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(Daily Mail)   Sex is all fun and games until someone suffers a severe gummy bears injury   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Fail, drizzles, Second-degree burn, Peaches Geldof  
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8701 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2014 at 1:49 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-12 12:30:20 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
Choking hazard.
 
2014-04-12 12:33:26 AM  
that's what you get for bouncing here and there and everywhere
 
2014-04-12 12:45:04 AM  
Ok, that actually sounds like fun. Well, minus the whole searing hot pain part.
 
2014-04-12 12:56:34 AM  
Well, burning sugar and melting wax are exactly the same, aren't they?

/except it tastes better?
//Because when she stops screaming, it's gonna be sexy time
 
2014-04-12 01:42:45 AM  
content8.flixster.com
/obscure?
 
2014-04-12 01:51:09 AM  
He should have drizzled some Slim Fast on her.
 
2014-04-12 01:56:53 AM  
Insulin shock from having your hoo-haw absorb that much sugar?
 
2014-04-12 02:02:25 AM  
Somebody was reading Cosmo.
 
2014-04-12 02:02:36 AM  
I was expecting it to be the Haribo sugar-free variety.
 
2014-04-12 02:15:59 AM  
I was expecting something like this:

www.thegreenhead.com
 
2014-04-12 02:30:03 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: I was expecting something like this:

[www.thegreenhead.com image 550x550]


Those would be fun to mix into a jar on a desk that people around the office just think they are welcome to. I couldn't find them on their website
 
2014-04-12 02:56:00 AM  
fta And all their friends and family know anyway, they added.

Just because I visit People Of Walmart from time to time, doesn't meant we're friends.
 
2014-04-12 03:10:27 AM  
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and gummy bears you can make napalm?
 
2014-04-12 03:18:57 AM  
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2014-04-12 03:43:37 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: I was expecting something like this:

[www.thegreenhead.com image 550x550]


hmm, that is relevant to my interests. Thanks for posting that.
 
2014-04-12 04:14:43 AM  
This just in...molten sugar on skin is freakin' PAINFUL!
 
2014-04-12 04:18:05 AM  
The poster child for gummy related injuries.

www.adweek.com
 
2014-04-12 04:28:51 AM  

Marmilman: Ok, that actually sounds like fun. Well, minus the whole searing hot pain part.


minus?
 
2014-04-12 05:13:17 AM  

fusillade762: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and gummy bears you can make napalm?


Napalm sticks to kids
 
2014-04-12 06:39:06 AM  
Those idiots didn't test their idea first? Maybe on something less embarrassing, like a finger?
 
2014-04-12 06:42:08 AM  
What kind of moron would publicly admit to such a thing? And tell us she called her mother, no less.
 
2014-04-12 07:02:06 AM  
The couple, who didn't share their last names, decided to reveal their embarrassing tale on TLC series Sex Sent Me To The Er, which airs on Saturday night.

Thinly veiled advertisement copy. Is anyone surprised that the Daily Fail is willing to write advertisements that looks like news stories? (For some level of "news")
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-04-12 07:34:17 AM  
She should date someone more interested in sex and a lot less interested in stuffing five pound gummy bears into his piehole.
 
2014-04-12 07:49:07 AM  
Not sure which is dumber, doing it or coming forward to brag about it.
 
2014-04-12 09:05:56 AM  
♫ Pour some sugar on meeeeeeeeeeee, and give me third degree burns ♫
 
2014-04-12 09:36:34 AM  
Huh.

I guess I expected them to get their injuries from bouncing here and there and everywhere.

/Gummi Berry juice was a euphemism for crack
//Not telling you anything you didn't already know
///three slashies are the law
 
2014-04-12 10:15:54 AM  
I'm not going to lie: I'd give her my gummy juice.
 
2014-04-12 10:23:36 AM  
I feel worse for the bear.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-12 11:31:57 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: I was expecting something like this:

[www.thegreenhead.com image 550x550]


Yeah, definitely don't want habanero chilis smeared all over your sensitive parts.  Unless you really like the burn.
 
2014-04-12 01:25:34 PM  
A fat woman using junk food during sex? Noooooooo...
 
2014-04-12 05:55:40 PM  
I call bullshiat...  Looking at her photos I highly doubt any liquefied gummi product drizzled anywhere near this woman would land anywhere but in the gaping maw of that sweaty hambeast.
 
2014-04-12 06:36:58 PM  
Eating giant gummy bears make your unborn child strong

thenourishedcaveman.com


/It is known
 
2014-04-12 07:06:26 PM  

foxyshadis: The couple, who didn't share their last names, decided to reveal their embarrassing tale on TLC series Sex Sent Me To The Er, which airs on Saturday night.

Thinly veiled advertisement copy. Is anyone surprised that the Daily Fail is willing to write advertisements that looks like news stories? (For some level of "news")


"Sex Sent Me to the E.R."

Um, no, it didn't.... pouring liquid Gummi Bear on your skin sent you to the E.R.
 
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