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(The Daily Beast)   This murder case has EVERYTHING: a multi-millionaire who dumped his 24-year-old Czech bikini model for a bimbo four years younger, sappy YouTube videos of the breakup, a shotgun killing of the guy at his mansion and a 30-hour getaway in a gold Hummer   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 88
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2014-04-11 08:40:50 AM
... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?
 
2014-04-11 08:42:07 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-04-11 08:50:25 AM
Isn't she a redhead?
 
2014-04-11 09:27:52 AM
Everything?

pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-11 10:09:17 AM

Sofa King Smart: how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?


Well, considering the ex's crazy factor I'm going to guess she's super hot, but I'd say he made a good trade considering she SHOT HIM.
 
2014-04-11 11:16:50 AM
Maybe a gold hummer isnt the best idea for a getaway car, except if you were in Dubai.
 
2014-04-11 11:20:25 AM
archive.longislandpress.com


The couple in happier days.
 
2014-04-11 11:20:52 AM
Crazy hot
 
2014-04-11 11:21:08 AM
Should be a killer movie.
 
2014-04-11 11:21:24 AM

Sofa King Smart: ... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?

Here she is for your viewing pleasure
s.yimg.com
 
2014-04-11 11:24:16 AM
The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.  In Spain, the cops arriving 2 hours later, is probably considered a wild rush to the scene of the crime.
 
2014-04-11 11:25:28 AM
Her roots are showing.

Also, I would totally hit that garment she is using to cover her face. It is soooooo hot.
 
2014-04-11 11:26:05 AM

drongozone: Sofa King Smart: ... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?
Here she is for your viewing pleasure


Yechh. No, really. Which also explains why he had a gold Hummer. Gobs of money =/= good taste.

/mostly those sharp knees
//not really; repulsive is repulsive
 
2014-04-11 11:26:07 AM
They both look as tho they deserve each other, shotgun & prison sentence and all.
 
2014-04-11 11:26:32 AM
The article doesn't mention midgets, subby. Where's the midgets?  Show me the midgets.

Everything...pppffffttt. Yeah, right.
 
2014-04-11 11:29:16 AM
Where's the 30 hour YouTube video of the hummer the bikini model gave?
 
2014-04-11 11:29:25 AM
I like the next story on the page --

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 11:34:34 AM
He traded in a 24 for a 20, this blows my mind and his.
 
2014-04-11 11:35:45 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.
 
2014-04-11 11:36:27 AM
Man, lessons learned... keep the one hot crazy babe in her own country!  Go neo-muslim/ neuvo-LDS; so you can have your multi cake pieces and eat them too! Don't stick your dick in crazy; or at least where there is a 12 ga laying around!
 
2014-04-11 11:37:01 AM

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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I can see how someone would be pissed off after getting dumped for a Real Doll.
 
2014-04-11 11:37:21 AM

EdNortonsTwin: Here's the upgrade.


I'd need more pictures...

But yeah, upgrade
 
2014-04-11 11:37:29 AM

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.


This guy had a tough life.
 
2014-04-11 11:37:55 AM

zimbomba63: The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.


Yeah, TWO shotgun blasts to the head, at fairly close range, is probably one more than was actually necessary to kill the guy.
 
2014-04-11 11:39:34 AM

Cybernetic: zimbomba63: The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.

Yeah, TWO shotgun blasts to the head, at fairly close range, is probably one more than was actually necessary to kill the guy.


Zombie... had to be sure
 
2014-04-11 11:41:14 AM
FTA: "Let this be a warning for rich men who have a penchant for younger women-they can be quite jealous."

Why do they tell rich men not to break up with younger women? Why don't they tell younger women not to murder rich men? Typical murder culture.
 
2014-04-11 11:42:31 AM
Are they sure it wasn't suicide?
 
2014-04-11 11:43:21 AM
Pictures of Spanish police towing away the a Ferrari and Porsche that were apparently licensed to Bush away for forensic testing made headline news after the murder.

This sentence made my head hurt.
 
2014-04-11 11:46:12 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?


Which one, the first or second?
 
2014-04-11 11:47:59 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-04-11 11:48:17 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EdNortonsTwin: Here's the upgrade.

I'd need more pictures...

But yeah, upgrade


So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.
 
2014-04-11 11:49:32 AM

H31N0US: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Which one, the first or second?


Both.  Better yet are they sure the accomplice isn't the 20yo.
 
2014-04-11 11:50:08 AM

groppet: Maybe a gold hummer isnt the best idea for a getaway car, except if you were in Dubai.


Still too conspicuous there. Gotta go with a white BMW.
 
2014-04-11 11:50:24 AM
My favorite part was that some of the 'details' "were filled in later by Bush's ex-wife, Sam Mason, a radio presenter in her mid-40s who was famously let go by the BBC in 2008 for allegedly racist on-air remarks. On news of the shooting, she rushed to Spain with the couple's 19-year-old daughter and was briefed on the killing."
 
2014-04-11 11:51:52 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?


Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."
 
2014-04-11 11:52:13 AM

Savage Bacon: groppet: Maybe a gold hummer isnt the best idea for a getaway car, except if you were in Dubai.

Still too conspicuous there. Gotta go with a white BMW.


Toyota Landcruiser with gold trim. Make sure you drive 40+ over the limit so you blend in with the Emirati crowd.
 
2014-04-11 11:54:06 AM
1 %er problems
 
2014-04-11 11:54:58 AM
Dummy he should have never bought just rented.
 
2014-04-11 11:56:23 AM
Twenty-four is a little past the expiration date, let's be honest.
 
2014-04-11 11:56:41 AM

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-04-11 11:57:15 AM
I've known 4 Czech women who immigrated to the US in their teens.

2 were strippers

2 were whores who tried to marry every american man they met. (not the money taking kind but the "OMG stop giving it away to a different guy everynight, type)

That is all.
 
2014-04-11 11:57:48 AM

zimbomba63: The article stated that there was a delay in calling for help, but, with two shotgun blasts to the head, the 2 hour wait really made no difference.  In Spain, the cops arriving 2 hours later, is probably considered a wild rush to the scene of the crime.


Indeed. They'd need to sober/wake up first.
 
2014-04-11 11:57:56 AM
If you're gonna go out with a bang, this isn't a bad way.
 
2014-04-11 11:58:01 AM
The pinnacle of eurotrash
 
2014-04-11 11:58:02 AM

zimbomba63: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.

This guy had a tough life.


I'm taking that back.  A racist broadcaster ex, crazy Romanian chick and a probably crazy Russian chick, this guy was juggling nitro blindfolded.
 
2014-04-11 11:58:14 AM

Sofa King Smart: ... and a disturbing lack of bikini model photographs...  how are we supposed to determine whether he made a good trade if we can't compare them?


Since he got his face blasted off I would say no that wasn't a very good trade on his part.
 
2014-04-11 11:59:00 AM
The movie could be called "The girl, the gold hummer and everything"
 
2014-04-11 12:01:02 PM

Another Government Employee: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.

whynotboth.jpg


He couldn't keep his head in the game.
 
2014-04-11 12:02:08 PM
My favorite part of the article, "but by then he was quite dead."  Not just dead, quite dead.
 
2014-04-11 12:03:10 PM

Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


Blonde to a brunette.

upgrade
 
2014-04-11 12:04:22 PM
How'd she hide the shotgun under her bikini?
 
2014-04-11 12:06:09 PM
Headline: Czech

FTA: Slovakian
Russian


zimbomba63: Romanian


Worst Fark geography thread ever.
 
2014-04-11 12:06:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

Blonde Real haircolor indeterminate to a brunette real haircolor indeterminate.

upgrade


FTFY
 
2014-04-11 12:13:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

Blonde to a brunette.

upgrade


On principle, I would agree with you there. However, Czech girl's roots revealed a brunette, so it was a lateral move hair color-wise.

That said, a brunette who willingly makes herself a blonde is worse than a natural blonde in my book.

Moreover, as was said above, it's hard to say what either women's natural hair color is, though Russian girl's eyebrows lead one to believe she's a natural brunette, unless she's thorough enough to dye everything.

/spending WAAAAY too much time thinking about this
//don't care
 
2014-04-11 12:14:48 PM

tnpir: Everything?

[pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com image 200x150]


My first immediate thought after reading the headline as well.

Stefan would be an upgrade to either of those women.
 
2014-04-11 12:19:07 PM
I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.
 
2014-04-11 12:21:19 PM

Savage Bacon: /spending WAAAAY too much time thinking about this
//don't care


I spend a good percentage of my time thinking of women. I care a lot.
 
2014-04-11 12:24:00 PM

Target Builder: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

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Here's the upgrade.

I can see how someone would be pissed off after getting dumped for a Real Doll.


There's a Kwame joke in here somewhere, but I'm in a meeting.
 
2014-04-11 12:24:07 PM

Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.
 
2014-04-11 12:33:15 PM
And nothing of value was lost.

/Screw you, subby, for calling a Slovak a Czech. Are you illiterate, or was this deliberate bait to draw comments? To recap: Are you stupid, or just a troll?
 
2014-04-11 12:33:56 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.


You don't have to deal with their shiat, though.

You just tell them to do what they're told or it's over. Ideally these super power disparity trophy lovers aren't girlfriends, they're courtesans. Since you outrank them, and they're dependent on you for their lifestyle, you can set some basic rules for your interactions without worrying about things like price or pimps. That's like all the best parts of a relationship and a hooker, but none of the risks of either.

The powerful men have courtesans and the powerful ladies have pool boys This guy just farked it up by getting too close. He could have easily have kept things old school and everyone would be happy and alive now. Oh, to live life over again, all I'd do is sit ups and jumping jacks and move to LA with a pool skimmer and a banana hammock.
 
2014-04-11 12:37:43 PM

LazyMedia: And nothing of value was lost.

/Screw you, subby, for calling a Slovak a Czech. Are you illiterate, or was this deliberate bait to draw comments? To recap: Are you stupid, or just a troll?


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-11 12:40:35 PM
Noticeably ascent, Subby:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 12:41:26 PM

doglover: The Googles Do Nothing: I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.

You don't have to deal with their shiat, though.

You just tell them to do what they're told or it's over. Ideally these super power disparity trophy lovers aren't girlfriends, they're courtesans. Since you outrank them, and they're dependent on you for their lifestyle, you can set some basic rules for your interactions without worrying about things like price or pimps. That's like all the best parts of a relationship and a hooker, but none of the risks of either.

The powerful men have courtesans and the powerful ladies have pool boys This guy just farked it up by getting too close. He could have easily have kept things old school and everyone would be happy and alive now. Oh, to live life over again, all I'd do is sit ups and jumping jacks and move to LA with a pool skimmer and a banana hammock.


I just imagine the perfect rich guy life is a house full of dancing girls in bikinis.  Nobody knows where they came from or what their names are....sort of like FemmeBots but without the machine guns.  In this case his Femmebot turned on him.
 
2014-04-11 12:51:08 PM

zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."


Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.
 
2014-04-11 12:51:17 PM

IamAwake: Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.


Not in D20
 
2014-04-11 01:12:51 PM
Saints Row VI?
 
2014-04-11 01:16:02 PM
Okay so we're cancelling the "cancelled Czech" jokes. Roger.
 
2014-04-11 01:21:25 PM

groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide tied her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.



FTFM
 
2014-04-11 01:23:18 PM
"I fired two warning shots...into his head."

/not even a little obscure
 
2014-04-11 01:28:51 PM

groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.


People do that all the time; it's not hard. Tie the rope around your neck to something above you. Tie a slip knot around your wrists behind you and pull it tight (you do this because you want to make sure your lizard brain doesn't thwart your suicide attempt). Let your knees go slack. You'll be unconscious in seconds, dead in minutes. People hang themselves just by tying something to a doorknob, sitting on the floor and leaning over.
 
2014-04-11 01:29:26 PM

PunGent: "I fired two warning shots...into his head."

/not even a little obscure


Pop!
 
2014-04-11 01:41:44 PM

Mega Steve: Noticeably ascent, Subby:

[img.fark.net image 403x496]


I bet he stole stuff and kidnapped children
 
2014-04-11 01:45:52 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: Headline: Czech

FTA: Slovakian
Russian

zimbomba63: Romanian

Worst Fark geography thread ever.


OK, Mr. Details!  "From over that way."
 
2014-04-11 01:54:40 PM

LazyMedia: groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.

People do that all the time; it's not hard. Tie the rope around your neck to something above you. Tie a slip knot around your wrists behind you and pull it tight (you do this because you want to make sure your lizard brain doesn't thwart your suicide attempt). Let your knees go slack. You'll be unconscious in seconds, dead in minutes. People hang themselves just by tying something to a doorknob, sitting on the floor and leaning over.


You should write a "Suicide for Dummies" book.  Chapter 5 -"Drowning Yourself in the Toilet"
 
2014-04-11 01:57:37 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer


Ewww! I didn't even know he was a hooker.
 
2014-04-11 02:19:26 PM
This is how I wish 50 Shades of Grey would have ended.
 
2014-04-11 02:22:41 PM

Savage Bacon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EdNortonsTwin: Here's the upgrade.

I'd need more pictures...

But yeah, upgrade

So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


Yeah, aside from the crazy the 1st one was much better looking.
 
2014-04-11 02:37:55 PM

IamAwake: Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.


You are confusing Init with AC.  With initiative, higher was always better.  Pre 3.0, AC was screwy, with lower being "better".
 
2014-04-11 02:55:01 PM
Hey if all he wanted was to be shot in the face, he should have dated Cheney
 
2014-04-11 03:23:40 PM
i would take the slovak over the russian. russians are just crazy. slovaks are more normal, less brutalized.
 
2014-04-11 04:37:24 PM

groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.


It was his girlfriend and to be fair she was likely responsible for his young sons death a week or two before do he was a little pissed about that.
 
2014-04-11 04:37:48 PM

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


So, a Real Doll is an upgrade from an actual human being? You so crazy.
 
2014-04-11 04:41:52 PM

Father_Jack: i would take the slovak over the russian. russians are just crazy. slovaks are more normal, less brutalized.


I remember reading an article 15 years ago about Russian youth, and the whole whole tech/hacker/rave(?) culture over there. The only thing I remember was the phrase "heroic drug use".

Using the word brutalized brought that back in a flash.
 
2014-04-11 05:00:10 PM

Yaw String: Hey if all he wanted was to be shot in the face, he should have dated Cheney


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 08:05:36 PM

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


I like the paleness of the upgrade, but the murderess actually looks like a pretty, normal, attractive girl next door.

Also who doesn't change passcodes/locks after dumping someone who knows/has them?
 
2014-04-11 09:02:02 PM

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


rcdn.audioreview.com
 
2014-04-12 04:11:56 AM
EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


Is that a mannequin in the second one or perhaps that crazy 'Alien Barbie' chick in between surgeries?
 
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