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(KHOU Houston)   Mother of the year candidate takes her children on a vacation to Florida, kicks her 12-year-old son out of the car with no shoes on for reading the GPS incorrectly and sends her 8-year-old daughter out to look for more beer   (khou.com) divider line 53
    More: Florida, Sugar Land, Stock Island, Duval Street, GPS, prison cells, holidays, mothers  
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2014-04-12 08:19:13 PM
Obviously she just didn't want to look like a tourist.
 
2014-04-12 08:50:14 PM
If only there was an infallible method to detect pre-partum sociopathy....
 
2014-04-12 08:52:46 PM
No I wopuld not give you false hope 
On this strange and mournful day 
But the mother and child reunion 
Is only a motion away
 
2014-04-12 08:53:04 PM
Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay
 
2014-04-12 08:53:57 PM
The father was unable for comment?
 
2014-04-12 08:54:07 PM

gfid: Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay


so.. morons?
 
2014-04-12 08:54:55 PM

Cerebral Knievel: gfid: Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay

so.. morons?


They are, after all, the common clay of the earth.
 
2014-04-12 08:55:14 PM

Senseless_drivel: The father was unable for comment?


which one?
 
2014-04-12 08:55:29 PM

Senseless_drivel: The father was unable for comment?


The father was UNAVAILABLE for comment?

/Better
 
2014-04-12 08:57:56 PM
I fail to see the problem. If the kids aren't useful, ditch them.
 
2014-04-12 08:58:48 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Senseless_drivel: The father was unavailable for comment?

which one?


The one that gladly and selflessly helps out when mom needs a little time for herself.
 
2014-04-12 08:59:26 PM
Simon Says "Learn to read a GPS or get kicked to the curb".
 
2014-04-12 09:00:31 PM
Simon says "Get Mommy more beer"
 
2014-04-12 09:02:30 PM
It seems like she was a decent mother and probably went off the deep end when the father was killed.

Kind of a sad story really.
 
2014-04-12 09:06:39 PM
Mary Lou says the father of both kids died in a motorcycle accident years ago.

Lucky bastard.
 
2014-04-12 09:06:52 PM
anyone that has a problem with what this mom has done has never had or has never been near a 12-year old boy

/didn't read the article but some people shouldn't have children
 
2014-04-12 09:10:40 PM

Senseless_drivel: Senseless_drivel: The father was unable for comment?

The father was UNAVAILABLE for comment?

/Better


Both...unavailable because he's unable.

Six posts down...
 
2014-04-12 09:11:09 PM

Cerebral Knievel: gfid: Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay

so.. morons?


Well, yeah - and those were the ones who were smart enough to vote.
 
2014-04-12 09:11:17 PM
I would venture to guess that 75% of Farkers mom's have done the same thing. Of course the difference is the kid was 12 and the average Farker would have been 36.
 
2014-04-12 09:17:50 PM
I don't get the no shoes thing. Early springtime Florida is probably nice enough to go barefoot in.
 
2014-04-12 09:20:44 PM

big pig peaches: It seems like she was a decent mother and probably went off the deep end when the father was killed.

Kind of a sad story really.


Yeah, she is an environmental engineer.  That's not exactly working the pole.
 
2014-04-12 09:23:19 PM

Senseless_drivel: Senseless_drivel: The father was unable for comment?

The father was UNAVAILABLE for comment?

/Better


I liked unable better. It made perfect sense in this case.
 
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2014-04-12 09:31:35 PM

Senseless_drivel: The father was unable for comment?


According to the article he was killed in a motorcycle accident.  So yes, unable to comment.
 
2014-04-12 09:35:39 PM

NFA: Senseless_drivel: The father was unable for comment?

According to the article he was killed in a motorcycle accident.  So yes, unable to comment.


He wouldn't eat the oysters?
 
2014-04-12 09:37:09 PM

Senseless_drivel: The father was unable for comment?


Couldn't hurt to get a Ouija board.
 
2014-04-12 09:40:13 PM
Mom?
 
2014-04-12 09:43:40 PM
Why do I suppose that  this might be a Farkette?
 
2014-04-12 09:51:16 PM
I see Florida now works with the speed of ebola.
 
2014-04-12 09:54:23 PM
You guys read the article instead of watching the video?
 
2014-04-12 10:01:07 PM
Sending an 8-year old out for beer is a terrible idea. They have really tiny hands, can't carry much.

/Pretty weak in the upper body too
 
2014-04-12 10:07:29 PM

Shazam999: I fail to see the problem. If the kids aren't useful, ditch them.


That's how we did it in the caveman days - only the strong survive. I can't imagine a 12 year boy from then against what we pass for an excuse of a kid these days... he'd kick the living shiat out of everyone 16 and younger at least.
 
2014-04-12 10:22:32 PM

NutWrench: Mary Lou says the father of both kids died in a motorcycle accident years ago.

Lucky bastard.


Th second husband is lucky too; divorced from her AND still alive.
 
2014-04-12 10:40:59 PM
this sounds like a good reason to have kids. if they can't get me some beer, what farkin' use are they. little weirdos
 
2014-04-12 10:50:33 PM
I guess the damn kid should learn to read the GPS.
 
2014-04-12 10:57:37 PM

gfid: Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay


Don't include Dallas proper in that list.  It is mostly blue. Now the suburbs?  Red as red can be.
 
2014-04-12 11:14:01 PM
I would be more interested in catching the predators that took the kids as soon as they were on their own
 
2014-04-12 11:36:36 PM

Bslim: Mom?


Bro?
 
2014-04-12 11:55:14 PM
He's 12 with a farking GPS, how lost could he get?
 
2014-04-12 11:56:38 PM

RyansPrivates: gfid: Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay

Don't include Dallas proper in that list.  It is mostly blue. Now the suburbs?  Red as red can be.


You're right.  That list is too good for Dallas to be on.

It's not always about which party they vote for.
 
2014-04-13 12:33:33 AM
Putting beer and safety before her kids?  So, what's wrong with that?
 
2014-04-13 12:33:48 AM
According to a police report, Simon kicked a 12-year-old boy out of the car on popular Duval Street without any shoes. She allegedly did so because the boy was reading the GPS incorrectly.

How do you A) get lost with a GPS or B) Read it incorrectly? You enter the House number, street name, city and state. Unless your dumbass entered that incorrectly, you generally don't end up in a lake.
 
2014-04-13 12:45:10 AM
Momma had the kids. Momma fed the kids. Kids are alive. Momma wanted beer. IS THAT TOO farkING MUCH TO ASK! fark this generation. fark 'em.
 
2014-04-13 02:07:52 AM
Police say the 12-year-old boy was picked up by two strangers and brought back to his hotel.

Wow.  Given all the public paranoia about pedophiles, there are still people willing to pick up a strange child?  That'll probably get them listed on some kiddie-diddler registry.  It would have been safer for them to ignore the kid and keep driving...
 
2014-04-13 02:25:27 AM
Yeah that Simon sounds awful,  wait a second who is this Suzanne?  fark is it Suzanne or Simon?  Is it Suzanne and Simon, was there two?


That's why you don't have first names as your first and last name and why an article should stick to using one name.
 
2014-04-13 02:28:25 AM

skinink: Simon Says "Learn to read a GPS or get kicked to the curb".


He was probably reading it incorrectly and also not listening to someone who knows how to read it and following their instructions.

Twelve years old  I can imagine he is starting the stupid years.   All adults know them it is when your children's brains fall out their arses  and they don't realise.  They actually think they know more and refuse to listen.
 
2014-04-13 02:52:12 AM

big pig peaches: It seems like she was a decent mother and probably went off the deep end when the father was killed.

Kind of a sad story really.

RyansPrivates: gfid: Sugar Land - it's like the Florida of Texas.  Indistinguishable from Pasadena, Dallas, or many other parts of Texas.

These are the people who elected Tom DeLay

Don't include Dallas proper in that list.  It is mostly blue. Now the suburbs?  Red as red can be.


Exactly why we need to start enforcing those Voter ID laws.
 
2014-04-13 08:26:34 AM
Wow sending her 8 year old out for beer and smacking her?  Sounds like an average day for a Packer fan... was she a Packer fan?

/Saw an idiot packer fanatic dad make their 6 year old load huge cases of beer in the car and swear and threaten them for not loading it "fast" enough
//I hate Packer fans with a passion
 
2014-04-13 08:46:48 AM
I just hope she gets the help she needs... It sounds like she went on a drinking binge of some sort. I couldn't imagine doing that to my two kids ever!!!!
 
2014-04-13 08:57:54 AM
So . . . an Adventure for the kids?
 
2014-04-13 09:28:44 AM

BravadoGT: big pig peaches: It seems like she was a decent mother and probably went off the deep end when the father was killed.

Kind of a sad story really.

Yeah, she is an environmental engineer.  That's not exactly working the pole.


This is why women shouldn't be allowed to be engineers. The Maths eventually get to them and they lose it.
 
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