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(CBC)   NFL player charged with DUI, felony cocaine possession. Wait, what? It was a hockey player, not football? Are you sure? This sounds like something a football player would do   (cbc.ca) divider line 27
    More: Dumbass, Ryan Malone, NFL, Steve Yzerman, field sobriety test, cocaine possession, Tampa Bay Lightning, Washington Capitals, football  
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2014-04-12 07:32:58 PM
No, no, no, that's the wrong kind of lines.
 
2014-04-12 07:43:56 PM
Does the NHL drug test? I assume they do but don't think I've ever heard anyone mention it.
 
2014-04-12 07:54:56 PM
Speaking of hockey -- no national championship thread?
 
2014-04-12 07:58:20 PM

Sprachkundige: Speaking of hockey -- no national championship thread?


This is it now.  Decent snipe on that Union goal, but they're gonna get rolled if this Stevens fellow continues the sieve-like behavior.
 
2014-04-12 08:00:46 PM
As an ECAC grad, I have to cheer for Union, but I'm not particularly optimistic.
 
2014-04-12 08:12:13 PM

Sprachkundige: As an ECAC grad, I have to cheer for Union, but I'm not particularly optimistic.


Well maybe I should be!
 
2014-04-12 08:13:01 PM

rynthetyn: No, no, no, that's the wrong kind of lines.


Trying out for Bishop's spot?

www.legendsofhockey.net
 
2014-04-12 08:16:41 PM

abhorrent1: NHL drug test


2 "no-notice" tests/ calendar year, one of which is the full team.
20 game & Mental Health Eval for first, 60 game for second, shanabanned for 3rd, Prohibited Substance List includes WADA list.  They don't announce until all appeals are over, and Player's pay funds the program.
 
2014-04-12 08:17:51 PM
1.3 grams of cocaine? Should have swallowed that
 
2014-04-12 08:20:10 PM
Forever Malone
 
2014-04-12 08:23:48 PM
Whar Florida tag?
 
2014-04-12 08:25:16 PM

good_2_go: Whar Florida tag?


Sssh, they're still trying to pretend Florida doesn't have hockey teams.

/no-one tell them about the AIHL
 
2014-04-12 08:26:24 PM
Dan Snyder unavailable for comment
 
2014-04-12 08:29:14 PM

good_2_go: Whar Florida tag?


Florida tag was the hit and run victim two hours before in the same area.
 
2014-04-12 08:32:03 PM
 
2014-04-12 08:49:02 PM
A late entry for the Bob Probert Trophy.
 
2014-04-12 09:08:21 PM
Baseball actually, not football.
 
2014-04-12 10:16:19 PM

elfbeater: 1.3 grams of cocaine? Should have swallowed that


Swallowed? More like snorted.

Any other player from a pro sports league would do that much in a sitting.

Hockey players are farking pussies. LeBron would have snorted that whole. So would Derek Jeter and Peyton Manning. Hell, I'm so ready to say that even Sidney Crosby could have snorted that bag as well, so long as it was off of Pierre's mushroom tip.

Ya'll just hatin' because no other role player in any other sport ever decided liquor, strip clubs and a chum bag for the whores was a good idea.

Next time you reply to a CL casual encounters ad and the tranny is asking for poppers or molly, I hope you have the gumption to say, "I don't need performance enhancing drugs".
 
2014-04-12 10:49:37 PM
I'm going to go ahead and say that the reason he's been sucking lately probably has something to do with thinking it's a good idea to still be out boozing and drugging it up the morning of a road game.
 
rka
2014-04-12 11:03:55 PM
What do you expect from a St. Clown St. grad?
 
2014-04-12 11:05:51 PM

rynthetyn: I'm going to go ahead and say that the reason he's been sucking lately probably has something to do with thinking it's a good idea to still be out boozing and drugging it up the morning of a road game.


lately? Bugsy's been a party animal since he did this kind of stuff on Carson Street in Pittsburgh
 
2014-04-12 11:13:27 PM

ElwoodCuse: rynthetyn: I'm going to go ahead and say that the reason he's been sucking lately probably has something to do with thinking it's a good idea to still be out boozing and drugging it up the morning of a road game.

lately? Bugsy's been a party animal since he did this kind of stuff on Carson Street in Pittsburgh


 Well, he's clearly too old to do it and bounce back anymore.
 
2014-04-12 11:56:18 PM

abhorrent1: Does the NHL drug test? I assume they do but don't think I've ever heard anyone mention it.


Yep they do, and only one player has tested positive for anything since they started. But that doesn't mean much because most of the people in the field regard the NHL's testing as a joke and very unlikely to catch any users
 
2014-04-13 06:08:48 AM
Nobody cares about the blow, but are more concerned with the DUI. Stupid motherfarker has the money to call a goddamned cab. Hell, rent a limo, moron.
Go Bolts.
 
2014-04-13 06:19:11 AM
This is actually the time of year football players get to fark around and Honkey players should be gearing up for the playoffs so the tiiming was a bit suprising.
 
2014-04-13 10:51:42 AM
French people like coke too?
 
2014-04-13 11:02:45 AM

elfbeater: 1.3 grams of cocaine? Should have swallowed that


This
 
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