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(The Daily Beast)   This murder case has EVERYTHING: a multi-millionaire who dumped his 24-year-old Czech bikini model for a bimbo four years younger, sappy YouTube videos of the breakup, a shotgun killing of the guy at his mansion and a 30-hour getaway in a gold Hummer   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 47
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2014-04-11 11:41:14 AM
5 votes:
FTA: "Let this be a warning for rich men who have a penchant for younger women-they can be quite jealous."

Why do they tell rich men not to break up with younger women? Why don't they tell younger women not to murder rich men? Typical murder culture.
2014-04-11 11:39:34 AM
5 votes:

Cybernetic: zimbomba63: The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.

Yeah, TWO shotgun blasts to the head, at fairly close range, is probably one more than was actually necessary to kill the guy.


Zombie... had to be sure
2014-04-11 11:37:01 AM
5 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.


I can see how someone would be pissed off after getting dumped for a Real Doll.
2014-04-11 11:20:25 AM
5 votes:
archive.longislandpress.com


The couple in happier days.
2014-04-11 11:47:59 AM
4 votes:
ts2.mm.bing.net
2014-04-11 11:29:25 AM
4 votes:
I like the next story on the page --

img.fark.net
2014-04-11 01:57:37 PM
3 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer


Ewww! I didn't even know he was a hooker.
2014-04-11 12:06:09 PM
3 votes:
Headline: Czech

FTA: Slovakian
Russian


zimbomba63: Romanian


Worst Fark geography thread ever.
2014-04-11 11:58:02 AM
3 votes:

zimbomba63: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.

This guy had a tough life.


I'm taking that back.  A racist broadcaster ex, crazy Romanian chick and a probably crazy Russian chick, this guy was juggling nitro blindfolded.
2014-04-11 11:37:29 AM
3 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.


This guy had a tough life.
2014-04-11 11:29:16 AM
3 votes:
Where's the 30 hour YouTube video of the hummer the bikini model gave?
2014-04-11 09:27:52 AM
3 votes:
Everything?

pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-11 02:19:26 PM
2 votes:
This is how I wish 50 Shades of Grey would have ended.
2014-04-11 12:40:35 PM
2 votes:
Noticeably ascent, Subby:

img.fark.net
2014-04-11 12:37:43 PM
2 votes:

LazyMedia: And nothing of value was lost.

/Screw you, subby, for calling a Slovak a Czech. Are you illiterate, or was this deliberate bait to draw comments? To recap: Are you stupid, or just a troll?


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-04-11 12:02:08 PM
2 votes:
My favorite part of the article, "but by then he was quite dead."  Not just dead, quite dead.
2014-04-11 11:51:52 AM
2 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?


Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."
2014-04-11 11:34:34 AM
2 votes:
He traded in a 24 for a 20, this blows my mind and his.
2014-04-11 10:09:17 AM
2 votes:

Sofa King Smart: how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?


Well, considering the ex's crazy factor I'm going to guess she's super hot, but I'd say he made a good trade considering she SHOT HIM.
2014-04-11 09:02:02 PM
1 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.


rcdn.audioreview.com
2014-04-11 02:37:55 PM
1 votes:

IamAwake: Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.


You are confusing Init with AC.  With initiative, higher was always better.  Pre 3.0, AC was screwy, with lower being "better".
2014-04-11 01:54:40 PM
1 votes:

LazyMedia: groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.

People do that all the time; it's not hard. Tie the rope around your neck to something above you. Tie a slip knot around your wrists behind you and pull it tight (you do this because you want to make sure your lizard brain doesn't thwart your suicide attempt). Let your knees go slack. You'll be unconscious in seconds, dead in minutes. People hang themselves just by tying something to a doorknob, sitting on the floor and leaning over.


You should write a "Suicide for Dummies" book.  Chapter 5 -"Drowning Yourself in the Toilet"
2014-04-11 01:45:52 PM
1 votes:

Rand's lacy underwear: Headline: Czech

FTA: Slovakian
Russian

zimbomba63: Romanian

Worst Fark geography thread ever.


OK, Mr. Details!  "From over that way."
2014-04-11 01:16:02 PM
1 votes:
Okay so we're cancelling the "cancelled Czech" jokes. Roger.
2014-04-11 12:51:08 PM
1 votes:

zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."


Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.
2014-04-11 12:41:26 PM
1 votes:

doglover: The Googles Do Nothing: I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.

You don't have to deal with their shiat, though.

You just tell them to do what they're told or it's over. Ideally these super power disparity trophy lovers aren't girlfriends, they're courtesans. Since you outrank them, and they're dependent on you for their lifestyle, you can set some basic rules for your interactions without worrying about things like price or pimps. That's like all the best parts of a relationship and a hooker, but none of the risks of either.

The powerful men have courtesans and the powerful ladies have pool boys This guy just farked it up by getting too close. He could have easily have kept things old school and everyone would be happy and alive now. Oh, to live life over again, all I'd do is sit ups and jumping jacks and move to LA with a pool skimmer and a banana hammock.


I just imagine the perfect rich guy life is a house full of dancing girls in bikinis.  Nobody knows where they came from or what their names are....sort of like FemmeBots but without the machine guns.  In this case his Femmebot turned on him.
2014-04-11 12:33:15 PM
1 votes:
And nothing of value was lost.

/Screw you, subby, for calling a Slovak a Czech. Are you illiterate, or was this deliberate bait to draw comments? To recap: Are you stupid, or just a troll?
2014-04-11 12:24:07 PM
1 votes:

Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.
2014-04-11 12:24:00 PM
1 votes:

Target Builder: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.

I can see how someone would be pissed off after getting dumped for a Real Doll.


There's a Kwame joke in here somewhere, but I'm in a meeting.
2014-04-11 12:13:58 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

Blonde to a brunette.

upgrade


On principle, I would agree with you there. However, Czech girl's roots revealed a brunette, so it was a lateral move hair color-wise.

That said, a brunette who willingly makes herself a blonde is worse than a natural blonde in my book.

Moreover, as was said above, it's hard to say what either women's natural hair color is, though Russian girl's eyebrows lead one to believe she's a natural brunette, unless she's thorough enough to dye everything.

/spending WAAAAY too much time thinking about this
//don't care
2014-04-11 12:01:02 PM
1 votes:

Another Government Employee: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.

whynotboth.jpg


He couldn't keep his head in the game.
2014-04-11 11:58:01 AM
1 votes:
The pinnacle of eurotrash
2014-04-11 11:57:56 AM
1 votes:
If you're gonna go out with a bang, this isn't a bad way.
2014-04-11 11:57:15 AM
1 votes:
I've known 4 Czech women who immigrated to the US in their teens.

2 were strippers

2 were whores who tried to marry every american man they met. (not the money taking kind but the "OMG stop giving it away to a different guy everynight, type)

That is all.
2014-04-11 11:56:23 AM
1 votes:
Twenty-four is a little past the expiration date, let's be honest.
2014-04-11 11:52:13 AM
1 votes:

Savage Bacon: groppet: Maybe a gold hummer isnt the best idea for a getaway car, except if you were in Dubai.

Still too conspicuous there. Gotta go with a white BMW.


Toyota Landcruiser with gold trim. Make sure you drive 40+ over the limit so you blend in with the Emirati crowd.
2014-04-11 11:50:08 AM
1 votes:

groppet: Maybe a gold hummer isnt the best idea for a getaway car, except if you were in Dubai.


Still too conspicuous there. Gotta go with a white BMW.
2014-04-11 11:48:17 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EdNortonsTwin: Here's the upgrade.

I'd need more pictures...

But yeah, upgrade


So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.
2014-04-11 11:46:12 AM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?


Which one, the first or second?
2014-04-11 11:36:27 AM
1 votes:
Man, lessons learned... keep the one hot crazy babe in her own country!  Go neo-muslim/ neuvo-LDS; so you can have your multi cake pieces and eat them too! Don't stick your dick in crazy; or at least where there is a 12 ga laying around!
2014-04-11 11:35:45 AM
1 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk
That's trigger on the left.

i1.mirror.co.uk

Here's the upgrade.
2014-04-11 11:25:28 AM
1 votes:
Her roots are showing.

Also, I would totally hit that garment she is using to cover her face. It is soooooo hot.
2014-04-11 11:24:16 AM
1 votes:
The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.  In Spain, the cops arriving 2 hours later, is probably considered a wild rush to the scene of the crime.
2014-04-11 11:21:24 AM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: ... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?

Here she is for your viewing pleasure
s.yimg.com
2014-04-11 08:50:25 AM
1 votes:
Isn't she a redhead?
2014-04-11 08:42:07 AM
1 votes:
The Aristocrats?
2014-04-11 08:40:50 AM
1 votes:
... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?
 
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