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14206 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2014 at 10:37 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-11 08:36:30 AM  
If you think that's bad, wait until she gets him home.
/walkies!
 
2014-04-11 08:46:10 AM  
Iggy Pop - I Wanna Be Your DogSo messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be face-to-face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
 
2014-04-11 10:39:41 AM  
It's a doggy dog world.
 
2014-04-11 10:42:10 AM  
My knees hurt just looking at those pictures.
 
2014-04-11 10:42:30 AM  
Meh. Performance art.
 
2014-04-11 10:42:39 AM  
Maybe later she will let him hump her leg.
 
2014-04-11 10:44:04 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Meh. Performance art.


Thats what I was think, probably for a show at the whipped puppy.
 
2014-04-11 10:46:39 AM  
Imagine having to pick up his turd while hungover.
 
2014-04-11 10:48:12 AM  
Reminiscent of Penny Flame's later work.
 
2014-04-11 10:49:11 AM  
Pretty easy money I say.
 
2014-04-11 10:50:09 AM  

Cashew: Imagine having to pick up his turd while hungover.


I don't think you're old enough to understand how these kind of arrangements work. ಠ__ಠ
 
2014-04-11 10:51:08 AM  
5 years of Total Fark?!?!?


/come on....bark like a dawg.
 
2014-04-11 10:52:03 AM  

fluffy2097: Cashew: Imagine having to pick up his turd while hungover.

I don't think you're old enough to understand how these kind of arrangements work. ಠ__ಠ


I don't think you're fluffy.
 
2014-04-11 10:54:17 AM  
O, TO be in England
Now that April's there,
And whoever walks in England
Sees, some morning, unaware,
That the leash is on the nobility
Pissing in the filth of The City,
While the dominatrix in from Slough
Screams "Walkies--now!"
 
2014-04-11 10:55:24 AM  
Wait till she drops him off at the vet for the "Bob Barker Treatment"
 
2014-04-11 10:55:46 AM  
I think it's great that the entire article is speculation.  At no point did anyone actually walk up to the couple and ask them what the hell they were doing.
 
2014-04-11 10:56:26 AM  

Kurmudgeon: If you think that's bad, wait until she gets him home.
/walkies!


We know who wears the strap-on in that relationship...
 
2014-04-11 10:56:26 AM  
Well at least she didn't leave him locked up in his kennel all day.
 
2014-04-11 10:59:06 AM  

durbnpoisn: I think it's great that the entire article is speculation.  At no point did anyone actually walk up to the couple and ask them what the hell they were doing.


It's impolite to interrupt a couple in the middle of a BDSM scene.
 
2014-04-11 10:59:54 AM  
I bet he just loves begging for bacon.
 
2014-04-11 11:00:20 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
Zoidberg: I ate garbage yesterday and it didn't cost me $300! I'm not paying.  Farewell good sir!
 
2014-04-11 11:05:06 AM  
Maybe it's wrong, but I see that I guy and I feel nothing but disgust and hatred. I don't even find it silly or mildly amusing, it literally pisses me off for some reason. I certainly find nothing sexy about it. Then again, if I was in the woman's place and it was a cute woman on the leash, it might be fun. But not out in public like that.
 
2014-04-11 11:11:09 AM  
I have to pay extra for that in Montreal.
 
2014-04-11 11:17:11 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: I bet he just loves begging for bacon.


I've always imagined that dogs don't care it's not bacon.
 
2014-04-11 11:21:14 AM  
She walks like a dominatrix... I'm OK with this. Everyone has to get their rocks off, they just happened to get a few twitter hits out of it. I expect that will add to their pleasure.

/whatever makes you happy
//just don't fark things up for the rest of us.
 
2014-04-11 11:31:19 AM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Maybe it's wrong, but I see that I guy and I feel nothing but disgust and hatred. I don't even find it silly or mildly amusing, it literally pisses me off for some reason. I certainly find nothing sexy about it. Then again, if I was in the woman's place and it was a cute woman on the leash, it might be fun. But not out in public like that.


Found the Gorean.
 
2014-04-11 11:33:46 AM  
If he was sporting wood, he needs to be put to sleep
 
2014-04-11 11:34:05 AM  

Saborlas: Found the Gorean.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-11 11:40:44 AM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Maybe it's wrong, but I see that I guy and I feel nothing but disgust and hatred. I don't even find it silly or mildly amusing, it literally pisses me off for some reason. I certainly find nothing sexy about it. Then again, if I was in the woman's place and it was a cute woman on the leash, it might be fun. But not out in public like that.


Arguably, the fact that it's making you feel something so strongly means it's having an effect on you. Maybe not in a way you like, but just as hate is not love's opposite, anger is not enjoyment's opposite.

You may have found a new fetish.

/Meh
 
2014-04-11 11:42:07 AM  
"dog lead" "suit trousers"
Oh, you crazy Brits
 
2014-04-11 11:45:11 AM  

stuhayes2010: My knees hurt just looking at those pictures.


You sound old.

/that was my first thought too
 
2014-04-11 11:45:51 AM  
I hope she picks up his poop.

www.mypoochiesparadise.com
 
2014-04-11 11:47:18 AM  

brimed03: Wasilla Hillbilly: Maybe it's wrong, but I see that I guy and I feel nothing but disgust and hatred. I don't even find it silly or mildly amusing, it literally pisses me off for some reason. I certainly find nothing sexy about it. Then again, if I was in the woman's place and it was a cute woman on the leash, it might be fun. But not out in public like that.

Arguably, the fact that it's making you feel something so strongly means it's having an effect on you. Maybe not in a way you like, but just as hate is not love's opposite, anger is not enjoyment's opposite.

You may have found a new fetish.

/Meh


Unlikely, I've tried a bit with both sides of the sub/dom spectrum and it's very difficult for me it it gets very far from the center either way. However, I can handle being dom much more than sub. But who knows, I'm not exactly a master of my own psyche.
 
2014-04-11 11:48:04 AM  
That look on her face says 'This guy is actually a slave and I should be arrested, but this is London, so everyone will just stare when I'm not looking and be too polite to say anything!'

The 'inverted colors' chrome theme I have installed is giving TFA a bonus extra-evil look, too! (it usually doesn't invert pictures, but these are for some reason)
 
2014-04-11 11:50:01 AM  

Saborlas: Found the Gorean.


His home stone is brown.
And squishy.
 
2014-04-11 11:52:17 AM  
I lived in London for a time, and while it's one of my favorite cities, I would not recommend crawling around on the sidewalks.

/Probably cleaner than doing so in Glasgow, however.
 
2014-04-11 11:56:31 AM  
You know there would have been a major sh** storm, if it had been him leading her around like that.
 
2014-04-11 12:03:07 PM  
Giving everyone's alt TF for a day?
 
2014-04-11 12:06:58 PM  

Saborlas: Wasilla Hillbilly: Maybe it's wrong, but I see that I guy and I feel nothing but disgust and hatred. I don't even find it silly or mildly amusing, it literally pisses me off for some reason. I certainly find nothing sexy about it. Then again, if I was in the woman's place and it was a cute woman on the leash, it might be fun. But not out in public like that.

Found the Gorean.


Best laugh I've had so far today.
 
2014-04-11 12:34:31 PM  
Public humilation. It's what gets some people off.

/not judging.
//not at all
 
2014-04-11 12:55:28 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Pick up that poop
 
2014-04-11 01:15:21 PM  
I don't see a rabies vaccination tag.
 
2014-04-11 01:20:45 PM  
OMGWhoFarkingCares.jpg
 
2014-04-11 01:55:19 PM  
Who's the New Boss?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-11 01:58:37 PM  

wambu: Who's the New Boss?

[i.imgur.com image 500x337]


Angela is the boss.
QED

splitsider.com
 
2014-04-11 02:26:37 PM  
Maybe he was just a good dog and his Mistress took him out for walkies...

pupstail.com
 
2014-04-11 02:38:13 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Meh. Performance art.


My guess was lost a bet or art project...
 
2014-04-11 02:44:33 PM  
Either a lost bet or he had the best sex of his life after getting home because he's a submissive public humiliation fetishist.
 
2014-04-11 03:35:15 PM  
Be lucky

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-11 08:36:47 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
He's got a nice ass.
I mean - arse.

/Britters
 
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