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(Gizmodo)   Remember, boys and girls, alcohol and calculus never mix-- don't drink and derive   (gizmodo.com) divider line 11
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2014-04-11 05:31:35 PM
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2014-04-11 05:36:29 PM
I suggest you don't drink and multiply, either

/but that's your call at 2 AM
 
2014-04-11 06:00:09 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I suggest you don't drink and multiply, either

/but that's your call at 2 AM


At 2am it's the beer calling.
 
2014-04-11 06:28:53 PM

BizarreMan: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I suggest you don't drink and multiply, either

/but that's your call at 2 AM

At 2am it's the beer calling.


It's the urinal that's calling. The beer is what's making me answer.
 
2014-04-11 06:36:32 PM
Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout

Glad to see this got covered in the comments.
 
2014-04-11 07:55:29 PM
Had Take the Black Stout it was quite tasty. Also have to say that the Doghead Fish moon rock beer is the most gimmicky beer I've ever heard of and the whale bone beer is just terrible science.

/Must have offended someone terrible to be gifted a TF subscription.
 
2014-04-11 08:00:06 PM

Reverend J: Had Take the Black Stout it was quite tasty. Also have to say that the Doghead Fish moon rock beer is the most gimmicky beer I've ever heard of and the whale bone beer is just terrible science.

/Must have offended someone terrible to be gifted a TF subscription.


Don't worry, when you wake up tomorrow, they will have change their mind and it'll be gone.

/Seriously
//Sort of
 
2014-04-11 08:50:06 PM
I thought somebody was kidding, but that's awesome1

/math major lo those many decades ago
 
2014-04-11 10:13:13 PM
Sorry subby, but alcohol is integral to calculus.
 
2014-04-12 03:27:31 AM
Here's a way to numb the pain of not fulfilling your astronautical dreams, and to do yourself one better in the process: Drink this Oktoberfest from  actually made from moon dust. You'll get to gulp down real, honest-to-god, beer-soaked moon bits and become one with the moon in the most literal sense possible.

The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a beer.  And guess what?  Ground up moon rocks are pure poison.  I am deathly ill.
 
2014-04-12 12:37:33 PM

EngineerAU: Reverend J: Had Take the Black Stout it was quite tasty. Also have to say that the Doghead Fish moon rock beer is the most gimmicky beer I've ever heard of and the whale bone beer is just terrible science.

/Must have offended someone terrible to be gifted a TF subscription.

Don't worry, when you wake up tomorrow, they will have change their mind and it'll be gone.

/Seriously
//Sort of


Turns out you're right, I'm saved!
 
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