NeuroticRocker: GonzoNihilist: They never seem to mention that if you drink copious amounts of fruit and vegetable juice, you're going to poop juice.In 2012 I had to have surgery and was on an all liquid diet for 3 days PRIOR to the 24 hrs of nothing at all. So it was 4 days without solid food, and what I could eat and drink was restricted to nothing red or purple. All I had was jello and beef broth or chicken broth and water and some juice. I was crying, angry, restless. It was the most miserable experience of my life and by the start of the 3rd day I had been having so much diarrhea that I just abstained from all forms of sustenance. I was sucking on a wet towel just for minimal moisture when I was in the recovery room because I had to wait till the following morning before I could eat food again and I pigged the fark out. /Horrible story bro//But I know what youre saying and it sucks
Caffienatedjedi: I heard of this one weird trick that really helps keep one healthy. Its called a regular, non-fad, diet mixed with regular excercise. Its so crazy, doctors will hate you... or something.
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