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(Time)   Last weekend: "One ping, one ping only." Mid-week: "We have multiple pings." Today: "Um...anyone heard anything recently? No? Oh well...I think we're going to be out here for a long time"   ( divider line
    More: Followup, The Last Weekend, Australian Prime Ministers, Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott, Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, black boxes, Australians  
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2014-04-12 12:40:16 PM  
3 votes:
I feel bad for the businessman who told his wife he'd be on that flight and now has to live at his girlfriend's house
2014-04-12 11:47:33 AM  
3 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Admit it, guys - you don't know Jack Schitt.  You narrowed it down to 600 km2 - looking for a 747 in an area the size of Chicago - and you still haven't got dick.

I think they actually have it narrowed down to a few square miles.

However, the source could actually be a lair of underwater aliens. When we discover their hidden civilization, they will come up to the surface and enslave us. We will wish no one ever began the search for that damn plane.
2014-04-12 11:52:53 AM  
2 votes:

gfid: Are people still paying attention to this?  Until I see a headline that the plane is actually found - that they actually have definitive evidence of where exactly it is, I'm just going to keep tuning out.

CNN is still 24/7 plane coverage.. I heard they signed up for a second season at this point.
2014-04-12 11:50:16 AM  
2 votes:
I think we can blame Obama for the loss of pings. I bet he swam to the bottom of the ocean to turn off the black box signal when other countries were closing in. What are you hiding Barry?
2014-04-12 12:21:33 PM  
1 vote:
I would have liked to have seen Montana.
2014-04-12 12:18:43 PM  
1 vote:
TFA: Up to 10 planes and 14 ships were searching Saturday.

I'm not sure flying planes 15,000ft under the ocean will be effective ...
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