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(The Raw Story)   Apparently trying to capture the "Derp lifetime achievement award", the SC legislature considering a bill that would expand their "stand your ground laws " to cover unborn fetuses as well   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2014-04-11 02:57:42 PM  
5 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Is giving an unborn fetus a gun even medically possible?


I can see the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, VA from my office window, and I can tell you that there have been nights that I have heard, in close proximity to each other, the wail of a distressed zygote and the rapid discharge of a high-capacity magazine into what I can only assume to be an anatomically-correct dummy in the shape of the back of a black teenager. Once I'm pretty sure it was followed by the popping of a champagne cork.
2014-04-11 03:57:45 PM  
4 votes:
It needs to go even farther and allow fetii to open fire on those vile child pornographers and their so-called "ultrasounds"
2014-04-11 05:49:07 PM  
3 votes:

ScaryBottles: x4.fjcdn.com


It's a trilby! Damn feminazis.
2014-04-11 05:35:19 PM  
3 votes:
www.mindhuestudio.com
2014-04-11 03:49:24 PM  
3 votes:

vernonFL: Serious question: if a pregnant woman spent a lot of time at a gun range or shooting guns, wouldnt that hurt the fetus?

Do doctors reconnend that pregnant women not shoot guns?


if you see a pregnant woman shooting a firearm, do your part to protect the fetus and shoot the hell out of her
2014-04-11 03:01:05 PM  
3 votes:
How do they know these armed fetuses wouldn't be out knocking over liquor stores and mugging old ladies for their purses?
2014-04-11 05:17:25 PM  
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: i think it's high time that I armed my sperm


Every sperm is sacred endowed with a God-given right to bear arms.
2014-04-11 04:47:14 PM  
2 votes:

never trust a bunny: Hey, maybe we can use this to settle the whole when does life begin debate. Life begins when the fetus is able to practice proper gun safety.


Interestingly this actually proves that Dick 'shot my mate in the face' Cheney is undead.
2014-04-11 04:41:28 PM  
2 votes:
America used to have solutions to such problems...

www.old-picture.com
2014-04-11 04:26:56 PM  
2 votes:
A pregnant woman went to the airport abd the TSA found an unloaded weapon in her bag. As they were about to arrest her, she calmly explained that her unborn fetus has a concealed carry license. No sweat. She made her flight.
2014-04-11 04:19:17 PM  
2 votes:
"Come and get me, Doc!"
images.huffingtonpost.com
2014-04-11 03:13:21 PM  
2 votes:
Well they better make sure to give the fetus an AK 47. An AR 15 isn't going to function well in all that amniotic fluid. Reliability is important.
2014-04-11 02:58:10 PM  
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Is giving an unborn fetus a gun even medically possible?


Only a good fetus with a gun...
2014-04-11 06:47:57 PM  
1 vote:

Aidan: Ow! That was my feelings!: Janusdog: Ow! That was my feelings!: America used to have solutions to such problems...

[www.old-picture.com image 593x777]

Every time I see that picture of Sherman I'm struck by how completely batshiat he looks.  He was one of the kind of people that, if not for the army, would probably be a serial killer, arsonist, or dictator.

As for this law, more of the same -- an attempt to kill abortion doctors.

You know, at this point, I think America is just going to have to find out, all over again, what happens when you outlaw abortion.  We apparently have short memories (see vaccinations).  I guess when white women start dying in back alleys we might remember.  Maybe.

Well, I'll have to disagree. I don't think Sherman looks batshiat crazy, I think he looks batshiat determined. "You will knock this shiat off or I'll burn your house to the ground." crazy. I think SC could use some 'determined Sherman' right now.

I have (on my other machine) the same picture with the caption "Do I have to come back down here again? Because it's looking like I do."

Horribly offensive, but I love it. I'm not so sure the real Sherman would be welcome within 50 miles of any human being, though. MacArthur maybe? Although I think I recall reading he was kind of a war-hungry asshole. Anyone can correct me on that if I'm remembering wrong.

I know. Rickover. Now there's a bastard that got shiat done. :)


MacArthur was a megalomaniacal coward, with a well developed God complex.  The troops in Korea called him "Dugout Doug because that where he could be found cowering when he accidentally got anywhere near a battle.

Rickover was an obnoxious genius.  Brought the US military into the 20th century kicking and scratching, but never forgave them not not promoting him to full Admiral.

Sherman may well have been the last real man the United States ever produced.  Don't even think of arguing the point unless you have read Shelby Foote's three volume essay on the Civil War.

And I mean all three volumes.
2014-04-11 05:59:16 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: Is giving an unborn fetus a gun even medically possible?


Give it a Tummy Gun.
2014-04-11 05:55:00 PM  
1 vote:

ScaryBottles: Ow! That was my feelings!: Aidan: Ow! That was my feelings!: Janusdog: Ow! That was my feelings!: America used to have solutions to such problems...

[www.old-picture.com image 593x777]

Every time I see that picture of Sherman I'm struck by how completely batshiat he looks.  He was one of the kind of people that, if not for the army, would probably be a serial killer, arsonist, or dictator.

As for this law, more of the same -- an attempt to kill abortion doctors.

You know, at this point, I think America is just going to have to find out, all over again, what happens when you outlaw abortion.  We apparently have short memories (see vaccinations).  I guess when white women start dying in back alleys we might remember.  Maybe.

Well, I'll have to disagree. I don't think Sherman looks batshiat crazy, I think he looks batshiat determined. "You will knock this shiat off or I'll burn your house to the ground." crazy. I think SC could use some 'determined Sherman' right now.

I have (on my other machine) the same picture with the caption "Do I have to come back down here again? Because it's looking like I do."

Horribly offensive, but I love it. I'm not so sure the real Sherman would be welcome within 50 miles of any human being, though. MacArthur maybe? Although I think I recall reading he was kind of a war-hungry asshole. Anyone can correct me on that if I'm remembering wrong.

I know. Rickover. Now there's a bastard that got shiat done. :)

Sadly, America seems all out of Shermans, MacArthurs, Pattons, Marshalls, etc.

//But we got plenty of farking Clintons and Bushs...
[x4.fjcdn.com image 500x667]


I'm just gonna love the return of you Clintonistas. You guys are so retro, so 20th Century Mod.
2014-04-11 05:46:12 PM  
1 vote:

Ow! That was my feelings!: Aidan: Ow! That was my feelings!: Janusdog: Ow! That was my feelings!: America used to have solutions to such problems...

[www.old-picture.com image 593x777]

Every time I see that picture of Sherman I'm struck by how completely batshiat he looks.  He was one of the kind of people that, if not for the army, would probably be a serial killer, arsonist, or dictator.

As for this law, more of the same -- an attempt to kill abortion doctors.

You know, at this point, I think America is just going to have to find out, all over again, what happens when you outlaw abortion.  We apparently have short memories (see vaccinations).  I guess when white women start dying in back alleys we might remember.  Maybe.

Well, I'll have to disagree. I don't think Sherman looks batshiat crazy, I think he looks batshiat determined. "You will knock this shiat off or I'll burn your house to the ground." crazy. I think SC could use some 'determined Sherman' right now.

I have (on my other machine) the same picture with the caption "Do I have to come back down here again? Because it's looking like I do."

Horribly offensive, but I love it. I'm not so sure the real Sherman would be welcome within 50 miles of any human being, though. MacArthur maybe? Although I think I recall reading he was kind of a war-hungry asshole. Anyone can correct me on that if I'm remembering wrong.

I know. Rickover. Now there's a bastard that got shiat done. :)

Sadly, America seems all out of Shermans, MacArthurs, Pattons, Marshalls, etc.

//But we got plenty of farking Clintons and Bushs...

x4.fjcdn.com
2014-04-11 05:36:07 PM  
1 vote:

Ow! That was my feelings!: America used to have solutions to such problems...

[www.old-picture.com image 593x777]


I just realized why Daenarys Targaryen is such a badass:

media.tumblr.com

She's got the W. T. Sherman of Westoros under her command. Which of course implies that she is Lincoln, especially given her predilection for freeing slaves.
2014-04-11 05:33:08 PM  
1 vote:
I went to school in South Carolina. While there is much to like about the state (Charleston, and the Lowcountry in general), I'm more or less horrified by the place. This, coming from a Louisianian (albeit New Orleans). Think about that, South Carolina: A dude from Louisiana is ashamed for you.

Let that sink in.

Sure, we live too close for comfort to Dick Commander and a governor who spends more time hawking bumper sticker bullsh*t on a national stage than accepting a generous medicaid subsidy...but holy sh*t we're not South Carolina.

Even "Diaper" David Vitter and that recent family values asshole who was filmed kissing someone other than his wife don't compare to the singular hive of scum that was/is Mark Sanford.
2014-04-11 05:27:56 PM  
1 vote:

Magorn: never trust a bunny: Well they better make sure to give the fetus an AK 47. An AR 15 isn't going to function well in all that amniotic fluid. Reliability is important.

an old Mosin-Nagant with iron sights, if it was good enough for Simo Hayha it should be good enough for a damn baby


Naw, should be a nice Glock revolver with an extended clip and a silencer.
2014-04-11 05:09:36 PM  
1 vote:
How is babby armed?

This is a seriously stupid and dangerous stunt even by SC Republican standards.
2014-04-11 04:52:37 PM  
1 vote:
I think the rest of the nation needs to Stand Their Ground against SC
2014-04-11 04:43:37 PM  
1 vote:
Baby was asking for it
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2014-04-11 04:38:48 PM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: A pregnant woman went to the airport abd the TSA found an unloaded weapon in her bag. As they were about to arrest her, she calmly explained that her unborn fetus has a concealed carry license. No sweat. She made her flight.


Butt only because Marine Todd was there to force feed all those namby-pamby liberal TSA agents a copy of the 2nd amendment wrapped in his fists
2014-04-11 04:13:16 PM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: Serious question: if a pregnant woman spent a lot of time at a gun range or shooting guns, wouldnt that hurt the fetus?

Do doctors reconnend that pregnant women not shoot guns?


lh5.ggpht.com
2014-04-11 04:00:47 PM  
1 vote:
It's coming right for us!!
2014-04-11 03:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, maybe we can use this to settle the whole when does life begin debate. Love begins when the fetus is able to practice proper gun safety. Any ideas on how to give a hunter's safety course in the womb? I can't figure out where to put the barbed wire.
2014-04-11 03:54:36 PM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: Serious question: if a pregnant woman spent a lot of time at a gun range or shooting guns, wouldnt that hurt the fetus?

Do doctors reconnend that pregnant women not shoot guns?


Ted Nugent's mom was always at shooting ranges.  Nothing wrong with him.
2014-04-11 03:48:49 PM  
1 vote:
i think it's high time that I armed my sperm
2014-04-11 03:17:32 PM  
1 vote:

never trust a bunny: Well they better make sure to give the fetus an AK 47. An AR 15 isn't going to function well in all that amniotic fluid. Reliability is important.


an old Mosin-Nagant with iron sights, if it was good enough for Simo Hayha it should be good enough for a damn baby
2014-04-11 03:16:16 PM  
1 vote:
The "Charlie Wants an Abortion" episode of It's Always Sunny just happens to be on right now.  Perfect.
2014-04-11 02:57:47 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: Is giving an unborn fetus a gun even medically possible?


thinkprogress.org
2014-04-11 02:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
Is giving an unborn fetus a gun even medically possible?
 
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