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(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)   Squirrel causes $300,000 in damages. That explains why Drew is pimping TF   (journalgazette.net) divider line 27
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2014-04-11 04:42:58 PM  
The squirrel did not survive.

Nuts.
 
2014-04-11 04:44:13 PM  
Hey, baby...

www.floozeesdoozees.com
 
2014-04-11 04:47:04 PM  
l.yimg.com
 
2014-04-11 04:47:52 PM  
I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.
 
2014-04-11 04:51:32 PM  

theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again


If only there were a course of action whereby upon the expiration of your TF membership you could NOT renew.  If only...
 
2014-04-11 04:52:23 PM  
The whole part at the bottom about liquor licenses:

They only allow booze if it is for a private function that is catered by an outside company with a liquor license, and you must provide uniformed security.

Holy crap. That's a bunch of bullshiat just to have a party or a wedding reception there. Who hires uniformed security for something like that?
 
2014-04-11 04:53:11 PM  
What a $300,000 squirrel might look like...
cdn.instructables.com
 
2014-04-11 04:54:25 PM  
McMillen Park is melting in the dark
 
2014-04-11 04:56:32 PM  

theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.


neonismycolor.com
 
2014-04-11 04:59:18 PM  
When I was a kid, a snake got in the electric panel on a house behind ours.  The fire burned the house to the ground.  They were underinsured and didn't get enough money to rebuild.  They lived next to the rubble in a trailer for years.  Then the trailer disappeared and the lot is still empty to this day close to 30 years after the fire.
 
2014-04-11 05:00:24 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-11 05:01:06 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: If only there were a course of action whereby upon the expiration of your TF membership you could NOT renew. If only...


Mark Ratner: neonismycolor.com


Jeeze, people, it's right in the headline. Laugh a little.
 
2014-04-11 05:03:38 PM  

cgraves67: The whole part at the bottom about liquor licenses:

They only allow booze if it is for a private function that is catered by an outside company with a liquor license, and you must provide uniformed security.

Holy crap. That's a bunch of bullshiat just to have a party or a wedding reception there. Who hires uniformed security for something like that?


You ain't been to a lot of outdoor drinkin' parties in Indiana, have you?  Security still won't be able to stop the inevitable fight but it does take some liability off of the park dept. and the caterer.
 
2014-04-11 05:10:32 PM  

theorellior: Sin_City_Superhero: If only there were a course of action whereby upon the expiration of your TF membership you could NOT renew. If only...

Mark Ratner: neonismycolor.com

Jeeze, people, it's right in the headline. Laugh a little.


I was playing along :)
 
2014-04-11 05:11:41 PM  

theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.


I don't care that the TF membership is there, but I agree. I don't have the extra time to deal with the additional nonsense. Only _this_much_nonsense_. No more.
 
2014-04-11 05:11:56 PM  
Similar thing in AZ happened a while back, suicidal prairie dog took out the electrical plant for a few days; blacked all of Tempe.
 
2014-04-11 05:15:33 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Similar thing in AZ happened a while back, suicidal prairie dog took out the electrical plant for a few days; blacked all of Tempe.


Meaning all of Tempe was successful and attractive?
 
2014-04-11 05:25:28 PM  
They can't get adequate surge protectors for something like this?

/Fort Wayne represent! woooooo!
//We seldom make the Farks
 
2014-04-11 05:31:21 PM  

theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.


And pay for it! There are strange people in the world
 
2014-04-11 05:57:02 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Similar thing in AZ happened a while back, suicidal prairie dog took out the electrical plant for a few days; blacked all of Tempe.


Yes. Yes she is best princess...
 
2014-04-11 06:10:01 PM  
fubegra.net
 
2014-04-11 06:31:26 PM  
Squirrels and other critters are the cause of about 25% of electrical outages.

Seeking revenge soon!
static.comicvine.com
 
2014-04-11 08:07:16 PM  
I have been to Ft Wayne.  I would rather have the squirrel.
 
2014-04-11 08:19:06 PM  

theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.


Maybe that's the new model. Everyone is stuck with TF until they pay a ransom to go to lite.
 
2014-04-12 12:06:02 AM  

theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.


I appreciate the look at what I'm not missing.

And it's interesting to have a look at why such a small fraction of submissions make it to the main page.

Silliness.

TF lapsing in 3, 2, 1...
 
2014-04-12 12:09:32 AM  

ReverendJynxed: theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.

Maybe that's the new model. Everyone is stuck with TF until they pay a ransom to go to lite.


Yeah, I'd just stop coming here. Hey, maybe that's the idea...
 
2014-04-12 12:12:08 AM  

TwowheelinTim: ReverendJynxed: theorellior: I wanna be a Liter again. TotalFark does nothing for me. Crazy people bickering in TFD holds no lure. And why would one want to see ALL the submissions? Talk about too much wharrgarble.

Maybe that's the new model. Everyone is stuck with TF until they pay a ransom to go to lite.

Yeah, I'd just stop coming here. Hey, maybe that's the idea...


Well, there goes that hypothesis...

Buh bye TF. You'll not be missed.
 
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