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(Golf Channel)   If you're looking for Phil Mickelson, he'll be in his bunker   (golfchannel.com) divider line 33
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2014-04-11 03:12:19 PM
So a very affluent professional golfer played badly and is in danger of going home (presumably so he can play golf there...for free because, well he is Phil Michelson) to his multi-million dollar house and beautiful family.

Well I muddle through the weekend knowing this news, but while I'm shoveling clods of mud that a accidentally plowed into the grass while removing snow a few weeks ago, I will be saying a prayer for his quick recovery from this tragedy and I'll consider myself fortunate that I'm not in his shoes this day.

Yes, I know  that he also suffers from arthritis.
 
2014-04-11 03:33:49 PM
Good for him

/that's certainly one way for him to reduce his burdensome income taxes
 
2014-04-11 03:44:55 PM

HelloNeuman: Yes, I know that he also suffers from arthritis.


He also has a terminally fat ass.  How would you feel if your ass was that big?  No amount of golfing is going to cure that.
 
2014-04-11 03:45:30 PM
But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?
 
2014-04-11 03:55:22 PM
Man boobs
 
2014-04-11 04:02:31 PM

WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?


Bubba.
 
2014-04-11 04:04:04 PM

Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.


Rory.
 
2014-04-11 04:26:25 PM

WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?


The random old guy who shoots a good first couple of rounds before losing to nondescript white golfer #14 on Sunday.
 
2014-04-11 04:34:08 PM

Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.


Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.
 
2014-04-11 04:36:27 PM

Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.


I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.
 
2014-04-11 04:41:07 PM

fatalvenom: Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.

I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.


He doesn't want to show too much cleavage.
 
2014-04-11 04:44:50 PM

Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.


That is all well and true.  But Rory is the non-brown kid from that non-offensive and non-controversial nation that hits the ball like Tiger used to, so see we're not racists at all for hating on Tiger.
 
2014-04-11 04:48:41 PM

fatalvenom: Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.

I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.


Rickie Fowler and his gotzdamn hat has the most punchable face on the tour right now.
 
2014-04-11 04:50:26 PM
LMAO.

Nantz just got farking OWNED live .
 
2014-04-11 04:53:20 PM

Leader O'Cola: LMAO.

Nantz just got farking OWNED live .


OK, don't leave us hanging!
 
2014-04-11 04:54:09 PM

Rent Party: fatalvenom: Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.

I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.

Rickie Fowler and his gotzdamn hat has the most punchable face on the tour right now.


At least he ditched the Dirty Sanchez porn stache.

But yeah, he's punchable. I see him around town and he drives his 911 GT3RS like an old broad. Plus he always wears his color coordinated orange and grey Puma hat to match the car.
 
2014-04-11 05:00:31 PM
The medicine Phil is taking can cause strokes, heart attacks, cancer and bogies.
 
2014-04-11 05:15:17 PM

Gonz: Leader O'Cola: LMAO.

Nantz just got farking OWNED live .

OK, don't leave us hanging!



Senden was hitting his 3rd onto 18 green.

Nantz was like "not gonna make it. he needed to get that higher up the hill. .........*gulp* ugh... uh... that's well done by john senden (as ball rolls within 3 feet of hole or so) "
 
2014-04-11 05:25:46 PM

WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?


Yep, you nailed it.  Every single one of those Phil fans is a racist who judges a whole group of people based on the actions of a few.  Yessiree, WTFI, you showed them bigots how to judge people individually based on their actons and not on the basis of a small group of other people who might be supercially similar but behave poorly.
Keep up the good work!
 
2014-04-11 05:32:33 PM

LucklessWonder: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

The random old guy who shoots a good first couple of rounds before losing to nondescript white golfer #14 on Sunday.


So, Fred Couples.
 
2014-04-11 05:34:16 PM

Rent Party: fatalvenom: Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.

I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.

Rickie Fowler and his gotzdamn hat has the most punchable face on the tour right now.


I guess you never lived through the popped collar days of pro golf.

/it actually makes a lot of sense considering the Mars surface that is the back of most old pro's necks
 
2014-04-11 05:35:54 PM
If you dont vote for Obama and love Tiger you are a racist.
 
2014-04-11 05:38:44 PM

Rent Party: fatalvenom: Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.

I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.

Rickie Fowler and his gotzdamn hat has the most punchable face on the tour right now.


felt the same way about his punchable porn-stache, bieber haired face until bubba's masters win.  fowler and i think mahan, came out and watched and cheered for bubba as he finished his victory.  i felt it spoke pretty well of all three of them.

/think pumaboy will sleep with me now?  he's dreamy
 
2014-04-11 05:42:42 PM

johnny queso: LucklessWonder: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

The random old guy who shoots a good first couple of rounds before losing to nondescript white golfer #14 on Sunday.

So, Fred Couples.


Yep.
 
2014-04-11 05:46:34 PM
couples' putt just took a major bobble and went off line.

damn
 
2014-04-11 06:15:10 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Rent Party: fatalvenom: Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.

I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.

Rickie Fowler and his gotzdamn hat has the most punchable face on the tour right now.

I guess you never lived through the popped collar days of pro golf.

/it actually makes a lot of sense considering the Mars surface that is the back of most old pro's necks


I lived through the popped collar days of humanity in the 80's, dude, and that was dumb even then.   This flat billed hat over the ears thing drives me nuts beyond even that.

/ My lawn....
 
2014-04-11 06:20:29 PM
 
2014-04-11 06:24:01 PM

Rent Party: TheShavingofOccam123: Rent Party: fatalvenom: Gonz: Rent Party: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

Rory.

Bubba is a Good Ol' Boy from Florida, who's seemingly always able to work in an "I'm serious about my overwhelmingly deep and abiding Christian faith, but I don't like to make a big deal about it" in interviews.

The Evangelical community loves them some Bubba.

I like Bubba, but that doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is that he buttons the very top button of his golf shirt.

For whatever reason, it makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.

Rickie Fowler and his gotzdamn hat has the most punchable face on the tour right now.

I guess you never lived through the popped collar days of pro golf.

/it actually makes a lot of sense considering the Mars surface that is the back of most old pro's necks

I lived through the popped collar days of humanity in the 80's, dude, and that was dumb even then.   This flat billed hat over the ears thing drives me nuts beyond even that.

/ My lawn....


Jim Colbert...that was the guy's name. I think he started the hat-collar thing way too late.

www.ingolfwetrust.com


/through the bars of my crib...
 
2014-04-11 06:51:22 PM

Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.


I'm rooting for Kuch.

Is he still the reigning GPGATG, or did you bestow the crown upon someone else?

/ the only way to lose the crown is to win
 
2014-04-11 07:57:51 PM

The Smails Kid: Is he still the reigning GPGATG, or did you bestow the crown upon someone else?


He is definitely still firmly in command of the GPGATG crown. It's his until he wins or gets too old.

There are some solid names lurking about whenever he breaks through and wins his major, though. Now that Charley Hoffman's cut his hair, he might be next in line. Dustin Johnson's got a nice GPGATG resume. Ryan Moore's getting there now that he has sponsorships.
 
2014-04-11 08:24:08 PM
Article headline: Mickelson triples par-3 12th...

Article: Mickelson blasted out to about 16 feet, then two-putted for a triple bogey-6.

I thought he scored a nine on a par 3, and for a second I felt an ounce of superiority. That feeling is past.
 
2014-04-11 08:51:40 PM

The Smails Kid: Gonz: WTF Indeed: But who will Tiger haters, Jesus Freaks, and closet racists root for now?

Bubba.

I'm rooting for Kuch.



I realize now that my reply makes me sound like I am self-identifying as a Tiger hater, Jesus Freak, and closet racist. So go ahead and Farky me that way, kthxbai.
 
2014-04-11 08:54:22 PM

Gonz: The Smails Kid: Is he still the reigning GPGATG, or did you bestow the crown upon someone else?

He is definitely still firmly in command of the GPGATG crown. It's his until he wins or gets too old.

There are some solid names lurking about whenever he breaks through and wins his major, though. Now that Charley Hoffman's cut his hair, he might be next in line. Dustin Johnson's got a nice GPGATG resume. Ryan Moore's getting there now that he has sponsorships.

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Born: December 8, 1980 (age 33), Nashville, TN
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