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(Jezebel)   Prom dresses are especially hideous this year. This is a repeat of every year since the invention of the prom, and probably even before that   (jezebel.com) divider line 73
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2014-04-12 08:52:15 AM
The person giving the fashion advice:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Pearls AND a flower in the hair?  Faux... paux... amirite?
 
2014-04-12 08:53:28 AM
oops, had my own faux pas.
 
2014-04-12 08:55:17 AM
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2014-04-12 10:52:29 AM
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-12 11:01:41 AM
Did a quick GIS for prom dress and they look about the same as they always. Then I saw this:

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There is a little lady that's looking to walk down the aisle! Runnnnn!
 
2014-04-12 11:37:45 AM
Strapless and pantyless get my vote. Prom is where a young boy becomes a man in the back seat of his Mom's 2007 Honda!
 
2014-04-12 11:37:54 AM
Where did you get that dress? It's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
 
2014-04-12 11:40:33 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Did a quick GIS for prom dress and they look about the same as they always. Then I saw this:

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There is a little lady that's looking to walk down the aisle! Hit then Runnnnn!


FTFY.  It's prom after all.
 
2014-04-12 11:41:26 AM
I just liked climbing under them. Like a little circus tent in there.
 
2014-04-12 11:42:20 AM

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 426x552]


Well... That is something.
 
2014-04-12 11:43:39 AM
Heh.  And I thought my prom dress was tacky.

img.fark.net

/1993
 
2014-04-12 11:48:50 AM
eh. some of those were okay
 
2014-04-12 11:50:10 AM
Half look like there ready for a night out of hooking. Rest look 30.
 
2014-04-12 11:52:30 AM
What the hell?  I went to prom around...either 1998 or 1999, and the dresses were WAAAAAY classier than that.
 
2014-04-12 11:54:04 AM

Swampmaster: Strapless and pantyless get my vote. Prom is where a young boy becomes a man in the back seat of his Mom's 2007 Honda!

  Holiday Inn!
 
2014-04-12 11:55:41 AM
Phew. I'm so glad no one asked me to the prom, forcing me to pick out some monstrosity of a dress. *sob*
 
2014-04-12 11:55:42 AM

Magook: Heh.  And I thought my prom dress was tacky.

[img.fark.net image 248x488]

/1993


I graduated in 1992 and I dont remember girls wearing puffy sleeves.
 
2014-04-12 12:01:42 PM
I wore a vinyl ballgown and a tiara. Why, yes, I was a Goth and it was 2000.
 
2014-04-12 12:05:52 PM
I borrowed a flapper dress from the theatre department.   I was the best-dressed chick there.
 
2014-04-12 12:10:26 PM

Nogale: Phew. I'm so glad no one asked me to the prom, forcing me to pick out some monstrosity of a dress. *sob*


Would you go to the prom with me?
 
2014-04-12 12:10:37 PM
rollingout.com

Instead of a strapless evening gown, we've got gownless evening straps.
 
2014-04-12 12:12:38 PM
O...kay.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-12 12:14:13 PM
Is it on backwards?

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2014-04-12 12:17:35 PM
Oy vey.

www.confederateamericanpride.com
 
2014-04-12 12:20:00 PM

give me doughnuts: Is it on backwards?

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Who the fark would let their kid go out dressed like that?
 
2014-04-12 12:20:22 PM

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 426x552]


Heh. The designer of that dress be trollin'.

Also FTA, I was scrolling through the pics and there's one of a girl's fingernails.They're supposed to be hearts but the colors they've chosen make it look like a flesh colored shaft with a bright red tip. I was like why does she have a bunch of penises painted on her fingernails?

Trollin' hard.
 
2014-04-12 12:20:30 PM
Girls, seriously ..

www.polyvore.com

LBD, long sleeves, high neck, black clutch and a daddy with a shotgun. That's all you need, trust me. Don't dress for the 'other girls' .. dress for him.
 
2014-04-12 12:20:57 PM
i.kinja-img.com
Didn't she heroin and drink herself to death before I was born?
 
2014-04-12 12:21:41 PM

give me doughnuts: Oy vey.

[www.confederateamericanpride.com image 188x432]


And this was her limo:
 
2014-04-12 12:23:25 PM
who cares, it's all gonna be wadded-up and full of sand the next morning anyway.
 
2014-04-12 12:23:27 PM

Magook: give me doughnuts: Oy vey.

[www.confederateamericanpride.com image 188x432]

And this was her limo:


www.rebel-son.com
 
2014-04-12 12:24:37 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Magook: Heh.  And I thought my prom dress was tacky.

[img.fark.net image 248x488]

/1993

I graduated in 1992 and I dont remember girls wearing puffy sleeves.


But I don't wanna be a pirate!
 
2014-04-12 12:25:09 PM
Prom has become an anual whores on parade photo op at every school. The poor guys don't stand a chance, their completely at the mercy of what ever girl has decided to shake her ass at em......
 
2014-04-12 12:25:44 PM

Magook: Magook: give me doughnuts: Oy vey.

[www.confederateamericanpride.com image 188x432]

And this was her limo:

[www.rebel-son.com image 640x345]


The South: Keeping it classy for America since the 18th century.
 
2014-04-12 12:26:13 PM

pottie: Nogale: Phew. I'm so glad no one asked me to the prom, forcing me to pick out some monstrosity of a dress. *sob*

Would you go to the prom with me?


I'd love to!
 
2014-04-12 12:26:45 PM
Shut the f*ck up, Lindy West.
 
2014-04-12 12:28:44 PM
Why is it that whenever I read a Jezebel link, I'm always left with the impression of "Do they only hire ugly, bitter coonts who hate the rest of women?"
 
2014-04-12 12:32:19 PM
1964-68 were good years for prom dresses.

/Girls were prettier in the mid 60s.
 
2014-04-12 12:33:31 PM
Still proud to say I skipped prom to hang out at the 711 and get stoned at some random drop outs' apartment
 
2014-04-12 12:34:07 PM

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 426x552]


Son, you got a vagina on your dress
 
2014-04-12 12:37:05 PM

Nogale: pottie: Nogale: Phew. I'm so glad no one asked me to the prom, forcing me to pick out some monstrosity of a dress. *sob*

Would you go to the prom with me?

I'd love to!


Pick you up at 7
 
2014-04-12 12:39:44 PM

pottie: Nogale: pottie: Nogale: Phew. I'm so glad no one asked me to the prom, forcing me to pick out some monstrosity of a dress. *sob*

Would you go to the prom with me?

I'd love to!

Pick you up at 7


Yay! (My parents don't like it when you just honk the horn.)
 
2014-04-12 12:51:50 PM
Women in general have gone off the deep end with fashion. I've seen a bunch of old hens walking around with emo cuts, or that stupid half of the head left long type of cut. It's rather sad.
 
2014-04-12 12:53:10 PM
cdn.smosh.com

Girl, your gay uncle called and said to tell you, "Aw, hells, no!"
 
GBB
2014-04-12 12:59:35 PM
i.kinja-img.com
Hitler's mustache re imagined as female bangs.
 
2014-04-12 01:04:24 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: Didn't she heroin and drink herself to death before I was born?


I really like that jumpsuit.
 
2014-04-12 02:12:32 PM
Chose to go see Suicidal Tendencies when I graduated in the 80's instead of going to the prom...so my prom dress you could say was your typical punk rock girl attire...ripped fishnets, Doc Martens, some small ripped band shirt, jean short cut offs and of course the required leather motorcycle jacket.

I know I had more fun at the ST show than I would have had a lame ass prom.
 
2014-04-12 02:16:07 PM
Anything called a mullet should be set on fire
/they weren't gonna keep it on anyway
 
2014-04-12 02:20:20 PM
Oblig.
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-12 02:29:10 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Magook: Heh.  And I thought my prom dress was tacky.

[img.fark.net image 248x488]

/1993

I graduated in 1992 and I dont remember girls wearing puffy sleeves.


Not sure if serious. They totally did.
 
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