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(The Daily Beast)   This murder case has EVERYTHING: a multi-millionaire who dumped his 24-year-old Czech bikini model for a bimbo four years younger, sappy YouTube videos of the breakup, a shotgun killing of the guy at his mansion and a 30-hour getaway in a gold Hummer   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 27
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2014-04-11 08:40:50 AM
5 votes:
... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?
2014-04-11 11:41:14 AM
4 votes:
FTA: "Let this be a warning for rich men who have a penchant for younger women-they can be quite jealous."

Why do they tell rich men not to break up with younger women? Why don't they tell younger women not to murder rich men? Typical murder culture.
2014-04-11 11:35:45 AM
4 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk
That's trigger on the left.

i1.mirror.co.uk

Here's the upgrade.
2014-04-11 11:21:24 AM
3 votes:

Sofa King Smart: ... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?

Here she is for your viewing pleasure
s.yimg.com
2014-04-11 11:48:17 AM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EdNortonsTwin: Here's the upgrade.

I'd need more pictures...

But yeah, upgrade


So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.
2014-04-11 11:37:01 AM
2 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


I can see how someone would be pissed off after getting dumped for a Real Doll.
2014-04-11 11:36:27 AM
2 votes:
Man, lessons learned... keep the one hot crazy babe in her own country!  Go neo-muslim/ neuvo-LDS; so you can have your multi cake pieces and eat them too! Don't stick your dick in crazy; or at least where there is a 12 ga laying around!
2014-04-11 02:37:55 PM
1 votes:

IamAwake: Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.


You are confusing Init with AC.  With initiative, higher was always better.  Pre 3.0, AC was screwy, with lower being "better".
2014-04-11 12:51:17 PM
1 votes:

IamAwake: Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.


Not in D20
2014-04-11 12:33:56 PM
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.


You don't have to deal with their shiat, though.

You just tell them to do what they're told or it's over. Ideally these super power disparity trophy lovers aren't girlfriends, they're courtesans. Since you outrank them, and they're dependent on you for their lifestyle, you can set some basic rules for your interactions without worrying about things like price or pimps. That's like all the best parts of a relationship and a hooker, but none of the risks of either.

The powerful men have courtesans and the powerful ladies have pool boys This guy just farked it up by getting too close. He could have easily have kept things old school and everyone would be happy and alive now. Oh, to live life over again, all I'd do is sit ups and jumping jacks and move to LA with a pool skimmer and a banana hammock.
2014-04-11 12:24:07 PM
1 votes:

Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.
2014-04-11 12:24:00 PM
1 votes:

Target Builder: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.

I can see how someone would be pissed off after getting dumped for a Real Doll.


There's a Kwame joke in here somewhere, but I'm in a meeting.
2014-04-11 12:19:07 PM
1 votes:
I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.
2014-04-11 12:13:58 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

Blonde to a brunette.

upgrade


On principle, I would agree with you there. However, Czech girl's roots revealed a brunette, so it was a lateral move hair color-wise.

That said, a brunette who willingly makes herself a blonde is worse than a natural blonde in my book.

Moreover, as was said above, it's hard to say what either women's natural hair color is, though Russian girl's eyebrows lead one to believe she's a natural brunette, unless she's thorough enough to dye everything.

/spending WAAAAY too much time thinking about this
//don't care
2014-04-11 12:06:18 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

Blonde Real haircolor indeterminate to a brunette real haircolor indeterminate.

upgrade


FTFY
2014-04-11 12:03:10 PM
1 votes:

Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


Blonde to a brunette.

upgrade
2014-04-11 11:58:14 AM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: ... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?


Since he got his face blasted off I would say no that wasn't a very good trade on his part.
2014-04-11 11:58:02 AM
1 votes:

zimbomba63: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.

This guy had a tough life.


I'm taking that back.  A racist broadcaster ex, crazy Romanian chick and a probably crazy Russian chick, this guy was juggling nitro blindfolded.
2014-04-11 11:54:06 AM
1 votes:
1 %er problems
2014-04-11 11:51:52 AM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?


Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."
2014-04-11 11:50:08 AM
1 votes:

groppet: Maybe a gold hummer isnt the best idea for a getaway car, except if you were in Dubai.


Still too conspicuous there. Gotta go with a white BMW.
2014-04-11 11:39:34 AM
1 votes:

Cybernetic: zimbomba63: The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.

Yeah, TWO shotgun blasts to the head, at fairly close range, is probably one more than was actually necessary to kill the guy.


Zombie... had to be sure
2014-04-11 11:37:21 AM
1 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: Here's the upgrade.


I'd need more pictures...

But yeah, upgrade
2014-04-11 11:26:07 AM
1 votes:
They both look as tho they deserve each other, shotgun & prison sentence and all.
2014-04-11 11:25:28 AM
1 votes:
Her roots are showing.

Also, I would totally hit that garment she is using to cover her face. It is soooooo hot.
2014-04-11 11:24:16 AM
1 votes:
The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.  In Spain, the cops arriving 2 hours later, is probably considered a wild rush to the scene of the crime.
2014-04-11 11:20:25 AM
1 votes:
archive.longislandpress.com


The couple in happier days.
 
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