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(New York Daily News)   Woman who threw shoe at Clinton, also disrupted courtroom during Aurora shooter James Holmes' trial. Please don your tinfoil hat and line up in an orderly fashion before commenting   (nydailynews.com) divider line 72
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2014-04-11 11:36:13 PM  
Popcorn! Get your fresh hot popcorn here!
 
2014-04-11 11:41:28 PM  
Meh, an attention whore passes the time attention whoring.  I'm sure this is significant, somehow.
 
2014-04-11 11:42:11 PM  
Can you say that? Attention Whore?

/Sure... I knew you could
 
2014-04-11 11:49:33 PM  

blonde hair dye absorbed in airhead

 
2014-04-11 11:53:04 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, an attention whore passes the time attention whoring.  I'm sure this is significant, somehow.


Attention whore or mentally ill?
 
2014-04-12 12:00:04 AM  

fusillade762: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, an attention whore passes the time attention whoring.  I'm sure this is significant, somehow.

Attention whore or mentally ill?

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2014-04-12 02:43:21 AM  

fusillade762: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, an attention whore passes the time attention whoring.  I'm sure this is significant, somehow.

Attention whore or mentally ill?


Add in stupidity and you've got the trifecta of blonde swirling vortex of suckage. I'm amazed the earth hasn't imploded around her.
 
2014-04-12 02:43:53 AM  
What is wrong with her face?
 
2014-04-12 02:44:06 AM  
Who throws a shoe? She fights like a woman.

Oh wait a sec...
 
2014-04-12 02:46:02 AM  
What happened to last night's thread about this incident?
 
2014-04-12 02:47:44 AM  

Fart_Machine: What is wrong with her face?


Looks like the lower half of her face gets lots of sun.. the upper half does not, probably due to hats.
 
2014-04-12 02:50:27 AM  
And if you're going to fall in love with that orange haired freak who'd just murdered a bunch of people in a movie theater, you probably shouldn't be anywhere without professional supervision.
 
2014-04-12 03:01:13 AM  

Repo Man: What happened to last night's thread about this incident?


The Aurora shooter infiltrated Fark's servers like Innerspace and deleted it because he was embarrassed about using his powers on a woman that crazy?
 
2014-04-12 03:12:52 AM  

fusillade762: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, an attention whore passes the time attention whoring.  I'm sure this is significant, somehow.

Attention whore or mentally ill?


"James enters my head like Dennis Quaid in 'Innerspace' and he zooms to my heart and plays with it and forces me to care for him," read the rambling federal court document. "I seek a restraining order to stop Holmes from entering my mind through subliminal messaging and causing me to be obsessed with him on a daily basis."

Read more:  http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/hillary-clinton-shoe-thrower - identified-article-1.1753512#ixzz2yeb8tCEU
 
2014-04-12 03:14:20 AM  

Fart_Machine: What is wrong with her face?


Cut her some slack. It's hard to get those off-the-shelf masks to fit right.

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2014-04-12 03:26:10 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: fusillade762: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, an attention whore passes the time attention whoring.  I'm sure this is significant, somehow.

Attention whore or mentally ill?
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"Ernst, of Arizona, later filed a lawsuit saying she was obsessed with Holmes and he had invaded her head."

So I guess I'm willing to at least abstractly entertain the possibility that this isn't just a gigantic attention-whore.
 
2014-04-12 03:38:19 AM  
Lives in Arizona, showed up for a trial in Colorado, and a shoe-throwing in Vegas.. she gets around more than I do.
 
2014-04-12 03:55:16 AM  

erik-k: MaudlinMutantMollusk: fusillade762: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, an attention whore passes the time attention whoring.  I'm sure this is significant, somehow.

Attention whore or mentally ill?
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

"Ernst, of Arizona, later filed a lawsuit saying she was obsessed with Holmes and he had invaded her head."

So I guess I'm willing to at least abstractly entertain the possibility that this isn't just a gigantic attention-whore.


Actually, on second thought... nope. That is the face of an attention whore who's just realized "uh oh, I went too far this time."
 
2014-04-12 03:59:08 AM  
Still the closest Hillary's ever come to dodging sniper fire
 
2014-04-12 04:09:48 AM  
i.imgur.com

At least the Iraqi man had a reason to throw his shoe at Bush.  Literally hundreds of thousands of his people were killed.

This woman's reason?  "SHE'S A LIBRUL!  A LEEEEBRUUUUL!"
 
2014-04-12 04:43:23 AM  
You've got to have a strange respect for someone's convictions, even when they're a bag of old fruitloops, when they're willing to very likely be shot doing something so petty.
 
2014-04-12 04:50:54 AM  
She is obviously a deeply troubled woman. I still hope that she runs for president, though.
 
2014-04-12 05:05:55 AM  
Back in the day, some one would have just slapped the shiat out of her and made her make a sammich.

/just saying...
 
2014-04-12 05:26:03 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE
 
2014-04-12 06:48:37 AM  

HooskerDoo: She is obviously a deeply troubled woman. I still hope that she runs for president, though.


At least she won't be another soleless politician dancing under someone else's strings.
 
2014-04-12 07:31:15 AM  
I hope she receives the medication she requires before she kills someone.
 
2014-04-12 07:48:47 AM  
It's a testament to the mental health of Nevadans that officials saw fit to release her back into the herd.
 
2014-04-12 07:52:45 AM  
Clinton's lucky it was a shoe, that lady could have smuggled anything in in that philtrum.
 
2014-04-12 08:30:08 AM  
Obviously an operative.
 
2014-04-12 08:50:31 AM  
Holmes probably turned her down.

Even crazy wont stick its dick into that crazy.
 
2014-04-12 09:01:05 AM  

HooskerDoo: She is obviously a deeply troubled woman. I still hope that she runs for president, though.



Very very funny.  Subtle japes are the best.
 
2014-04-12 09:02:46 AM  

"Anybody got those mothers that would hit you with a shoe? My mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe"


www.powerfulprimates.com

 
2014-04-12 09:15:10 AM  
I think you mean Aurora "shooter".  There's no evidence that anyone was actually shot at all in Aurora, or that a cinema even existed in Aurora until the MSM reports of the supposed shooting appeared.  There is numerous proof that the supposed "shooting victims" are actors: one even appeared prominently in an episode of "Mr. Belvedere".  The entire story has been widely discredited as a false flag operation perpetrated by the US Government special forces to reinforce their agenda.
 
2014-04-12 09:16:17 AM  
Mental illness is funny. Especially when they organize and chant taxed enough already.
 
2014-04-12 09:28:01 AM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

At least the Iraqi man had a reason to throw his shoe at Bush.  Literally hundreds of thousands of his people were killed.

This woman's reason?  "SHE'S A LIBRUL!  A LEEEEBRUUUUL!"


More likely she's mentally ill but she could also be liberal .
 
2014-04-12 09:34:47 AM  

RottenEggs: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

At least the Iraqi man had a reason to throw his shoe at Bush.  Literally hundreds of thousands of his people were killed.

This woman's reason?  "SHE'S A LIBRUL!  A LEEEEBRUUUUL!"

More likely she's mentally ill but she could also be liberal .


Read that one more time; maybe you'll understand it the second time through.
 
2014-04-12 09:36:08 AM  
So she's crazy 8 bonkers?

Big surprise.  Not.
 
2014-04-12 09:42:03 AM  

RottenEggs: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

At least the Iraqi man had a reason to throw his shoe at Bush.  Literally hundreds of thousands of his people were killed.

This woman's reason?  "SHE'S A LIBRUL!  A LEEEEBRUUUUL!"

More likely she's mentally ill but she could also be liberal .


Again...

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2014-04-12 09:43:37 AM  
The woman needs help...
 
2014-04-12 09:54:59 AM  
Untreated mental illness continues to be a societal scourge....
 
2014-04-12 10:04:04 AM  

Baron Krelve: Still the closest Hillary's ever come to dodging sniper fire


She didn't dodge it though.  The shoe flew past her head and she only reacted after the fact.  Bush at least ducked.
 
2014-04-12 10:06:52 AM  

Apos: Untreated mental illness continues to be a societal scourge....


The mentally ill just aren't boot-strappy enough. They need to work harder and overcome.
 
2014-04-12 10:12:32 AM  

keylock71: The woman needs help...


You got that right.  Too many skeletons in that closet to get her elected to the white house.

/I wish that shoe hit her.
 
2014-04-12 10:15:35 AM  

Apos: Untreated mental illness continues to be a societal scourge....


I'm just happy we live in a free nation where she can go buy a gun today.
 
2014-04-12 10:19:58 AM  
This is what we get for closing the state mental institutions.

/Well, this and political talk radio.
 
2014-04-12 10:27:23 AM  
Who throws a shoe? Did you ever get so mad you thought "ok you're getting a shoe right between the eyes"?
 
2014-04-12 10:29:42 AM  
Shoes for industry!
 
2014-04-12 10:42:34 AM  
Meh. Elizabeth Warren would have caught the shoe and thrown it back, hitting the woman.

/and Putin would have let the shoe hit him and deflected it back
 
2014-04-12 11:25:38 AM  
The NRA is in deep trouble if this trend continues, especially when the newbies stop calling themselves the National Shoe Association NSA has a strange, familiar ring to it.
 
2014-04-12 11:35:43 AM  
I've already seen a conservative say this was staged to help Hillary Clinton.

*rolls eyes*
 
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