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(WTVQ Lexington)   Police get report of naked woman wandering around downtown, find woman having sex with a man in public. Police charge her with prostitution, indecent exposure, and after seeing her, consider tacking on making terroristic threats   (wtvq.com) divider line 59
    More: Scary, terroristic threats, indecent exposure, public sex, whores, downtown  
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2014-04-11 12:09:45 PM  
That's a hard 25. Yikes.
 
2014-04-11 12:29:59 PM  

starzman2003: That's a hard 25. Yikes.


And she still found someone to Fark her.  What is his Fark handle?
 
2014-04-11 12:51:40 PM  

Jeep2011: starzman2003: That's a hard 25. Yikes.

And she still found someone to Fark her.  What is his Fark handle?


Found someone to PAY to fark her. That's...more than a simple lapse in judgment.
 
2014-04-11 01:43:00 PM  
25 in dog years.
 
2014-04-11 01:43:30 PM  

SmackLT: Jeep2011: starzman2003: That's a hard 25. Yikes.

And she still found someone to Fark her.  What is his Fark handle?

Found someone to PAY to fark her. That's...more than a simple lapse in judgment.


I thought it was paying her to leave.
 
2014-04-11 01:43:44 PM  
She looks like she'd break it off of you.
 
2014-04-11 01:43:56 PM  
Eh.  I've done worse.
 
2014-04-11 01:44:07 PM  
"Murphy was also charged with alcohol intoxication."

Remind me not to go to Richmond.
 
2014-04-11 01:44:41 PM  
"Cut me, Mick."
 
2014-04-11 01:46:14 PM  
At least she got a date.
 
2014-04-11 01:47:12 PM  
There's a slideshow? Not on your f*cking life.
 
2014-04-11 01:47:15 PM  

SmackLT: Jeep2011: starzman2003: That's a hard 25. Yikes.

And she still found someone to Fark her.  What is his Fark handle?

Found someone to PAY to fark her. That's...more than a simple lapse in judgment.



Naw, I think old James Phelps was walking down the street when a drunk, naked woman crossed his path. It was probably his..."lucky" day up to the point when cops got there.
 
2014-04-11 01:48:32 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: SmackLT: Jeep2011: starzman2003: That's a hard 25. Yikes.

And she still found someone to Fark her.  What is his Fark handle?

Found someone to PAY to fark her. That's...more than a simple lapse in judgment.


Naw, I think old James Phelps was walking down the street when a drunk, naked woman crossed his path. It was probably his..."lucky" day up to the point when cops got there.


Mr. Phelps, your dick will self-destruct in five seconds.
 
2014-04-11 01:49:58 PM  
Two photos....helluva slideshow.
 
2014-04-11 01:51:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Mr. Phelps, your dick will self-destruct in five seconds.


Very well played. *golf clap*
 
2014-04-11 01:51:36 PM  
That guy's look is one of "penis went waR?!
 
2014-04-11 01:51:42 PM  
I saw that picture and immediately thought "foopa".
 
2014-04-11 01:53:11 PM  
"When they got there, they said they found 40-year-old James Phelps naked from the waist down, allegedly having sex with 25-year-old Erin Murphy on the hood of a vehicle."

Cue Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again On My Own".
 
2014-04-11 01:57:46 PM  
If you're gonna have random public sex, at least try to hid behind something, don't just whip it out and bend her over a car hood. There's still a chance you'll get a police-sponsored portrait opportunity, but it'll be much less likely.
 
2014-04-11 01:59:46 PM  

Buttknuckle: I saw that picture and immediately thought "foopa".


Link NSFW
 
2014-04-11 02:00:57 PM  

Buttknuckle: I saw that picture and immediately thought "foopa".


We also would have accepted "gunt".
 
2014-04-11 02:00:59 PM  
"Hey, Grandma  Can you come bail me out of jail?"
"Why, sure, Jimmy - why did you get arrested?"
"I was banging a drunk, naked hooker on the hood of old man. Fergusen's Olsmobile"
"......................................."
 
2014-04-11 02:05:30 PM  
Well, I knew that some of the UK faithfull would probably take the loss in the big game pretty hard, but gee... this is almost utter despondency!   Also, it did note that the guy was also charged with Public Intoxication... so that could offer another explanation.
 
2014-04-11 02:06:15 PM  
I'm all for exhibitionism, but I'd hope for something more pleasing that that circus sideshow.

/think of the children
//and older people too
///we have heart conditions
////because we're fat
//slashies!!!!
 
2014-04-11 02:06:55 PM  

Abuse Liability: I'm all for exhibitionism, but I'd hope for something more pleasing that than that circus sideshow.

/think of the children
//and older people too
///we have heart conditions
////because we're fat
//slashies!!!!


FTFM
 
2014-04-11 02:08:23 PM  
So... this is what rock bottom looks like.
 
2014-04-11 02:11:21 PM  

offmymeds: Buttknuckle: I saw that picture and immediately thought "foopa".

Link NSFW


Holy God, learn from my example and don't click that link.

*commits suicide*
 
2014-04-11 02:12:27 PM  
So, did the guy get in trouble as well?
/dnrta
 
2014-04-11 02:13:29 PM  

Buggar: So... this is what rock bottom looks like.


Not quite, he's still go a long ways to go!


Alcohol? I would have thought 'meth', but then I laid my own eyes upon the Great Beast....
 
2014-04-11 02:14:16 PM  

keypusher: offmymeds: Buttknuckle: I saw that picture and immediately thought "foopa".

Link NSFW

Holy God, learn from my example and don't click that link.

*commits suicide*


Thanking the sweet baby jesus that I'm at work right now.
 
2014-04-11 02:17:18 PM  
Well the plague isn't going to spread it's self, get to work lady.
 
2014-04-11 02:21:26 PM  
I'm already tired of my TotalFark, I wanna be a Liter again.
 
2014-04-11 02:23:24 PM  
I'm surprised subby didn't go with the smokin' hot headline trap.
 
2014-04-11 02:30:09 PM  
He PAID for that... what's his TF handle?  oh wait...

/mom?
//oblig
///i heard these come in 3s
 
2014-04-11 02:30:15 PM  

theorellior: I'm already tired of my TotalFark, I wanna be a Liter again.


scienceprogress.org
 
2014-04-11 02:35:58 PM  
So if I have sex in public, I can be charged with prostitution or soliciting regardless of law enforcement observation or witness testimony that money changed hands?

/assuming I have sex
 
2014-04-11 02:36:53 PM  

starzman2003: That's a hard 25. Yikes.


And he was a hard 40-year-old.
 
2014-04-11 02:46:21 PM  
Must have taken ten minutes just to find the wet spot.
 
2014-04-11 02:47:49 PM  

deadtom: So if I have sex in public, I can be charged with prostitution or soliciting regardless of law enforcement observation or witness testimony that money changed hands?

/assuming I have sex


95% of people instantly admit everything.  Learn to use your right to remain silent.
 
2014-04-11 02:49:45 PM  

Buttknuckle: keypusher: offmymeds: Buttknuckle: I saw that picture and immediately thought "foopa".

Link NSFW

Holy God, learn from my example and don't click that link.

*commits suicide*

Thanking the sweet baby jesus that I'm at work right now.

"Eye bleach"
"Eye bleach, aisle: me"

 
2014-04-11 02:51:23 PM  
Damn I-tal-ics
 
2014-04-11 02:51:28 PM  

Russ1642: Must have taken ten minutes just to find the wet spot.


That's why I always carry a bag of flour. Be preparedTM.
 
2014-04-11 02:55:57 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Russ1642: Must have taken ten minutes just to find the wet spot.

That's why I always carry a bag of flour. Be preparedTM.


IR cameras work too.
 
2014-04-11 03:00:50 PM  

elguerodiablo: deadtom: So if I have sex in public, I can be charged with prostitution or soliciting regardless of law enforcement observation or witness testimony that money changed hands?

/assuming I have sex

95% of people instantly admit everything.  Learn to use your right to remain silent.


That always amazed me on Cops when people just fess up to stuff. Usually the cops would say he was with a known prostitute. What hookers can bang one out on a break? Even swamp donkeys need lovin too.
 
2014-04-11 03:03:04 PM  

offmymeds: Buttknuckle: I saw that picture and immediately thought "foopa".

Link NSFW


You deserve a kick in the taint for that

/ye gods
 
2014-04-11 03:07:27 PM  
Dear Penthouse, I was sitting on a park bench last night...
 
2014-04-11 03:08:13 PM  

groppet: elguerodiablo: deadtom: So if I have sex in public, I can be charged with prostitution or soliciting regardless of law enforcement observation or witness testimony that money changed hands?

/assuming I have sex

95% of people instantly admit everything.  Learn to use your right to remain silent.

That always amazed me on Cops when people just fess up to stuff. Usually the cops would say he was with a known prostitute. What hookers can bang one out on a break? Even swamp donkeys need lovin too.


I'm just wondering (which I'm now regretting) where she stuffed the money.
 
2014-04-11 03:09:11 PM  
Fap fap fap...

*clicks article*

Oh god, noooo!
 
2014-04-11 03:17:15 PM  
That's manthrax, baby.
 
2014-04-11 03:22:41 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
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