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(NBC Miami)   "When police searched his car, they found condoms, the loaded handgun and a shovel and duct tape inside." Apparently those Bingo games get pretty serious   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 9
    More: Florida, Antonio Seisdedos, handguns  
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2014-04-12 09:14:37 AM  
3 votes:

skinink: "Antonio Seisdedos, 36, was arrested Thursday on charges of engaging in a sexual act with a person under 16, computer pornography and child exploitation and traveling for computer pornography and child exploitation, according to a Davie Police arrest report."
What the fark are these Mickey Mouse bullshiat charges? Computer pornography?


Rule 34.

montaraventures.com
2014-04-12 12:37:07 PM  
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-04-12 10:18:46 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: "Antonio Seisdedos, 36, was arrested Thursday on charges of engaging in a sexual act with a person under 16, computer pornography and child exploitation and traveling for computer pornography and child exploitation, according to a Davie Police arrest report."
What the fark are these Mickey Mouse bullshiat charges? Computer pornography?


I think you can be charged under that law, if you go to Fry's and stare at the motherboards too long.  RAWR!!
2014-04-12 10:05:16 AM  
1 votes:
you could find 3 of those four in my vehicle right now too, which 3?  On Tuesday I'll be volunteering to help a charity with spring cleaning and I'll also have a hedge trimmer, an axe and some rope if they pull me over.
2014-04-12 09:56:19 AM  
1 votes:
Duct tape is a common part of a car emergency kit. (Or should be. You never know when Kari Byron will show up with a sledgehammer...)  A (snow) shovel is also a pretty important part of a car's emergency kit in winter country... and this year, _everywhere_ is winter country.

Top Gear demonstrated why condoms (tampons and viagra) are a good idea to keep in a car... just in case South America should spring up on the road somewhere...

And as for the loaded handgun in the car, this is Florida we're talking about. It'd be more suspicious if there _wasn't_ a loaded handgun squirreled away loose in the trunk.

/ DNRTFA.
2014-04-12 09:53:56 AM  
1 votes:

Oblio13: If they searched my car, they could find all that plus an axe, a tow-strap and jumper cables. I must be an even badder dude than I thought.


But are you a bad enough dude to hit your own dick with a hammer?
2014-04-12 09:35:49 AM  
1 votes:
If they searched my car, they could find all that plus an axe, a tow-strap and jumper cables. I must be an even badder dude than I thought.
2014-04-12 09:18:15 AM  
1 votes:
This scum is exactly what is wrong with today's world.

Why must these orally fixated teens accost this nation's hard working, gardeners?
2014-04-12 09:12:47 AM  
1 votes:
And y'all said there weren't any real 14 year old girls on the internet looking to have sex with a pervert more than twice her age.
 
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