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2014-04-11 11:37:56 AM
Papa Johns is shiat.

Anyway.

Headline:  Officials: Charlotte Papa John's To Blame For Hepatitis Outbreak

Article:About 2,400 people could have been sickened by this. Zero cases have been reported thus far, excluding the manager.
 
2014-04-11 11:39:36 AM
Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!
 
2014-04-11 12:05:29 PM

vernonFL: Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!


But if he were to pay for his employees' health care, he'd only be able to afford lawn maintenance for 364 days out of the year for his back yard

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His 18-hole back yard.
 
2014-04-11 12:15:22 PM

King Something: vernonFL: Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!

But if he were to pay for his employees' health care, he'd only be able to afford lawn maintenance for 364 days out of the year for his back yard

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x375]

His 18-hole back yard.


If I'd known one could afford a house like that just by making shiatty pizza and being an asshole, I wouldn't be typing this from my computer in the lab.
 
2014-04-11 12:56:26 PM
Sure I'm going to be on medicine for the rest of my life and probably face a liver transplant now, but I have this extra 12 cents I saved AND I know Papa John done stuck it to the libufartos!
 
2014-04-11 01:06:13 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sure I'm going to be on medicine for the rest of my life and probably face a liver transplant now, but I have this extra 12 cents I saved AND I know Papa John done stuck it to the libufartos!


Don't forget the tort reform, when you sue for medical damages and you run out of money for that medicine years from now because your payouts are capped, you'll smile know that the libtard debt to the GOP has been paid.
 
2014-04-11 01:12:04 PM
So, he didn't raise the price of his pizza by $.10?  What a lying fark stick.  He should run for office as a GOP success story.
 
2014-04-11 01:20:47 PM
Gee. All our local pizza place gives you is e. coli.
 
2014-04-11 01:20:56 PM

vernonFL: Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!


He then proceeded to raise the cost of pizza by more than that, while cutting employees' hours enough that he didn't actually have to enroll a bunch of them in company-provided insurance anyway.

So yeah, a dick.
 
2014-04-11 01:20:59 PM

grumpfuff: Papa Johns is shiat.

Anyway.

Headline:  Officials: Charlotte Papa John's To Blame For Hepatitis Outbreak

Article:About 2,400 people could have been sickened by this. Zero cases have been reported thus far, excluding the manager.


Done.
 
2014-04-11 01:23:06 PM

King Something: vernonFL: Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!

But if he were to pay for his employees' health care, he'd only be able to afford lawn maintenance for 364 days out of the year for his back yard



His 18-hole back yard.


Is that in Naples, FL? I think he has a house there.
 
2014-04-11 01:29:51 PM
I actually really like Papa John's so I'd risk the hepatitis.
 
2014-04-11 01:30:41 PM
I don't like Papa John's, so I'm safe.  In other news - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
 
2014-04-11 01:32:10 PM
Poopa Johns?
Port-A-Johns?
 
2014-04-11 01:32:25 PM
FTA:  Symptoms are flu-like, and may show up as gastrointestinal issues, dark urine, diarrhea, severe stomach pains and jaundice.

Well, that's the standard response from eating that partially hydrogenated soybean oil anyway.

Maybe there were no reported cases because people weren't sure.
 
2014-04-11 01:32:33 PM
www.thespish.com
 
2014-04-11 01:33:34 PM
Okay, here's a question for Fark: I want pizza delivered to my house. Is there any largish pizza delivery place that doesn't suck?

I live in Austin but outside of both East Side Pie's and Austin Pizza's delivery zones (and it sucks).
 
2014-04-11 01:34:25 PM
Chi-Chi's Part Deux? Papa John's better be careful since Hepatitis A shut down the Chi-Chi's restaurants.
 
2014-04-11 01:34:43 PM

King Something: vernonFL: Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!

But if he were to pay for his employees' health care, he'd only be able to afford lawn maintenance for 364 days out of the year for his back yard

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x375]

His 18-hole back yard.


Someone should put 18 holes in Papa John.
 
2014-04-11 01:34:50 PM
Uh... Yeah, never liked their pizza. Then again, I make the best pizza around and it makes  Papa John's look like the cardboard circle I put my pizzas on.

That said, the health department responded accordingly and it's a good thing no one else got it. Also, someone already mentioned it, but yeah, I wouldn't call zero confirmed cases an "outbreak."

Manager probably had sex with someone he shouldn't have on his time abroad.
 
Bf+
2014-04-11 01:35:19 PM

RTOGUY: I actually really like Papa John's so I'd risk the hepatitis.


I actually really dislike Papa John's, so I'd prefer hepatitis.
 
2014-04-11 01:37:24 PM
Don't order the liver topping.
 
2014-04-11 01:39:34 PM

Sanguine Dawn: Uh... Yeah, never liked their pizza. Then again, I make the best pizza around and it makes  Papa John's look like the cardboard circle I put my pizzas on.

That said, the health department responded accordingly and it's a good thing no one else got it. Also, someone already mentioned it, but yeah, I wouldn't call zero confirmed cases an "outbreak."

Manager probably had sex with someone he shouldn't have on his time abroad.


So what's your recipe?
 
2014-04-11 01:45:56 PM

Sanguine Dawn: Uh... Yeah, never liked their pizza. Then again, I make the best pizza around and it makes  Papa John's look like the cardboard circle I put my pizzas on.

That said, the health department responded accordingly and it's a good thing no one else got it. Also, someone already mentioned it, but yeah, I wouldn't call zero confirmed cases an "outbreak."

Manager probably had sex with someone he shouldn't have on his time abroad.



Or some time spent on - a - broad. Am I right?
 
2014-04-11 01:50:39 PM
Papa Douchebag
 
2014-04-11 01:53:55 PM
Next up - wave of E Coli poisonings from Chik Fil A.
 
2014-04-11 01:54:36 PM

Sanguine Dawn: Uh... Yeah, never liked their pizza. Then again, I make the best pizza around and it makes  Papa John's look like the cardboard circle I put my pizzas on.

That said, the health department responded accordingly and it's a good thing no one else got it. Also, someone already mentioned it, but yeah, I wouldn't call zero confirmed cases an "outbreak."

Manager probably had sex with someone he shouldn't have on his time abroad.



Just an FYI, making better pizza than Papa John's is roughly equivalent to making a better hamburger than McD's. It's...really not that hard.
 
2014-04-11 02:11:33 PM
Get Vaccinated before you leave the country.
 
2014-04-11 02:11:36 PM

Lord Dimwit: Okay, here's a question for Fark: I want pizza delivered to my house. Is there any largish pizza delivery place that doesn't suck?

I live in Austin but outside of both East Side Pie's and Austin Pizza's delivery zones (and it sucks).


North Austin - Niki's Pizza. Anywhere else you either shouldn't be asking or should move.
 
2014-04-11 02:19:20 PM
 
2014-04-11 02:19:43 PM

moothemagiccow: Lord Dimwit: Okay, here's a question for Fark: I want pizza delivered to my house. Is there any largish pizza delivery place that doesn't suck?

I live in Austin but outside of both East Side Pie's and Austin Pizza's delivery zones (and it sucks).

North Austin - Niki's Pizza. Anywhere else you either shouldn't be asking or should move.


I love Niki's, but they don't deliver. :(
 
2014-04-11 02:20:50 PM
I forgot to submit mine,

"Local Papa Johns Pizza gives away free HepAroni pizza to 2400 people"
 
2014-04-11 02:25:35 PM

moothemagiccow: Lord Dimwit: Okay, here's a question for Fark: I want pizza delivered to my house. Is there any largish pizza delivery place that doesn't suck?

I live in Austin but outside of both East Side Pie's and Austin Pizza's delivery zones (and it sucks).

North Austin - Niki's Pizza. Anywhere else you either shouldn't be asking or should move.


Reale's, imo, but they don't deliver either.
 
2014-04-11 02:30:18 PM
Well it couldn't make their pizzas taste any worse.


/I hate that little head nod thing he seems to randomly interject among his statements.
 
2014-04-11 02:41:59 PM

Lord Dimwit: I live in Austin but outside of both East Side Pie's and Austin Pizza's delivery zones (and it sucks).


I was always find of DoubleDave's, but it's not what you would call a gourmet pie. I dunno what their delivery area is like, though.
 
2014-04-11 03:14:50 PM

nullptr: King Something: vernonFL: Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!

But if he were to pay for his employees' health care, he'd only be able to afford lawn maintenance for 364 days out of the year for his back yard

His 18-hole back yard.

Is that in Naples, FL? I think he has a house there.


No. That's in Kentucky. Anchorage, KY specifically. He owns pretty much the whole (very small) town. If you look at the driveway by the lake you see there's a part that goes underneath the main court. That leads to a private entrance that's not visible so anyone can come and go without being seen.
 
2014-04-11 03:27:02 PM

Lord Dimwit: Okay, here's a question for Fark: I want pizza delivered to my house. Is there any largish pizza delivery place that doesn't suck?

I live in Austin but outside of both East Side Pie's and Austin Pizza's delivery zones (and it sucks).


Do you live South? Milano's Pizza in South Austin is good--Not as good as Home Slice, but pretty good.
 
2014-04-11 03:39:07 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Someone should put 18 holes in Papa John.


Typical of the left wing. Disagree with someone politically so they must be killed.

Stalin & Mao must be your heroes.
 
2014-04-11 04:04:49 PM

peterthx: Danger Avoid Death: Someone should put 18 holes in Papa John.

Typical of the left wing. Disagree with someone politically so they must be killed.

Stalin & Mao must be your heroes.


Typical of the right wing. You like bending over for corporate America.

The guy who invented preparation H must be your hero.
 
2014-04-11 04:10:41 PM

Danger Avoid Death: peterthx: Danger Avoid Death: Someone should put 18 holes in Papa John.

Typical of the left wing. Disagree with someone politically so they must be killed.

Stalin & Mao must be your heroes.

Typical of the right wing. You like bending over for corporate America.

The guy who invented preparation H must be your hero.


I would have pointed out that my dislike of Papa Johns started before I even knew his political leanings.

He could be the most libby lib liberal ever, I still wouldn't eat there, because his company makes shiatty "pizza".
 
2014-04-11 04:17:04 PM

grumpfuff: Danger Avoid Death: peterthx: Danger Avoid Death: Someone should put 18 holes in Papa John.

Typical of the left wing. Disagree with someone politically so they must be killed.

Stalin & Mao must be your heroes.

Typical of the right wing. You like bending over for corporate America.

The guy who invented preparation H must be your hero.

I would have pointed out that my dislike of Papa Johns started before I even knew his political leanings.

He could be the most libby lib liberal ever, I still wouldn't eat there, because his company makes shiatty "pizza".


Yeah, that's all I was getting at as well. I much prefer our local place (the highly rated Dino's) over the God-awful Papa John's or Domino's or Round Table. But someone left the cage door open on the Politics tab, apparently.
 
2014-04-11 05:05:53 PM

grumpfuff: He could be the most libby lib liberal ever, I still wouldn't eat there, because his company makes shiatty "pizza".


When Papa Johns came to Austin (back when I still lived there), I thought, hey, let's try it. Mealy cheese, overly-sweet sauce, bland crust, and lackluster toppings. And it wasn't just once, it was multiple times. Fortunately I didn't have to pay for most of those times. Fortunately there were plenty of other places I could get a decent pie, although that's not hard. I'll even take Dominoes or Pizza Hut over Papa Johns.

So, in summation, CS,B; and fark Papa John for being a greedy asshole with a shiatty product.
 
2014-04-11 05:17:00 PM

born_yesterday: King Something: vernonFL: Isnt Papa John the guy who was complaining so loudly that Obamacare would cost him 10 cents per pizza.

10 cents per pizza for the people making and delivering his food to have health insurance. Outrageous!

But if he were to pay for his employees' health care, he'd only be able to afford lawn maintenance for 364 days out of the year for his back yard

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x375]

His 18-hole back yard.

If I'd known one could afford a house like that just by making shiatty pizza and being an asshole, I wouldn't be typing this from my computer in the lab.


(In best scruffy the janitor voice) second
 
2014-04-12 02:21:15 AM
How the hell there are so many Papa John's in Chicago, I'll never know, given it's the greatest pizza city on earth. At least it's better than Domino's, but then again, urine-soaked cardboard tastes better than Domino's.

Chicago deep dish = HEFTY HEFTY!!!!
Papa John's = Wimpy wimpy!
 
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