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(WTKR)   Admiral Ackbar would like to talk to you about the juicing diet craze   (wtkr.com) divider line 9
    More: Obvious, water content, orange juice, diets, pomegranate juice  
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2014-04-12 09:35:03 AM  
5 votes:
So...

It's a Frappe?
2014-04-12 04:03:22 PM  
2 votes:
markc1.typepad.com
2014-04-12 09:45:56 AM  
2 votes:
Just once i wish the article was actually about Admiral Ackbar.
2014-04-12 06:56:14 PM  
1 votes:
I juiced a ham!
2014-04-12 04:28:47 PM  
1 votes:

NeuroticRocker: GonzoNihilist: They never seem to mention that if you drink copious amounts of fruit and vegetable juice, you're going to poop juice.

In 2012 I had to have surgery and was on an all liquid diet for 3 days PRIOR to the 24 hrs of nothing at all. So it was 4 days without solid food, and what I could eat and drink was restricted to nothing red or purple. All I had was jello and beef broth or chicken broth and water and some juice. I was crying, angry, restless. It was the most miserable experience of my life and by the start of the 3rd day I had been having so much diarrhea that I just abstained from all forms of sustenance. I was sucking on a wet towel just for minimal moisture when I was in the recovery room because I had to wait till the following morning before I could eat food again and I pigged the fark out. 

/Horrible story bro
//But I know what youre saying and it sucks


Just to cap it off, when they asked what I wanted for breakfast it was like Gary Oldman in The Professional: 

"Bring me everything."
"What do you mean?"
"EEEEVEERRRRYYYTTHHHHIIINGG!!!"
2014-04-12 11:43:41 AM  
1 votes:
My vote is for blending instead (kale and spinach base, some water, a few ice cubes and vary it up with oranges, blueberries, celery, carrots, bananas, avocados, kiwis, apples and chia seeds).

/this is your body without fiber!!!
2014-04-12 10:02:15 AM  
1 votes:

Caffienatedjedi: I heard of this one weird trick that really helps keep one healthy. Its called a regular, non-fad, diet mixed with regular excercise. Its so crazy, doctors will hate you... or something.


So YOU are the asshole that keeps making all those website ads!
2014-04-12 09:53:56 AM  
1 votes:
So, ve must exterminate the juice!
2014-04-12 09:45:52 AM  
1 votes:
Juicing: A great way to boost your insulin levels.
 
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