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(Yahoo)   Daughter of clown car wants to be a clown car too. This is like the Arkansas version of Kamino   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 117
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2014-04-11 10:30:13 AM  
I'll help.
 
2014-04-11 10:45:45 AM  
Oh good grief.
 
2014-04-11 11:00:33 AM  
"Both of us want as many kids as God will give us"

He's not gong to give you any, dumbass.  It's just little old you boning your wife that does the trick.

/these people are allowed to procreate?
 
2014-04-11 11:36:46 AM  
If you go that all 19 kids get married and assume 19 for each child after that.... in three generations after this first generation of 19, their direct family tree from Bob Duggar would be at a bit over 130k people... they could themselves be a fairly decent sized town.

Of course, after awhile without doing massive incest, you have to be bringing in 1,000's of other people who want to go down that road with them as a partner to pull that off (almost 7,000 spouses to pull off the 3rd generation after) .... which will be probably the (fortunate) blocking point with that plan.... I just don't believe there is that big of a "quiverful" movement out there.
 
2014-04-11 11:44:44 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: "Both of us want as many kids as God will give us"

He's not gong to give you any, dumbass.  It's just little old you boning your wife that does the trick.

/these people are allowed to procreate?



www.little-disciples.com

It's way more scary than that. Maybe-- just maybe-- the "Quiverfull" movement may be gaining traction.  If that turns out to be the case, not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies (a couple billion or more) voting for other crazy fundies who will eventually overturn constitutional law and govern based on a crazy fundie interpretation of the bible.

Which can only hasten the collapse of society due to a catastrophic failure of our food/water/energy supplies due to overload and mismanagement by people with "Blind Faith."

And, of course, when the collapse comes it will all be blamed on the liberals witches.
I know I'm sounding nutty and alarmist, but, hell, just read up on the Quiverfull movement and note how few babies the intelligent people are having.
 
2014-04-11 11:50:35 AM  

Riche: read up on the Quiverfull movement and note how few babies the intelligent people are having


Jesus Christ, you are scaring the shiat out of me.
 
2014-04-11 12:08:20 PM  
so her and mom will be side by side hallways
 
2014-04-11 12:08:40 PM  

dletter: If you go that all 19 kids get married and assume 19 for each child after that.... in three generations after this first generation of 19, their direct family tree from Bob Duggar would be at a bit over 130k people... they could themselves be a fairly decent sized town.

Of course, after awhile without doing massive incest, you have to be bringing in 1,000's of other people who want to go down that road with them as a partner to pull that off (almost 7,000 spouses to pull off the 3rd generation after) .... which will be probably the (fortunate) blocking point with that plan.... I just don't believe there is that big of a "quiverful" movement out there.


Not Yet.

/Waiting for one to be called Clevon.
 
2014-04-11 12:08:57 PM  
(Poor bastard).
 
2014-04-11 12:09:02 PM  
Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are waiting until their wedding to share their first kiss

I hope Jill is prepared to be responsible for her own orgasm.
 
2014-04-11 12:10:54 PM  
Well smart people better start making intergalactic ships now so they can GTFO before they get thrown into jail for witchcraft or for being a heritic.
 
2014-04-11 12:11:06 PM  

Riche: Marcus Aurelius: "Both of us want as many kids as God will give us"

He's not gong to give you any, dumbass.  It's just little old you boning your wife that does the trick.

/these people are allowed to procreate?


It's way more scary than that. Maybe-- just maybe-- the "Quiverfull" movement may be gaining traction.  If that turns out to be the case, not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies (a couple billion or more) voting for other crazy fundies who will eventually overturn constitutional law and govern based on a crazy fundie interpretation of the bible.

Which can only hasten the collapse of society due to a catastrophic failure of our food/water/energy supplies due to overload and mismanagement by people with "Blind Faith."

And, of course, when the collapse comes it will all be blamed on the liberals witches.
I know I'm sounding nutty and alarmist, but, hell, just read up on the Quiverfull movement and note how few babies the intelligent people are having.


You need to stop watching reruns of Escape From LA. In fact, stop the late-night cable altogether and get some sleep. You'll find the world gets a little less green-sky-and-purple-trees.
 
2014-04-11 12:11:30 PM  
Archie Goodwin:

/Waiting for one to be called Clevon.

I think they already know where the white wimmin at.
 
2014-04-11 12:12:21 PM  

groppet: Well smart people better start making intergalactic ships now so they can GTFO before they get thrown into jail for witchcraft or for being a heritic.


You used the correct pronoun at least.
 
2014-04-11 12:12:35 PM  

Riche: not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies


Do you maintain every one of your parents' political, religious, and cultural beliefs?
 
2014-04-11 12:12:36 PM  
img.fark.net

And weirdly, I just watched the episode of Clone Wars where the senate approved the production of more clones...
 
2014-04-11 12:12:58 PM  
No mention of what this guy does for a living, I notice. Can he actually afford as many children as "god" has his hot little fiancée crap out, or are they going to be another charity case for some local church to fawn over?
 
2014-04-11 12:13:12 PM  
pffft. no worries.
The smart people are busy converting all the work to machine.
Once that is done the owners will starve these people out.
yes, they will get the rest of us too, but it's a small price to pay.
 
2014-04-11 12:13:43 PM  
They look like they are methheads.
 
2014-04-11 12:14:27 PM  
 
2014-04-11 12:15:02 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: No mention of what this guy does for a living, I notice. Can he actually afford as many children as "god" has his hot little fiancée crap out, or are they going to be another charity case for some local church to fawn over?


Once Peak Duggar hits the basic cable money will dry up and D-Rock will end up shooting himself.
 
2014-04-11 12:15:12 PM  

jst3p: Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are waiting until their wedding to share their first kiss

I hope Jill is prepared to be responsible for her own orgasm.


Among other things.
 
2014-04-11 12:15:29 PM  

Riche: not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies


I am not worried.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-11 12:17:01 PM  

UberDave: And weirdly, I just watched the episode of Clone Wars where the senate approved the production of more clones...


Say what you will about Palpatine's Senate/Empire and his Sith machinations, it's still a more effective governing body than the current House of Representatives.
 
2014-04-11 12:17:45 PM  

StopLurkListen: Riche: not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies

Do you maintain every one of your parents' political, religious, and cultural beliefs?


Was he raised in an oppressive cult-like atmosphere that uses heavy amounts of aversion therapy on the children from the moment they can crawl?

Was everything he knew in life tied up to a family and culture that would likely exile him for going against their ways, such that any significant bucking of those political, religious, and cultural beliefs would mean a complete restarting of his life?

No? Then there is no point in comparing Riche to a Duggar, is there?
 
2014-04-11 12:19:04 PM  

jst3p: Riche: not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies

I am not worried.

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Mmmhmmm... See that growth in "none"? It's not a RELIGION, it's a RELATIONSHIP!!!
 
2014-04-11 12:19:47 PM  
I wonder if she is dumb enough that someone could convince her she had to suck the sperm out to get preggers.
 
2014-04-11 12:20:35 PM  
"My parents have kept popping them out so we'll see how [our] fertility is!"

Clearly she's had the sex talk!
 
2014-04-11 12:21:34 PM  
"Both of us want as many kids as God will give us and we've talked about adoption," Jill told ABC News.

Good for them.
 
2014-04-11 12:22:38 PM  
Oh goodie!
Another Duggar hate thread!

I will just sit over here and watch the hate roll by.

*waving
 
2014-04-11 12:23:01 PM  

E5bie: jst3p: Riche: not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies

I am not worried.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Mmmhmmm... See that growth in "none"? It's not a RELIGION, it's a RELATIONSHIP!!!


Or it could just be that atheists are less afraid of admitting to being atheists than we were 20-30 years ago and are now coming out of the closet.
 
2014-04-11 12:23:55 PM  

jst3p: Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are waiting until their wedding to share their first kiss

I hope Jill is prepared to be responsible for her own orgasm.


Good Christian women don't have orgasms. Enjoying sex is just a short step away from being a total slut who uses birth control and stuff.
 
2014-04-11 12:24:11 PM  
The brainless whore doesn't fall far from the brainless whore tree. Hope her sperm donor has the same connections in town that her dad does. There's no way they're going to be able to pay for "as many kids as god will give them" without everybody else's help, just like with her parents and their "church."
 
2014-04-11 12:24:37 PM  

King Something: E5bie: jst3p: Riche: not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies

I am not worried.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Mmmhmmm... See that growth in "none"? It's not a RELIGION, it's a RELATIONSHIP!!!

Or it could just be that atheists are less afraid of admitting to being atheists than we were 20-30 years ago and are now coming out of the closet.


I think that it has more to do with the popularity of the internet. The more time people spend on the internet (exposed to information) the easier it is to see that bullshiat is bullshiat.
 
2014-04-11 12:29:39 PM  

E5bie: jst3p: Riche: not too many generations from now America will be stuffed to the gills with crazy fundies

I am not worried.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Mmmhmmm... See that growth in "none"? It's not a RELIGION, it's a RELATIONSHIP!!!

i160.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-11 12:30:14 PM  
Been on the politics tab too long. I honestly thought this was about one of the Palin kids.
 
2014-04-11 12:33:22 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: The brainless whore doesn't fall far from the brainless whore tree. Hope her sperm donor has the same connections in town that her dad does. There's no way they're going to be able to pay for "as many kids as god will give them" without everybody else's help, just like with her parents and their "church."


Ok - this is the one part of the Duggar hate that I don't understand.  It is a well established fact that Jim Bob and Michelle had their own money before they started the show.  They owned several successful businesses which they both worked at until Michelle started having children and quit working.  Jim Bob sold many of his business ventures after the eighth child so he could stay at home and help more.  They make most of their money from rental property and leasing space for cell towers on their land.

I know that Jim Bob is a notorious cheapskate, but to imply that they are on welfare or actively seek charity is not only vile, but untrue.
As the youngest of 13 children, I can tell you that the frugality of the Duggars is nothing new to those with large families.  You have to do what you have to raise your children.  My parents were very frugal and unlike the Duggars, all 13 of us went to college.
 
2014-04-11 12:33:36 PM  
They won't be living off the government.  Don't be ridiculous.  Hurray for rugged individualism!
 
2014-04-11 12:37:25 PM  

jst3p: I think that it has more to do with the popularity of the internet. The more time people spend on the internet (exposed to information) the easier it is to see that bullshiat is bullshiat.


I'd like to believe that, I really would.
but I find that the vast majority of people just find themselves and nice echo chamber and reinforce whatever craziness they already have.
hell, just go over one tab and down there is a whole community of people that think it's perfectly normal to send each other dick pics the same way grandma used to send out greeting cards.

"Look!, it's my dick. in Nebraska. Wearing a hat. Wish you were rear! "
 
2014-04-11 12:37:47 PM  
There's a sinkhole in Arkansas, we call her mom.
 
2014-04-11 12:37:58 PM  
I'd put my squirting flower into her red afro wig.
 
2014-04-11 12:38:25 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Riche: read up on the Quiverfull movement and note how few babies the intelligent people are having

Jesus Christ, you are scaring the shiat out of me.


Intelligent people think of things lie budgets, logistics, their physical health, the health of their potential kids, and the fact that 19 kids is not farking practical.  These people are mentally ill.
 
2014-04-11 12:39:07 PM  
Riche:
I know I'm sounding nutty and alarmist, but, hell, just read up on the Quiverfull movement and note how few babies the intelligent people are having.

The larger their numbers get, the more spread out geographically and diverse in a socio-economic sense they become. Absorption into the mainstream has a moderating effect on anyone.

Even if you have all 19 children who leave the house with full intention to live and share the same lifestyle and belief system they were raised in, one of them will land a high enough paying job where they realize "ya know, I really do want to populate the earth with our likeness, but...if we stop at four children, we can afford to buy a bigger boat and take vacations every year". In essence, once they discover Republican Jesus, they'll slow down a bit.
 
2014-04-11 12:40:04 PM  
The Duggers need the O'doyle family ending.
 
2014-04-11 12:42:35 PM  
I am guessing she is gunning for a TV series like her mom, or porn.
 
2014-04-11 12:44:08 PM  
serpent_sky:
Intelligent people think of things lie budgets, logistics, their physical health, the health of their potential kids, and the fact that 19 kids is not farking practical.  These people are mentally ill.

In today's society, many people do think of these things, but not too many years ago, having as many children as possible was practical.  How else did the farm get worked?  How else did you insure that your family name was carried on?
Religious fundamentalism aside, some people have lots of children because they like big families.  Several mainstream, non-fundie religions (Catholicism and Mormonism to name two) promote large families and not using birth control.
A large family is not a sign of mental illness.
 
2014-04-11 12:45:26 PM  
And the problem continues.
 
2014-04-11 12:45:55 PM  
We need a good plague to cull the herd.  Perhaps the anti-vaxxers could be of use after all. . .
 
2014-04-11 12:47:05 PM  

Sticky Hands: jst3p: I think that it has more to do with the popularity of the internet. The more time people spend on the internet (exposed to information) the easier it is to see that bullshiat is bullshiat.

I'd like to believe that, I really would.
but I find that the vast majority of people just find themselves and nice echo chamber and reinforce whatever craziness they already have.
hell, just go over one tab and down there is a whole community of people that think it's perfectly normal to send each other dick pics the same way grandma used to send out greeting cards.

"Look!, it's my dick. in Nebraska. Wearing a hat. Wish you were rear! "


In the Sports tab?  Really?  I need to spend less time on Total Fark and visit there more often!
 
2014-04-11 12:49:21 PM  
El Kamino, with the back lined with AstroTurf.  That's real Arkansas.
 
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