zimbomba63: 1992 and it was my oldest step-daughter's senior prom. She and my wife had gone shopping for a dress several times and nothing appealed to her. My wife suggested she pick out a pattern and wife would make the dress (she made her wedding dress, which looked great, so she could do this). She picks out a pattern for a dress that the blonde bombshells of the late 50's, early 60's used to wear: long, strapless, tight fitting and a high slit up the side. She showed me the picture on the pattern and I said, "Oh!". She had a couple of things going for her with this dress: she was blonde, and how should I say it, nature had been very kind in giving her a very good figure. So they work on the dress, with multiple fittings, etc. I never see the product that they're producing. Prom day comes with all that entails, and her date arrives with another couple, who they're splitting the limo with. My wife wants me to video the step-daughter's grand descent down the stairs in her creation. So I'm videoing and in the scene are the other three. I've got to add the other girl has one of the typical lacy, frilly type prom dress on. Step-daughter comes half way down to the landing. The dress is dark blue, satiny and very tight, she got long dark blue gloves on, her blonde hair is not up, but loose on to her shoulders and the dress has a slit up to her thigh. She looks exactly like one of those Hollywood sex kitten actresses from the early 60's. On the tape, you can hear me let out an "WHOA!". You can, also, see the other girl's shoulders sag. The two guys are staring at her speechless. Yes, bad, bad, bad step-father thoughts, were going through my head that evening.
Rand's lacy underwear: Didn't she heroin and drink herself to death before I was born?
Nogale: Phew. I'm so glad no one asked me to the prom, forcing me to pick out some monstrosity of a dress. *sob*
Magook: Heh. And I thought my prom dress was tacky.[img.fark.net image 248x488]/1993
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