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2014-04-11 12:52:31 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-11 01:28:39 PM
Is that per week or per month?
 
2014-04-11 01:39:46 PM
Uh... $94,000.00 worth?
 
2014-04-11 01:57:08 PM
Actually, it's his job to get his face plastered on as many tourism ads Australia can access, saying "Come to Australia Yankees and Spend $$$"
 
2014-04-11 02:08:52 PM
Meh I get paid a bit more than that to sit on my butt all day and watch my journeyman do all the work...
 
2014-04-11 02:09:42 PM
My first priority would be two Aussie girl's, same time.
My second would be three Aussie's girl's, same time.
My third would be four Aussie girl's, same time
and so on.....
 
2014-04-11 02:10:23 PM
Sooner or later, he'll become so desensitized that he will hate having fun.
 
2014-04-11 02:11:18 PM
fun
 
2014-04-11 02:13:03 PM

RedfordRenegade: My first priority would be two Aussie girl's, same time.
My second would be three Aussie's girl's, same time.
My third would be four Aussie girl's, same time
and so on.....


And eventually your priority will be to find a cure for whatever is causing your dick to rot off...
 
2014-04-11 02:14:17 PM
His boss must be Robert Loggia.

starcasm.net
 
2014-04-11 02:14:34 PM
And the locals will still say, "There's nothing to do here!"
 
2014-04-11 02:15:51 PM
Congressman?
 
2014-04-11 02:15:59 PM
www.founditemclothing.com
 
2014-04-11 02:19:12 PM
$$$ looks great....but too many places I'd be terrified to visit.

The one shot of him on the sheer peak overlooking a 1000ft or more drop gives me the willies.

/good on him though
 
2014-04-11 02:20:11 PM
I'd be happy to get paid $94,000 to empty Port-a-Potties.
 
2014-04-11 02:20:18 PM

monoski: Congressman?


Na, they are legally required to have their ability to have fun surgically removed along with their compassion, empathy and ethics, the closest they can come is narcissistic amusement
 
2014-04-11 02:21:12 PM
Sad horse is sad.
 
2014-04-11 02:22:20 PM
I think I'd get sick of that in about two weeks, and want to just sit in my room and read a book.
 
2014-04-11 02:27:48 PM

TV's Vinnie: Sooner or later, he'll become so desensitized that he will hate having fun.


It's like the Brewster's Millions of "Fun".

Sooner or later you're going to just want to lounge around for a few days in your undies letting the empties pile up.
 
2014-04-11 02:30:44 PM
I feel like he should be wearing a clown sweater.


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2014-04-11 02:36:03 PM
The bastard took my jerb!
 
2014-04-11 02:42:59 PM
Why is it that work always piles up.  How come fun never piles up?
 
2014-04-11 02:43:07 PM
"I hope he gets shot dead before it ends"

- Dr. Schadenfreude
 
2014-04-11 02:52:06 PM
On the downside, it really does appear that much of his "fun" involves putting himself at risk.  Skydiving, for instance.  No amount of money is worth anything once you are dead.
 
2014-04-11 02:55:44 PM

durbnpoisn: On the downside, it really does appear that much of his "fun" involves putting himself at risk.  Skydiving, for instance.  No amount of money is worth anything once you are dead.


Prove it
 
2014-04-11 02:58:22 PM
Once they start paying you to have fun, having fun becomes work. And work sucks. Once work sucks, you are no longer having fun and therefore you aren't doing your job and will get fired. And being unemployed sucks.
 
2014-04-11 03:03:15 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: I feel like he should be wearing a clown sweater.


[i.kinja-img.com image 636x736]


Some say that, under his clown sweater, he ALSO wears a red g-string and suspenders...
 
2014-04-11 03:04:48 PM
I hate that man.

/there, said what a lot of people were thinking...
 
2014-04-11 03:05:42 PM
Either $94,000 worth, or roughly 417.25 fun units if you use the standard conversion.

Honestly, you could have calculated it yourself, subby.
 
2014-04-11 03:06:08 PM

TV's Vinnie: Sooner or later, he'll become so desensitized that he will hate having fun.


cdn.grumpycats.com
 
2014-04-11 03:23:42 PM
Looks all Douchbaggy to me.
 
2014-04-11 03:24:15 PM

ISO15693: Either $94,000 worth, or roughly 417.25 fun units if you use the standard conversion.

Honestly, you could have calculated it yourself, subby.


Or four hogsheds and a Rhode Island for those of us not on the metric system
 
2014-04-11 03:28:17 PM
A director at a company did that. I ended up doing his entire job for a year and there wasn't a day he wasn't hungover. Finally he needed to sack me because he could get more drinking money out of my salary allocation.

/Yeah, renting a Jag os you could drove from the airport to the hotel was a legitimate business expense
//VC money is not success. How often does that need to be f*cking explained?
 
2014-04-11 03:33:11 PM
www.teambeachbody.com
 
2014-04-11 03:33:47 PM
Jerk
 
2014-04-11 03:44:59 PM

Por que tan serioso: ISO15693: Either $94,000 worth, or roughly 417.25 fun units if you use the standard conversion.

Honestly, you could have calculated it yourself, subby.

Or four hogsheds and a Rhode Island for those of us not on the metric system


How many Libraries of Congress is that?
 
2014-04-11 03:59:03 PM
If "the stig" is involved in any way, I'm out.
 
2014-04-11 04:09:12 PM

ISO15693: Either $94,000 worth, or roughly 417.25 fun units if you use the standard conversion.

Honestly, you could have calculated it yourself, subby.


What a fun unit might look like.
improveyouraim.com
 
2014-04-11 04:12:43 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... $94,000.00 worth?


Yeah, I just knew I arrived at the thread too late to get this one in myself.

*le sigh

/nice work getting it in by the 3rd post though
 
2014-04-11 04:17:41 PM
$94,000 for a half-year?  Geez.  I have to have fun at 3 different jobs to even make a third of that. I have fun for 90 hours, some weeks.
 
2014-04-11 04:39:52 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-11 08:11:58 PM

genner: [www.quickmeme.com image 500x372]


This was my exact thought.  I must be old but 800,000 moments of fun sounds like a lot of work.

\Can naps be fun?
 
2014-04-11 10:02:57 PM

RedfordRenegade: My first priority would be two Aussie girl's, same time.
My second would be three Aussie's girl's, same time.
My third would be four Aussie girl's, same time
and so on.....


Two Aussie girl's what at the same time?

/yeah, yeah, grammar nazi
 
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