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(Boston Globe)   A Boston cop who was shot in the head during a shootout with the Boston bombers, dies a year later from a brain aneurysm while working out at the gym   (bostonglobe.com) divider line 72
    More: Sad, Boston, brain aneurysm, Officer Dennis O. Simmonds, medical emergency, Boston Police Department, Douglas A-20 Havoc  
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2014-04-12 02:39:09 PM  
Shot in the head with an explosive device? Nasty.
 
2014-04-12 03:28:18 PM  
Just in time for the anniversary, hmmmmm.....

/false flag
 
2014-04-12 04:17:14 PM  
In before the boom, head shot gif
 
2014-04-12 04:36:18 PM  
Might as well tack on another murder charge.
 
2014-04-12 04:38:01 PM  
Irony tag on vacation?
 
2014-04-12 04:43:02 PM  
Yeah, that's pretty much the definition of the SAD tag.
 
2014-04-12 04:43:05 PM  
To be fair, he had a pretty intense 26 minute workout.
 
2014-04-12 04:45:36 PM  
Crossfit will fark you up.
 
2014-04-12 04:46:55 PM  
Subby can't read.
 
2014-04-12 04:49:17 PM  

Turfshoe: Might as well tack on another murder charge.


I'm honestly shocked it hadn't already been done.  Free 'conviction' for a tough on crime DA to pad his numbers with.
 
2014-04-12 04:49:59 PM  

filter: Subby can't read.


Don't, even get me started, on the unnecessary, comma in the headline,
 
2014-04-12 04:50:53 PM  
www.dvdtimes.co.uk


He didn't get to the x ray machine in time ?
 
2014-04-12 04:51:06 PM  
If he was the good brave cop and person they describe then that truly is sad. Heartbreaking for his family. RIP good man. It seems you made the world a tiny bit better in your short allotted time here and that's about the best anyone can do.
 
2014-04-12 04:52:29 PM  
www.ppartchive.com
 
2014-04-12 04:53:17 PM  
Boom. Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadshot
 
2014-04-12 04:53:29 PM  
I may be wrong, but I'm assuming he was shot in the head by another Boston cop.
 
2014-04-12 04:54:08 PM  
Wait, so you telling me doing work outs that can cause a rise in blood pressure and heart speed might cause a weakened blood vessel to explode? No way.
 
2014-04-12 04:55:42 PM  

MNguy: I may be wrong, but I'm assuming he was shot in the head by another Boston cop.


Or wounded by an explosive device during the police pursuit, like the article states
 
2014-04-12 04:56:10 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Crossfit will fark you up.


Didn't RTFA but this is truth. Don't do it people, it is NOT "fitness".
 
2014-04-12 04:57:06 PM  
Just 26 minutes more..
 
2014-04-12 04:57:56 PM  

tjsands1118: Wait, so you telling me doing work outs that can cause a rise in blood pressure and heart speed might cause a weakened blood vessel to explode? No way.


Wait, so you're telling me depriving the brain of oxygen might cause death? No way.

See? Anybody can obtusely miss the point in a pithy way. Trust me, I'm good at it.
 
2014-04-12 04:58:23 PM  
Irony tag busy?
 
2014-04-12 04:59:09 PM  
Can we revive Tamerlan and double kill him? Please?
 
2014-04-12 05:03:26 PM  
Article lists no cause of death.
Don't play telephone, subby.
 
2014-04-12 05:03:41 PM  
So you're saying it was more than a feeling?

I'm a bad person
 
2014-04-12 05:04:38 PM  

NateAsbestos: HotIgneous Intruder: Crossfit will fark you up.

Didn't RTFA but this is truth. Don't do it people, it is NOT "fitness".


But I LOVE watching people do crossfit "pull-ups."
 
2014-04-12 05:09:10 PM  
Um, I don't see anything the article about an aneurysm. Just "unspecified medical emergency." Could be totally unrelated to anything from the bombing stuff.
 
2014-04-12 05:10:57 PM  

Turfshoe: Might as well tack on another murder charge.


The only way that could be more patriotic is if they included a tiny American flag with it.
 
2014-04-12 05:12:35 PM  
A Boston cop who was shot in the head during a shootout with the Boston bombers, dies a year later from a brain aneurysm while working out at the gym

Only thing worse than brain aneurysms are crocodiles and alligators.
 
2014-04-12 05:15:57 PM  
addins.whig.com

Anywhere, anytime.
 
2014-04-12 05:21:34 PM  

filter: Subby can't read.


Every comment in this thread needs to say this, and only this.
 
2014-04-12 05:25:34 PM  
Have to look at his Contract with the Boston Police Dept. If death occurs within a year, maybe eligible for Full Bennies! Someone has to look at the whole picture,
 
2014-04-12 05:27:28 PM  

whatsupchuck: filter: Subby can't read.

Every comment in this thread needs to say this, and only this.


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-12 05:29:04 PM  
Boston ain't tough
 
2014-04-12 05:29:11 PM  

whatsupchuck: filter: Subby can't read.

Every comment in this thread needs to say this, and only this.


Sounds like a boring thread.
 
2014-04-12 05:30:16 PM  
wounded in an explosion = shot in the head.
 
2014-04-12 05:32:35 PM  
RIP. A guy that runs towards danger when everyone else is running away. The world will be less without him.
 
2014-04-12 05:33:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: NateAsbestos: HotIgneous Intruder: Crossfit will fark you up.

Didn't RTFA but this is truth. Don't do it people, it is NOT "fitness".

But I LOVE watching people do crossfit "pull-ups."


Oh yeah, the YouTube videos are hilarious in their pointlessness. But it's an awful idea for anyone who actually wants to be healthy
 
2014-04-12 05:37:03 PM  
Sounds like a telefrag to me.
 
2014-04-12 05:51:29 PM  
Subby surely fails for lack of hero tag.
 
2014-04-12 06:02:31 PM  
who gives a sh*t I'll probably die 60 years after I was born. you make choices in life. those choices come with repercussions. sorry your dead.
 
2014-04-12 06:08:59 PM  
After nearly dying in the confrontation that injured him, I hope that this last year has been the best of his life and a fitting closure to what sounds like an accomplished and well-lived existence.
 
2014-04-12 06:09:37 PM  
RIP

tristatememorabilia.com
 
2014-04-12 06:11:01 PM  

uber humper: whatsupchuck: filter: Subby can't read.

Every comment in this thread needs to say this, and only this.

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 272x272]


That picture made ginger ale come out of my nose, you butthole!

/Thanks, I needed a laugh
 
2014-04-12 06:23:50 PM  
Huh, where's all the Fark police haters? Figured they would have used their broad stoke brush by now.
 
2014-04-12 06:41:42 PM  

rockforever: whatsupchuck: filter: Subby can't read.

Every comment in this thread needs to say this, and only this.

Sounds like a boring thread.


Sounds like a boring thread altogether.
 
2014-04-12 06:43:25 PM  

KeelingLovesCornholes: Huh, where's all the Fark police haters? Figured they would have used their broad stoke brush by now.


Too busy hating on crossfit whole vaccuming Cheeto dust off their neck beards.
 
2014-04-12 06:45:07 PM  

KeelingLovesCornholes: Huh, where's all the Fark police haters? Figured they would have used their broad stoke brush by now.


I had a bunch of them banned for repeatedly calling me out in threads.
 
2014-04-12 06:46:55 PM  
Boston? A Cop? Am I too late for Good Head Shot Man?

/just kidding. Not really. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
 
2014-04-12 06:54:52 PM  
hope it was a good year for him

as it sounds like a bonus.
 
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