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Cybernetic: kvinesknows: I love sex with goatsQuestion is, do they love sex with you?
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's allSo the ability (or poor money management) to pay $5 a month for Total Fark, is an indicator of higher intelligence?Good to know.
SecretAgentWoman: Oh, we don't have to wear pants now, do we?
The One True TheDavid: My gift TF runs out tomorrow, 4/12. Today is my mother's 81st birthday. Instead of drinking till dawn I went to bed before midnight. The dream I just woke up from was long and intricate and concerned exploited labor. The weather forecasts vary greatly depending on the source. And breakfast is a thin baloney & peanut butter sandwich and only 3 cookies, because my winter gain was unacceptable.
myschief: No such thing as a free blowjob.
LaurenAguilera: LOL WUT? U GRAMMAR POLICE NAO?
Professor Wormbog: is there a way for us to distinguish between who was a TFer before today, and who was day-sponsored by Drew?i don't want to accidentally talk to a liter in disguise.
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