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(The Daily Beast)   This murder case has EVERYTHING: a multi-millionaire who dumped his 24-year-old Czech bikini model for a bimbo four years younger, sappy YouTube videos of the breakup, a shotgun killing of the guy at his mansion and a 30-hour getaway in a gold Hummer   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 87
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2014-04-11 12:06:09 PM  
Headline: Czech

FTA: Slovakian
Russian


zimbomba63: Romanian


Worst Fark geography thread ever.
 
2014-04-11 12:06:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

Blonde Real haircolor indeterminate to a brunette real haircolor indeterminate.

upgrade


FTFY
 
2014-04-11 12:13:58 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Savage Bacon: So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

Blonde to a brunette.

upgrade


On principle, I would agree with you there. However, Czech girl's roots revealed a brunette, so it was a lateral move hair color-wise.

That said, a brunette who willingly makes herself a blonde is worse than a natural blonde in my book.

Moreover, as was said above, it's hard to say what either women's natural hair color is, though Russian girl's eyebrows lead one to believe she's a natural brunette, unless she's thorough enough to dye everything.

/spending WAAAAY too much time thinking about this
//don't care
 
2014-04-11 12:14:48 PM  

tnpir: Everything?

[pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com image 200x150]


My first immediate thought after reading the headline as well.

Stefan would be an upgrade to either of those women.
 
2014-04-11 12:19:07 PM  
I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.
 
2014-04-11 12:21:19 PM  

Savage Bacon: /spending WAAAAY too much time thinking about this
//don't care


I spend a good percentage of my time thinking of women. I care a lot.
 
2014-04-11 12:24:00 PM  

Target Builder: EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.

I can see how someone would be pissed off after getting dumped for a Real Doll.


There's a Kwame joke in here somewhere, but I'm in a meeting.
 
2014-04-11 12:24:07 PM  

Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.
 
2014-04-11 12:33:15 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.

/Screw you, subby, for calling a Slovak a Czech. Are you illiterate, or was this deliberate bait to draw comments? To recap: Are you stupid, or just a troll?
 
2014-04-11 12:33:56 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.


You don't have to deal with their shiat, though.

You just tell them to do what they're told or it's over. Ideally these super power disparity trophy lovers aren't girlfriends, they're courtesans. Since you outrank them, and they're dependent on you for their lifestyle, you can set some basic rules for your interactions without worrying about things like price or pimps. That's like all the best parts of a relationship and a hooker, but none of the risks of either.

The powerful men have courtesans and the powerful ladies have pool boys This guy just farked it up by getting too close. He could have easily have kept things old school and everyone would be happy and alive now. Oh, to live life over again, all I'd do is sit ups and jumping jacks and move to LA with a pool skimmer and a banana hammock.
 
2014-04-11 12:37:43 PM  

LazyMedia: And nothing of value was lost.

/Screw you, subby, for calling a Slovak a Czech. Are you illiterate, or was this deliberate bait to draw comments? To recap: Are you stupid, or just a troll?


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-11 12:40:35 PM  
Noticeably ascent, Subby:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 12:41:26 PM  

doglover: The Googles Do Nothing: I'm 40.  I couldn't deal with a 24 year old woman's shiat every day let alone a 20 year old's.  It would drive me nuts.  If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer.  They leave when you no longer need them and you don't have to deal with the craziness.

You don't have to deal with their shiat, though.

You just tell them to do what they're told or it's over. Ideally these super power disparity trophy lovers aren't girlfriends, they're courtesans. Since you outrank them, and they're dependent on you for their lifestyle, you can set some basic rules for your interactions without worrying about things like price or pimps. That's like all the best parts of a relationship and a hooker, but none of the risks of either.

The powerful men have courtesans and the powerful ladies have pool boys This guy just farked it up by getting too close. He could have easily have kept things old school and everyone would be happy and alive now. Oh, to live life over again, all I'd do is sit ups and jumping jacks and move to LA with a pool skimmer and a banana hammock.


I just imagine the perfect rich guy life is a house full of dancing girls in bikinis.  Nobody knows where they came from or what their names are....sort of like FemmeBots but without the machine guns.  In this case his Femmebot turned on him.
 
2014-04-11 12:51:08 PM  

zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."


Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.
 
2014-04-11 12:51:17 PM  

IamAwake: Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.


Not in D20
 
2014-04-11 01:12:51 PM  
Saints Row VI?
 
2014-04-11 01:16:02 PM  
Okay so we're cancelling the "cancelled Czech" jokes. Roger.
 
2014-04-11 01:21:25 PM  

groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide tied her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.



FTFM
 
2014-04-11 01:23:18 PM  
"I fired two warning shots...into his head."

/not even a little obscure
 
2014-04-11 01:28:51 PM  

groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.


People do that all the time; it's not hard. Tie the rope around your neck to something above you. Tie a slip knot around your wrists behind you and pull it tight (you do this because you want to make sure your lizard brain doesn't thwart your suicide attempt). Let your knees go slack. You'll be unconscious in seconds, dead in minutes. People hang themselves just by tying something to a doorknob, sitting on the floor and leaning over.
 
2014-04-11 01:29:26 PM  

PunGent: "I fired two warning shots...into his head."

/not even a little obscure


Pop!
 
2014-04-11 01:41:44 PM  

Mega Steve: Noticeably ascent, Subby:

[img.fark.net image 403x496]


I bet he stole stuff and kidnapped children
 
2014-04-11 01:45:52 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Headline: Czech

FTA: Slovakian
Russian

zimbomba63: Romanian

Worst Fark geography thread ever.


OK, Mr. Details!  "From over that way."
 
2014-04-11 01:54:40 PM  

LazyMedia: groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.

People do that all the time; it's not hard. Tie the rope around your neck to something above you. Tie a slip knot around your wrists behind you and pull it tight (you do this because you want to make sure your lizard brain doesn't thwart your suicide attempt). Let your knees go slack. You'll be unconscious in seconds, dead in minutes. People hang themselves just by tying something to a doorknob, sitting on the floor and leaning over.


You should write a "Suicide for Dummies" book.  Chapter 5 -"Drowning Yourself in the Toilet"
 
2014-04-11 01:57:37 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: If you are rich and want to bang hot young broads just hire high end hookers like Eliot Spitzer


Ewww! I didn't even know he was a hooker.
 
2014-04-11 02:19:26 PM  
This is how I wish 50 Shades of Grey would have ended.
 
2014-04-11 02:22:41 PM  

Savage Bacon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EdNortonsTwin: Here's the upgrade.

I'd need more pictures...

But yeah, upgrade

So, going from a physically normal looking 24-year-old to a 20-year-old with Botoxed lips and probable plastic surgery is an upgrade now? IMO, he just upgraded to more crazy, which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.


Yeah, aside from the crazy the 1st one was much better looking.
 
2014-04-11 02:37:55 PM  

IamAwake: Savage Bacon: which he would've discovered had Original Crazy not rolled 20 on initiative and given him both barrels to the face.

in initiative rolls, lower is better.  just sayin.


You are confusing Init with AC.  With initiative, higher was always better.  Pre 3.0, AC was screwy, with lower being "better".
 
2014-04-11 02:55:01 PM  
Hey if all he wanted was to be shot in the face, he should have dated Cheney
 
2014-04-11 03:23:40 PM  
i would take the slovak over the russian. russians are just crazy. slovaks are more normal, less brutalized.
 
2014-04-11 04:37:24 PM  

groppet: zimbomba63: Sin_City_Superhero: Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

Ah, the old, "He committed suicide with multiple shots to the head, pausing only once to reload."

Hey remember not to long ago that rich guys wife hung herself after she tide her hands. Rich people got mad magical powers, thats how they create jobs.


It was his girlfriend and to be fair she was likely responsible for his young sons death a week or two before do he was a little pissed about that.
 
2014-04-11 04:37:48 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


So, a Real Doll is an upgrade from an actual human being? You so crazy.
 
2014-04-11 04:41:52 PM  

Father_Jack: i would take the slovak over the russian. russians are just crazy. slovaks are more normal, less brutalized.


I remember reading an article 15 years ago about Russian youth, and the whole whole tech/hacker/rave(?) culture over there. The only thing I remember was the phrase "heroic drug use".

Using the word brutalized brought that back in a flash.
 
2014-04-11 05:00:10 PM  

Yaw String: Hey if all he wanted was to be shot in the face, he should have dated Cheney


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 08:05:36 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


I like the paleness of the upgrade, but the murderess actually looks like a pretty, normal, attractive girl next door.

Also who doesn't change passcodes/locks after dumping someone who knows/has them?
 
2014-04-11 09:02:02 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


rcdn.audioreview.com
 
2014-04-12 04:11:56 AM  
EdNortonsTwin: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]
That's trigger on the left.

[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x821]

Here's the upgrade.


Is that a mannequin in the second one or perhaps that crazy 'Alien Barbie' chick in between surgeries?
 
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