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(Army Times)   Unicorn, chimera, leviathan, Republican "satisified" with Benghazi investigations. One of these is no longer a mythical creature   (armytimes.com) divider line 58
    More: Unlikely, Republicans, Benghazi, Africa Command, Intelligence Committee, McKeon, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, Martin Dempsey, House Armed Services Committee  
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2014-04-11 06:35:14 PM  
Someone is going to get primaried.
 
2014-04-11 06:47:35 PM  
Wow, it only took him a year and a half to determine that there was nothing the military could have done. Slow down there buddy, you're going to strain something.
 
2014-04-11 06:48:17 PM  
So, if one democrat saying the koch brothers are "doing nothing illegal" = the koch brothers are good for America...then, one republican saying he's satisfied = hillary did nothing wrong, eh FARK "conservatives?"
 
2014-04-11 06:49:56 PM  

fusillade762: Wow, it only took him a year and a half to determine that there was nothing the military could have done.


I still say we should have launched our FTL fighters to drop kill-only-bad-guys bombs all over Benghazi.

That is what the GOP is implying we should have done, right?
 
2014-04-11 07:10:12 PM  
What about Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck, the Behweemoth?
 
2014-04-11 07:23:38 PM  
McCain criticizes military spending, now this. Mirror universe trifecta in play?
 
2014-04-11 08:07:06 PM  
Unicorn, chimera, leviathan, Republican "satisified" with Benghazi investigations. One of these is no longer a mythical creature

media.boingboing.net
 
2014-04-11 08:31:26 PM  
Since the answer is always "c," it must be leviathan.

So, leviathan.

The more I say/type leviathan, the funnier it sounds.

Leviathan.

Also:
bidwicket.com
 
2014-04-11 08:34:18 PM  
Someone found a unicorn?

/dnrtfa
 
2014-04-11 08:35:28 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-11 08:36:27 PM  
OMFG UNICORNS *ARE* REAL!!!!
 
2014-04-11 08:39:48 PM  
msg-ctrl.com
 
2014-04-11 08:46:11 PM  
www.patheos.com

He's clearly not a Republican, but a RINO.
 
2014-04-11 08:47:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Plenty real to me
 
2014-04-11 08:48:58 PM  
Chimeras where?
 
2014-04-11 08:49:02 PM  
damn it, the unicorn cover-up was exposed!
 
2014-04-11 08:57:13 PM  
He's obviously no true Scotsman.
 
2014-04-11 09:00:57 PM  
Actually chimeras do exist.
 
2014-04-11 09:01:32 PM  
Subby made a mistake.

upload.wikimedia.org

(Albrecht's son Billy Abrechtson is standing in for his father today)



Rhino is on that list twice.
 
2014-04-11 09:03:12 PM  
Leviathan ?

www.badhaven.com
 
2014-04-11 09:04:16 PM  

El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.


Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!
 
2014-04-11 09:13:41 PM  
the only mythical Repub these days are moderates. They were Sanatorium'd into extinction awhile back.
 
2014-04-11 09:21:29 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!


Behold the fearsome chimera:

lovemeow.com
 
2014-04-11 09:26:50 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!


Where one might find these human animal hybrids...?

;)
 
2014-04-11 09:28:39 PM  
Gonna go with leviathan.
 
2014-04-11 09:31:37 PM  

Summercat: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Where one might find these human animal hybrids...?

;)


Furry conventions:
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2014-04-11 09:42:41 PM  
files.gamebanana.com
 
2014-04-11 09:43:04 PM  

Karac: Summercat: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Where one might find these human animal hybrids...?

;)

Furry conventions:


Oh hey I know a few of those guys.

/Califur at the end of this month
 
2014-04-11 09:44:36 PM  
a.tgcdn.net
 
2014-04-11 09:48:08 PM  
I had expected a large red comet or some sort of rapture like event before this would happen.
 
2014-04-11 09:57:40 PM  

Skyrmion: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Behold the fearsome chimera:

[lovemeow.com image 640x480]


Indeed!  A deadly, territorial beast of Ashenvale Forest, empathically bonded to the Night Elves.  It has a Corrosive Hairball ability against buildings, and a Magic/Awwww with splash damage against units.
 
2014-04-11 10:05:38 PM  
www.relativelyinteresting.com
 
2014-04-11 10:18:17 PM  

Summercat: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Where one might find these human animal hybrids...?

;)


Chimerism is a real condition, but it is rather rare. Basically, it's what happens when one identical twin absorbs the other early in the cellular division process. You end up with a person who has cells in his body with different DNA.
 
2014-04-11 10:23:10 PM  

Strolpol: Chimerism is a real condition, but it is rather rare. Basically, it's what happens when one identical twin absorbs the other early in the cellular division process. You end up with a person who has cells in his body with different DNA.


fraternal twins
 
2014-04-11 10:38:25 PM  

Without Fail: Strolpol: Chimerism is a real condition, but it is rather rare. Basically, it's what happens when one identical twin absorbs the other early in the cellular division process. You end up with a person who has cells in his body with different DNA.

fraternal twins


Ah, you are correct.

I only half remembered it because it was the mystery condition on an episode of House.
 
2014-04-11 11:04:11 PM  

Skyrmion: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Behold the fearsome chimera:

[lovemeow.com image 640x480]


Here's a more obvious chimera:

img.fark.net

Two cats fused into one In utero.  Seriously.
 
2014-04-11 11:10:26 PM  

El Pachuco: Skyrmion: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Behold the fearsome chimera:

[lovemeow.com image 640x480]

Here's a more obvious chimera:


Yeah, I guess I was actually confusing a mosaic for a chimera.
 
2014-04-11 11:18:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 11:36:37 PM  

Oakenhelm: Since the answer is always "c," it must be leviathan.

So, leviathan.

The more I say/type leviathan, the funnier it sounds.

Leviathan.

Also:


Expensive, more expensive to maintain, a boondoggle waiting for a Swords to Plowshares, Terror, or Red Elemental Blast. But damn if it doesn't look good and fly the colors for a turn or two.

Sounds like your typical Congressional pet DoD project.
 
2014-04-11 11:45:39 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Oakenhelm: Since the answer is always "c," it must be leviathan.

So, leviathan.

The more I say/type leviathan, the funnier it sounds.

Leviathan.

Also:

Expensive, more expensive to maintain, a boondoggle waiting for a Swords to Plowshares, Terror, or Red Elemental Blast. But damn if it doesn't look good and fly the colors for a turn or two.

Sounds like your typical Congressional pet DoD project.


I'm just glad they haven't totally ignored the people that like playing Sea Monster-centric decks.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-12 12:14:53 AM  

GoodDoctorB: [msg-ctrl.com image 750x499]


That rainbow is coming out the wrong end.
 
2014-04-12 12:26:52 AM  

Strolpol: Summercat: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Where one might find these human animal hybrids...?

;)

Chimerism is a real condition, but it is rather rare. Basically, it's what happens when one identical twin absorbs the other early in the cellular division process. You end up with a person who has cells in his body with different DNA.


I was going to type similar words, but now I don't feel inspired.
cbswashington.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-12 12:27:07 AM  

Summercat: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Where one might find these human animal hybrids...?

;)


In a secret facility run by the state alchemists.

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-12 12:32:56 AM  

anfrind: Summercat: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Where one might find these human animal hybrids...?

;)

In a secret facility run by the state alchemists.

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x299]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-12 12:46:50 AM  
Unicorn = Rhinoceros
Leviathan = Giant Crocodile
Behemoth = Elephant and/or Mammoth

There, I've ruined your Bible for you.
 
2014-04-12 12:50:07 AM  
tcritic.com
 
2014-04-12 01:10:14 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

UNICORN!

/ that bastard
 
2014-04-12 02:10:13 AM  
I saw something yesterday about Charles Krauthammer being ready to give up on Benghazi, but I didn't click the link for more details.
 
2014-04-12 02:37:11 AM  

dbirchall: Skyrmion: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Behold the fearsome chimera:

[lovemeow.com image 640x480]

Indeed!  A deadly, territorial beast of Ashenvale Forest, empathically bonded to the Night Elves.  It has a Corrosive Hairball ability against buildings, and a Magic/Awwww with splash damage against units.


Point of order: Chimeras in the Warcraft Universe are called Windriders, and they're a Horde mount, not the Night Elves (though when they were threatened in the Thousand Needles post-Cataclysm by the Twilight Cult, Alliance players helped  Night Elves save them... Horde players helped Orcs.). Night Elves and Draenei use Hippogriffs as their "Air Racial" mount (the way Trolls and Forsaken use Bats).
 
2014-04-12 02:43:42 AM  

saintstryfe: dbirchall: Skyrmion: Pants full of macaroni!!: El Pachuco: Actually chimeras do exist.

Human/animal hybrids?  The GOP warned us about those!

Behold the fearsome chimera:

[lovemeow.com image 640x480]

Indeed!  A deadly, territorial beast of Ashenvale Forest, empathically bonded to the Night Elves.  It has a Corrosive Hairball ability against buildings, and a Magic/Awwww with splash damage against units.

Point of order: Chimeras in the Warcraft Universe are called Windriders, and they're a Horde mount, not the Night Elves (though when they were threatened in the Thousand Needles post-Cataclysm by the Twilight Cult, Alliance players helped  Night Elves save them... Horde players helped Orcs.). Night Elves and Draenei use Hippogriffs as their "Air Racial" mount (the way Trolls and Forsaken use Bats).


The 2 headed Chimeras, used as night elf military units in WC3, aren't used as mounts by anyone, and these days in WoW, they're more of a source of leather..
 
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