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(Jezebel)   Prom dresses are especially hideous this year. This is a repeat of every year since the invention of the prom, and probably even before that   (jezebel.com ) divider line
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2014-04-12 10:52:29 AM  
5 votes:
i1282.photobucket.com
2014-04-12 12:53:10 PM  
4 votes:
cdn.smosh.com

Girl, your gay uncle called and said to tell you, "Aw, hells, no!"
2014-04-12 12:10:37 PM  
4 votes:
rollingout.com

Instead of a strapless evening gown, we've got gownless evening straps.
GBB
2014-04-12 12:59:35 PM  
3 votes:
i.kinja-img.com
Hitler's mustache re imagined as female bangs.
2014-04-12 11:37:54 AM  
3 votes:
Where did you get that dress? It's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
2014-04-12 12:24:37 PM  
2 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Magook: Heh.  And I thought my prom dress was tacky.

[img.fark.net image 248x488]

/1993

I graduated in 1992 and I dont remember girls wearing puffy sleeves.


But I don't wanna be a pirate!
2014-04-13 01:36:08 AM  
1 vote:

PillsHere: zimbomba63: 1992 and it was my oldest step-daughter's senior prom.  She and my wife had gone shopping for a dress several times and nothing appealed to her.  My wife suggested she pick out a pattern and wife would make the dress (she made her wedding dress, which looked great, so she could do this).  She picks out a pattern for a dress that the blonde bombshells of the late 50's, early 60's used to wear: long, strapless, tight fitting and a high slit up the side.  She showed me the picture on the pattern and I said, "Oh!".  She had a couple of things going for her with this dress: she was blonde, and how should I say it, nature had been very kind in giving her a very good figure.  So they work on the dress, with multiple fittings, etc.  I never see the product that they're producing.  Prom day comes with all that entails, and her date arrives with another couple, who they're splitting the limo with.  My wife wants me to video the step-daughter's grand descent down the stairs in her creation.  So I'm videoing and in the scene are the other three.  I've got to add the other girl has one of the typical lacy, frilly type prom dress on.  Step-daughter comes half way down to the landing.  The dress is dark blue, satiny and very tight, she got long dark blue gloves on, her blonde hair is not up, but loose on to her shoulders and the dress has a slit up to her thigh.  She looks exactly like one of those Hollywood sex kitten actresses from the early 60's. On the tape, you can hear me let out an "WHOA!".  You can, also, see the other girl's shoulders sag. The two guys are staring at her speechless.  Yes, bad, bad, bad step-father thoughts, were going through my head that evening.

This is one of those things you probably don't want to tell people.


That's why god invented statutes of limitation.
2014-04-12 11:36:05 PM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: Magook: Heh.  And I thought my prom dress was tacky.

[img.fark.net image 248x488]

/1993

I graduated in 1992 and I dont remember girls wearing puffy sleeves.


25.media.tumblr.com
2014-04-12 07:00:49 PM  
1 vote:
1992 and it was my oldest step-daughter's senior prom.  She and my wife had gone shopping for a dress several times and nothing appealed to her.  My wife suggested she pick out a pattern and wife would make the dress (she made her wedding dress, which looked great, so she could do this).  She picks out a pattern for a dress that the blonde bombshells of the late 50's, early 60's used to wear: long, strapless, tight fitting and a high slit up the side.  She showed me the picture on the pattern and I said, "Oh!".  She had a couple of things going for her with this dress: she was blonde, and how should I say it, nature had been very kind in giving her a very good figure.  So they work on the dress, with multiple fittings, etc.  I never see the product that they're producing.  Prom day comes with all that entails, and her date arrives with another couple, who they're splitting the limo with.  My wife wants me to video the step-daughter's grand descent down the stairs in her creation.  So I'm videoing and in the scene are the other three.  I've got to add the other girl has one of the typical lacy, frilly type prom dress on.  Step-daughter comes half way down to the landing.  The dress is dark blue, satiny and very tight, she got long dark blue gloves on, her blonde hair is not up, but loose on to her shoulders and the dress has a slit up to her thigh.  She looks exactly like one of those Hollywood sex kitten actresses from the early 60's. On the tape, you can hear me let out an "WHOA!".  You can, also, see the other girl's shoulders sag. The two guys are staring at her speechless.  Yes, bad, bad, bad step-father thoughts, were going through my head that evening.
2014-04-12 02:20:20 PM  
1 vote:
Oblig.
img.fark.net
2014-04-12 12:34:07 PM  
1 vote:

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 426x552]


Son, you got a vagina on your dress
2014-04-12 12:28:44 PM  
1 vote:
Why is it that whenever I read a Jezebel link, I'm always left with the impression of "Do they only hire ugly, bitter coonts who hate the rest of women?"
2014-04-12 12:23:27 PM  
1 vote:

Magook: give me doughnuts: Oy vey.

[www.confederateamericanpride.com image 188x432]

And this was her limo:


www.rebel-son.com
2014-04-12 12:23:25 PM  
1 vote:
who cares, it's all gonna be wadded-up and full of sand the next morning anyway.
2014-04-12 12:20:57 PM  
1 vote:
i.kinja-img.com
Didn't she heroin and drink herself to death before I was born?
2014-04-12 12:20:22 PM  
1 vote:

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 426x552]


Heh. The designer of that dress be trollin'.

Also FTA, I was scrolling through the pics and there's one of a girl's fingernails.They're supposed to be hearts but the colors they've chosen make it look like a flesh colored shaft with a bright red tip. I was like why does she have a bunch of penises painted on her fingernails?

Trollin' hard.
2014-04-12 12:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
Is it on backwards?

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-04-12 12:12:38 PM  
1 vote:
O...kay.

i.chzbgr.com
2014-04-12 11:01:41 AM  
1 vote:
Did a quick GIS for prom dress and they look about the same as they always. Then I saw this:

img607.imageshack.us

There is a little lady that's looking to walk down the aisle! Runnnnn!
2014-04-12 08:53:28 AM  
1 vote:
oops, had my own faux pas.
 
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