consenting adults, and they are getting on a regular basis, I'm sure they are quite happy with their love life.
 
2014-04-12 10:05:51 PM  
Our formula for a better sex life is, she has a stronger sex drive than I do, and we play well with others.

It isn't for everyone,but it works quite well for us.
 
2014-04-12 10:06:01 PM  

wax_on: Ambivalence: I realize subby is not implying that churches are a great place for married people to hook up, but that's kind of how I read that headling.

And it probably is.

Yeah, that's pretty much exactly where I went too. Probably has something to so with the large numbers of pastors who get caught cheating with members of their flock. If you can't keep it in your pants at least keep it in your church.


"He's such a good christian man.  Sure, we're both married and schtupping each other, but..."
 
2014-04-12 10:06:15 PM  

proteus_b: dv-ous: not the "dick must work part" todays vaginas simply do not care and in fact PREFER your dick does not work, unless 1,000% on their terms when they say so and its rarer than you realize, FACT IS today in 2013's version of "gold-digger nation" they lust, care, and crave ONE thing and ONE thing only MONEY to the point they delude themselves into believing ANYTHING else other than your ability to provide the sewage smelling slit $ THAT IS FACT FROM A REALISTS PERSPECTIVE.

WTF am I even reading here?!?


A big old pile of trying too hard. I give it 1/10.
 
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