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(Vice)   Since Drew is giving away TF free for the next 24, I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you ALL too kiss my ass   (vice.com) divider line 31
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2014-04-11 10:03:25 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-04-11 09:48:29 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-04-11 10:19:41 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-11 10:07:43 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-11 09:40:38 AM  
2 votes:

CarnySaur: Can I pay 5 dollars to go back to being a Fark Liter?  I'm old and easily confused by this Total Fark format.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-11 08:03:37 AM  
2 votes:
is there a way for us to distinguish between who was a TFer before today, and who was day-sponsored by Drew?

i don't want to accidentally talk to a liter in disguise.
2014-04-11 08:00:54 AM  
2 votes:
You're grammer sucks.
2014-04-11 03:33:50 PM  
1 votes:

ten foiled hats: LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all

As a liter I was kind of wondering what you TFers must think of this.  I just found out, and I'll go exploring this brave new world and all, but is this like back in the day when everyone got free HBO for the weekend* or whatever?  It was nice, but the people who already Had HBO can't have been happy with the scrolly-bar "Free HBO weekend!" running constantly.

*- when I was a kid they forgot to turn it off in half the damned town.  We all got free HBO for about three years.  CSB.


It's like a free weekend on eHarmony with ass play.
2014-04-11 02:14:54 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: "Now let's watch nonsense on Youtube and then go get some nachos."

You know how I know you don't really spend much time with your tongue in other women's butts?
2014-04-11 10:56:38 AM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 325x333]

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Goddamnit!  I was gonna post a down syndrome beauty pageant, but decided to hold back because last time I castigated a group of people in jest I was metaphorically lynched, and that group was a minority in TF.  You have balls to attack the ruling class like that.
2014-04-11 10:29:35 AM  
1 votes:

Cybernetic: kvinesknows: I love sex with goats

Question is, do they love sex with you?


Im not sure. I dont speak goat
2014-04-11 10:28:36 AM  
1 votes:
No, I'm not ready to make up yet, subby.
2014-04-11 10:19:00 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2014-04-11 10:16:27 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-11 10:14:00 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-11 10:12:58 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-11 10:10:31 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-11 10:05:30 AM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all

So the ability (or poor money management) to pay $5 a month for Total Fark, is an indicator of higher intelligence?
Good to know.


She is saying there will be no change. Just more of it
2014-04-11 09:46:42 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-11 09:44:19 AM  
1 votes:
2014-04-11 09:42:30 AM  
1 votes:
www.teamjimmyjoe.com

Where this is headed, I like it.
2014-04-11 09:36:48 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-11 09:34:51 AM  
1 votes:
Can I pay 5 dollars to go back to being a Fark Liter?  I'm old and easily confused by this Total Fark format.
2014-04-11 09:00:56 AM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Oh, we don't have to wear pants now, do we?


yes, but panties are optional...
2014-04-11 08:24:34 AM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: My gift TF runs out tomorrow, 4/12. Today is my mother's 81st birthday. Instead of drinking till dawn I went to bed before midnight. The dream I just woke up from was long and intricate and concerned exploited labor. The weather forecasts vary greatly depending on the source. And breakfast is a thin baloney & peanut butter sandwich and only 3 cookies, because my winter gain was unacceptable.


I don't know why, but I like you.
2014-04-11 08:18:01 AM  
1 votes:
Oh lawd.


myschief: No such thing as a free blowjob.


I give em for sushi.
2014-04-11 08:13:28 AM  
1 votes:
Get bent.
2014-04-11 08:06:13 AM  
1 votes:

LaurenAguilera: LOL WUT? U GRAMMAR POLICE NAO?


YEAH I AM! I gots a badge and everything.
2014-04-11 08:04:41 AM  
1 votes:

Professor Wormbog: is there a way for us to distinguish between who was a TFer before today, and who was day-sponsored by Drew?

i don't want to accidentally talk to a liter in disguise.


Just sniff them. The liters will smell like wheat.
2014-04-11 08:03:06 AM  
1 votes:
Okee Dokee, well thanks for that bitter undirected input. I'm sure we can use that constructive criticism to make this a better place for everyone.

img.fark.net


/this thing will get out of hand. It will get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it.
2014-04-11 08:01:55 AM  
1 votes:
Do the outing of Grouchmitter.
 
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