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(Daily Mail)   Being the hottest woman on OKCupid has ruined her life   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 208
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2014-04-12 10:52:39 AM  
tattoos = ugh.
 
2014-04-12 11:46:12 AM  
Not so much dating as trolling for blog-fodder.  Hopefully some day I'll find Mr. Rightbookdeal and/or "reality" series.
 
2014-04-12 11:59:01 AM  
Eh, she has a nice body, but the tattoos are a bit much.

So is 35 messages a day a lot for a woman on OKCupid?  From my understanding pretty much all of the women on those sites get tons of attention.  I'd imagine any reasonably attractive 20-something woman that shows a bit of skin in her profile pictures would get similar numbers of contacts.
 
2014-04-12 12:02:58 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: I'd imagine any reasonably attractive 20-something woman that shows a bit of skin in her profile pictures would get similar numbers of contacts.


People put up pics of themselves hoping to attract attention, obviously. It sounds like guys on OKCupid think the lyrics from "Berzerker" are good pickup lines.
 
2014-04-12 12:08:52 PM  
Even ignoring the whole "oh I'm so hot it's terrible" thing, she seems like a real coont. Looking at her tumblr, I can get on board with mocking the guys just looking for sex, especially the ones offering money/gifts in exchange. But she's also mocking what seem to be relatively normal guys who are just earnestly replying to her profile and trying to strike up a conversation.

You're not going to come across as some poor beleaguered young ingenue who has the misfortune of fighting off constant sexual advances if you sit there making fun of nice guys for being awkward.
 
2014-04-12 12:46:31 PM  

aimtastic: You're not going to come across as some poor beleaguered young ingenue who has the misfortune of fighting off constant sexual advances if you sit there making fun of nice guys for being awkward.


Isn't that the whole point of OKCupid?

Handsome rich guys with nice cars who post pictures of themselves in exotic tourist locations make out like bandits. The rest of us are pervs, lamerz, etc. It's why I quit: it's farking pointless.
 
2014-04-12 12:49:45 PM  
British news outlet + "hot" woman = #NOPE
 
2014-04-12 12:50:47 PM  
WTF is that thing on her shoulder?
 
2014-04-12 12:51:49 PM  
FTFA:  One of her least favorite pick-up lines:  "Would you like to go out to a RED LOBSTER with me?"

See, that would just seal the deal with me.  I'd spread my legs for some Red Lobster...

/also, after having looked at the pics, I can safely say I'm shocked, SHOCKED that she isn't fuggo.
 
2014-04-12 12:53:36 PM  
DNRTFA

Samantha Brick?
 
2014-04-12 12:54:21 PM  
good
 
2014-04-12 12:54:30 PM  

grokca: WTF is that thing on her shoulder?


Her head.

Thank you thank you!  Try the veal!

/*looks at pic*
//wait...it IS a head!
 
2014-04-12 12:56:32 PM  
That's a big ole meh
 
2014-04-12 12:58:11 PM  
Personally, I think the tattoos are hot.  She's obviously going for a Suicide Girls meets Betty Page look.  Butterface, though.
 
2014-04-12 12:58:40 PM  
She should tattoo over her ugly face.
 
2014-04-12 12:58:47 PM  
Your Honor I would like to enter an observation. Sir, she is NOT the hottest woman on OkCupid. Merely the current most popular. The hottest woman on OkCupid left when she found the man of her dreams while pumping gas.
 
2014-04-12 12:59:27 PM  
So why doesn't she delete her profile?

Oh that's right because all the attention would stop

/dumb broad is a dumb broad
 
2014-04-12 12:59:52 PM  

The One True TheDavid: aimtastic: You're not going to come across as some poor beleaguered young ingenue who has the misfortune of fighting off constant sexual advances if you sit there making fun of nice guys for being awkward.

Isn't that the whole point of OKCupid?

Handsome rich guys with nice cars who post pictures of themselves in exotic tourist locations make out like bandits. The rest of us are pervs, lamerz, etc. It's why I quit: it's farking pointless.


Man, if someone has called you a lame pervert on OkCupid or any other dating site, I promise it's not because you're just not rich enough to get away with it.
 
2014-04-12 12:59:59 PM  
yeah right... a quick look around social okc or miami and theres thousands hotter..
 
2014-04-12 01:00:39 PM  
FTFA
getting about 35 messages a day from her admirers  - many of them grossly profane

You don't say?
 
2014-04-12 01:01:51 PM  

aimtastic: making fun of nice guys for being awkward.


'Nice' guys are rarely such. Especially if they are the ones describing themselves as such.
 
2014-04-12 01:03:03 PM  
She is very attractive, if a little heavy on the makeup in some of those pics, and the tattoos do actually give her a bump (thigh tats are definitely a thing for me, no idea why). Somehow, though, she seems like she might be insufferably high maintenance. Not that I'd ever have a shot with her, but I think I'll stick to girl-next-door types.
 
2014-04-12 01:03:18 PM  

Cewley: tattoos = ugh.


It's like spraying graffiti all over a flawless Greek statue. Ladies, if you want to show your uniqueness and individuality by getting a butterfly tattoo on your ankle (just like everyone else who wants to show their uniqueness), but ferchrissake know when to say when. The goal isn't to look like a circus freak. This is just sad.
 
2014-04-12 01:05:17 PM  

R.A.Danny: TuteTibiImperes: I'd imagine any reasonably attractive 20-something woman that shows a bit of skin in her profile pictures would get similar numbers of contacts.

People put up pics of themselves hoping to attract attention, obviously. It sounds like guys on OKCupid think the lyrics from "Berzerker" are good pickup lines.


I'm drinking coffee wearing my old Berzerker World Tour t-shirt right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2014-04-12 01:05:33 PM  

Cewley: tattoos = ugh.


This.
 
2014-04-12 01:07:20 PM  

The One True TheDavid: aimtastic: You're not going to come across as some poor beleaguered young ingenue who has the misfortune of fighting off constant sexual advances if you sit there making fun of nice guys for being awkward.

Isn't that the whole point of OKCupid?

Handsome rich guys with nice cars who post pictures of themselves in exotic tourist locations make out like bandits. The rest of us are pervs, lamerz, etc. It's why I quit: it's farking pointless.


I met my wife on that site while I was working for crap money at a call center. No one ever called me lame or a perv. Stop showing off that cat's butt tattoo you have around your belly button.
 
2014-04-12 01:08:31 PM  
I think she's pretty, but being only 5 feet tall is kind of a deal-breaker for me. I like tall women. They can keep up with me when we're walking, and I don't have to contort myself into unnatural positions to get a smooch.

The tats? Meh, I don't care one way or another about that.
 
2014-04-12 01:08:36 PM  
THAT's the hottest woman on OKCupid?

Wow.
 
2014-04-12 01:10:03 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-04-12 01:10:23 PM  
I really like how her tattoos are on opposite sides of her body in some of the pictures.
 
2014-04-12 01:10:48 PM  
Would you like to go out to a RED LOBSTER with me?


I'll bet that was this guy.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-12 01:11:01 PM  
Ummmm...

Boo.

Hoo.
 
2014-04-12 01:11:37 PM  
Hottest woman on OKCupid?  More like hottest woman on OKFace.
 
2014-04-12 01:12:10 PM  
It's not news, it's Fark
 
2014-04-12 01:13:11 PM  

RottenEggs: I really like how her tattoos are on opposite sides of her body in some of the pictures.


Mirrors dude.
 
2014-04-12 01:14:27 PM  
OKstupid.
 
2014-04-12 01:14:49 PM  
Oh, like the fist of an angry God.  She is extraordinarily farkable.  Not that my 48 year old ass would ever have a chance in hell.

Unfortunately, that is all she is, apparently.  Guys are not going out on 2nd dates with her.  So she is going to get an endless buffet of guys who want to bang her and have a really hard time finding a guy who likes her for her.   And the endless supply of attention is really teaching her how to use mens affection.  I would imagine she is probably insufferable.

But she is pretty hot; I will give her that.  She can milk that for quite a while so long as she is not really trying to find love
 
2014-04-12 01:14:55 PM  
I JUST CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THE ATTENTION.

IS THIS MEGAPHONE ON? CAN SOMEONE BRIGHTEN THE SPOTLIGHT?
 
2014-04-12 01:15:15 PM  

Craptastic: I think she's pretty, but being only 5 feet tall is kind of a deal-breaker for me. I like tall women. They can keep up with me when we're walking, and I don't have to contort myself into unnatural positions to get a smooch.

The tats? Meh, I don't care one way or another about that.


It says she's 5'5".
 
2014-04-12 01:16:30 PM  

styckx: So why doesn't she delete her profile?

Oh that's right because all the attention would stop

/dumb broad is a dumb broad


"But the torrent of crass missives from aspiring boyfriends and lovers has reached a point where Urasek was forced to delete her account. She later created a new profile in a bid to rid herself of some of the most undesirable devotees."
 
2014-04-12 01:17:50 PM  
I've definitely slept with more attractive girls that I met on OK Cupid, and I'm not rich or obnoxious, nor a "serial dater"...
 
2014-04-12 01:18:15 PM  
Complaining that guys try to kiss her within 10 minutes of a first meeting?  Sorry but the outfits, make up and tatts are sort of a billboard that you're down to fark.
 
2014-04-12 01:18:32 PM  

abfalter: Oh, like the fist of an angry God.  She is extraordinarily farkable.  Not that my 48 year old ass would ever have a chance in hell.

Unfortunately, that is all she is, apparently.   Guys are not going out on 2nd dates with her.  So she is going to get an endless buffet of guys who want to bang her and have a really hard time finding a guy who likes her for her.   And the endless supply of attention is really teaching her how to use mens affection.  I would imagine she is probably insufferable.

But she is pretty hot; I will give her that.  She can milk that for quite a while so long as she is not really trying to find love


Why do you assume it's always the guys? I've done the Internet dating thing, sadly, and I can tell you that plenty of first dates end in mutual lack of interest. And even when one person is interested, the other might not be. Expectations built up online just don't always play out in reality.
 
2014-04-12 01:18:42 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Cewley: tattoos = ugh.

It's like spraying graffiti all over a flawless Greek statue. Ladies, if you want to show your uniqueness and individuality by getting a butterfly tattoo on your ankle (just like everyone else who wants to show their uniqueness), but ferchrissake know when to say when. The goal isn't to look like a circus freak. This is just sad.


THIS.

She's not horrible looking.  She's attractive enough that she probably shouldn't even need to be on OKCupid.  Okay, so maybe she doesn't meet enough quality men in her personal life.  So, how's that online dating thing working out?  Not much better quality of men, is it?
 
2014-04-12 01:21:08 PM  
There's a lot more attractive women on OKCupid than her. She's not ugly, but nothing special.
 
2014-04-12 01:21:33 PM  
Oh yea, going to a free dating site is going to find you lots of quality dates... not

She should really up her game and hire a professional to find her a date.

or just find a cute guy with lots of money
 
2014-04-12 01:22:21 PM  

picturescrazy: The One True TheDavid: aimtastic: You're not going to come across as some poor beleaguered young ingenue who has the misfortune of fighting off constant sexual advances if you sit there making fun of nice guys for being awkward.
Isn't that the whole point of OKCupid?
Handsome rich guys with nice cars who post pictures of themselves in exotic tourist locations make out like bandits. The rest of us are pervs, lamerz, etc. It's why I quit: it's farking pointless.
I met my wife on that site while I was working for crap money at a call center. No one ever called me lame or a perv. Stop showing off that cat's butt tattoo you have around your belly button.


Met my wife on there too, and had some other fairly pleasant dating experiences from that site. A creep is a creep, whether it's someone you talk to on a dating site, at a bar, or someone you meet at work.
 
2014-04-12 01:22:46 PM  

gfid: Okay, so maybe she doesn't meet enough quality men in her personal life.


And this should be a bit of a wake-up call itself.  Surround yourself with quality people and you'll meet one.
 
2014-04-12 01:24:35 PM  
I'd bang her like a screen door.
 
2014-04-12 01:25:44 PM  
People aren't messaging her because they think she's the hottest woman on the site. They are messaging her because she's reasonably attractive and likely to give a good time in the bedroom. The really hot women tend to have more trouble getting dates than you'd think. Men assume there either taken, out of their league or they'd be competing with rich guys and don't even bother trying.

Making fun of the guys who just want sex, fair game they brought it on themselves. Making fun of the genuine guys that actually want to meet her strikes me as being a coont though.
 
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