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(Vice)   Since Drew is giving away TF free for the next 24, I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you ALL too kiss my ass   (vice.com) divider line 153
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2014-04-11 10:05:30 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all

So the ability (or poor money management) to pay $5 a month for Total Fark, is an indicator of higher intelligence?
Good to know.


She is saying there will be no change. Just more of it
 
2014-04-11 10:06:35 AM  
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/chocolate starfish?
 
2014-04-11 10:07:02 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Daffydil: Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Ha ha, you got sponsored  and you didn't want it :)


no wait...'you' did that...
 
2014-04-11 10:07:43 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:10:31 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:11:13 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:12:58 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:14:00 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:15:41 AM  
How is it that this thread has almost nothing to do with the article? There is Lezbians, Butt sniffing, and analingus!!1

What the hell is this? What is wrong with you people?
 
2014-04-11 10:16:07 AM  
TotalFark!? For everyone !?
 
2014-04-11 10:16:27 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:18:22 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:19:00 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:19:41 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:20:40 AM  

kvinesknows: I love sex with goats


Question is, do they love sex with you?
 
2014-04-11 10:21:46 AM  
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2014-04-11 10:23:11 AM  
I should take a screenshot of this thread so I can see my ID with the "Total*Fark" badge. I haven't seen that since the last time somebody sponsored me.

/Which was a long time ago.
 
2014-04-11 10:24:58 AM  
img.fark.net

/Anal sex
//made in italy
 
2014-04-11 10:27:03 AM  
Now is the time for the Liter uprising against their TotalFark masters?
 
2014-04-11 10:27:47 AM  
Here's where I put my not money where my mouth is. I'm just gonna do the same shiat as always. Like I've said for years, if total fark was the norm, I'd pay for fark lite.
 
2014-04-11 10:28:36 AM  
No, I'm not ready to make up yet, subby.
 
2014-04-11 10:28:54 AM  
Well that's all my ass/anal/poop related pics I got..  that I can post anyway.

I'm sure you're all saddened that my spamming is over =)
 
2014-04-11 10:29:35 AM  

Cybernetic: kvinesknows: I love sex with goats

Question is, do they love sex with you?


Im not sure. I dont speak goat
 
2014-04-11 10:32:44 AM  
I'm not sure what I was supposed to take away from that article.  Is the author hot?  Inquiring minds need to know.
 
2014-04-11 10:53:01 AM  

WienerButt: When I worked at the hospital some guy had a stoma for his feeding tube. His bf decided to fark it and infected it with herpes.


BS. BS. BS.
Stoma do not get that big and/or adult penii do not come that skinny.
Herpes is spread skin-to-skin anyway, so it was probably just from heavy petting.
 
2014-04-11 10:56:38 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 325x333]

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Goddamnit!  I was gonna post a down syndrome beauty pageant, but decided to hold back because last time I castigated a group of people in jest I was metaphorically lynched, and that group was a minority in TF.  You have balls to attack the ruling class like that.
 
2014-04-11 11:15:30 AM  
img261.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-11 11:19:23 AM  
Still too much money.
 
2014-04-11 11:26:49 AM  

Prevailing Wind: Goddamnit!  I was gonna post a down syndrome beauty pageant, but decided to hold back because last time I castigated a group of people in jest I was metaphorically lynched, and that group was a minority in TF.  You have balls to attack the ruling class like that.


zip up...your p*ssy is showing
 
2014-04-11 11:39:32 AM  

Daffydil: Prevailing Wind: Goddamnit!  I was gonna post a down syndrome beauty pageant, but decided to hold back because last time I castigated a group of people in jest I was metaphorically lynched, and that group was a minority in TF.  You have balls to attack the ruling class like that.

zip up...your p*ssy is showing


I know!  I'm kinda ashamed for not posting something shameful.
 
2014-04-11 11:43:52 AM  
It's already gone. Sobriety came rather quickly.
 
2014-04-11 11:44:21 AM  
It's freaking me out seeing the Total Fark icon next to EVERYONE.

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-11 12:00:17 PM  
i344.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-11 12:03:37 PM  

Alfonse Gregory: I was wondering how I was magically upgraded. Thanks Drew!


yeah that makes sense i was wondering.  what the hell happened
 
2014-04-11 12:27:13 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I know!  I'm kinda ashamed for not posting something shameful.


no time like the present...
 
2014-04-11 12:35:44 PM  
cyberdistrict.com

patricjuillet.com

images.askmen.com
 
2014-04-11 12:43:58 PM  
Heck with the money; I'm not seeing anything worth the time.
/But thanks for the look see.
 
2014-04-11 12:45:18 PM  

KierzanDax:


*drooool*
 
2014-04-11 01:50:11 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, MOSS COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY GREDENZAS FOR ALL!
 
2014-04-11 02:09:05 PM  
Am I too late to the party?
 
2014-04-11 02:14:54 PM  
FTA: "Now let's watch nonsense on Youtube and then go get some nachos."

You know how I know you don't really spend much time with your tongue in other women's butts?
 
2014-04-11 03:33:50 PM  

ten foiled hats: LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all

As a liter I was kind of wondering what you TFers must think of this.  I just found out, and I'll go exploring this brave new world and all, but is this like back in the day when everyone got free HBO for the weekend* or whatever?  It was nice, but the people who already Had HBO can't have been happy with the scrolly-bar "Free HBO weekend!" running constantly.

*- when I was a kid they forgot to turn it off in half the damned town.  We all got free HBO for about three years.  CSB.


It's like a free weekend on eHarmony with ass play.
 
2014-04-11 03:57:49 PM  

CJHardin: I'm not sure what I was supposed to take away from that article.  Is the author hot?  Inquiring minds need to know.


If she is, would you want to kiss her?
 
2014-04-11 04:24:30 PM  
Well I guess if you keep your nose there long enough you can develop an appreciation for ASS smell.
I don't think I'm going to try.

Of course, the farker was really telling the TFers what for, and I really get that when it comes to the photoshops.
 
2014-04-11 04:28:23 PM  

justanothersumguy: Do gif's keep playing after you scroll down the page?  Just wondering....


Wow, that's some heavy philosophical shiat, man! Like whether falling trees make a sound with no one around to hear them... Or, whether the light stays on when you close the fridge door!
 
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2014-04-11 04:39:04 PM  
Well, seeing as I have lurked since mid 2000,  I just had to post to  see the totalfark by my name.
/bie  eip
//miss lbj
///unban he who must not be named
 
2014-04-11 06:30:31 PM  

LlamaGirl: LlamaGirl: You're  Your're grammer sucks.


Sorry, pet peeve...
 
2014-04-12 01:38:40 AM  
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2014-04-12 02:34:40 AM  
Each and every one of the below duly qualifies as NSFW:

Marilyn Monroe December 1953


Margie Harrison January 1954
Margaret Scott February 1954
Dolores Del Monte March 1954
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1954
Joanne Arnold May 1954
Margie Harrison June 1954
Neva Gilbert July 1954
Arline Hunter August 1954
Jackie Rainbow September 1954
Madeline Castle October 1954
Diane Hunter November 1954
Terry Ryan December 1954

Betty Page January 1955
Jane Mansfield February 1955
No issue was printed for March, 1955 (missed deadline)
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1955
Marguerite Empey May 1955
Eve Meyer June 1955
Janet Pilgrim July 1955 (trivia: the first two-page centerfold.)
Pat Lawler August 1955
Anne Fleming September 1955
Jean Moorehead October 1955
Barbara Cameron November 1955
Jean Pilgrim December 1955

Lynn Turner January 1956
Marguerite Empey February 1956
Marian Stafford March 1956 (trivia: the first three-page foldout)
Rusty Fisher April 1956
Marian Scott May 1956 (trivia: the first foreign-born Playmate [Born in Germany})
Gloria Walker June 1956
Alice Denham July 1956
Jonnie Nicely August 1956
Elsa Sorensen September 1956
Janet Pilgrim October 1956 (trivia: her third and final appearance. This marks the last time a Playmate made a repeat appearance. Marilyn Waltz [aka Margaret Scott] and Janet Pilgrim are tied for the most appearances [at 3 apiece]. Margie Harrison and Marguerite Empey are the only other women to appear more than once as Playmates [at two apiece].)
Betty Blue November 1956
Lisa Winters December 1956

June Blair January 1957
Sally Todd February 1957
Sandra Edwards March 1957
Gloria Windsor April 1957
Dawm Windsor May 1957
Carrie Radison June 1957
Jean Jani July 1957
Dolores Donlon August 1957
Jacquelyn Prescott September 1957
Colleen Farrington October 1957
Marlene Callahan November 1957
Linda Vargas December 1957

Elizabeth Ann Roberts, Miss January 1958. [trivia: Under current law in most US jurisdictions, publishing nude pictures of a model younger than 18 would be a felony. However, in the early years of the magazine, laws regarding corruption of a minor were less well established. Several playmates - including Nancy Crawford (April 1959), Donna Michelle (December 1963), Linda Moon (October 1966), Patti Reynolds (September 1965) and Teddi Smith (July 1960) - posed when they were seventeen. Elizabeth Ann Roberts (January 1958) - whose pictorial was called "Schoolmate Playmate" - posed when she was sixteen. Hugh Hefner and Roberts' mother were arrested as a result, but the case was subsequently dismissed because Roberts' mother had signed a statement that her daughter was eighteen before the photo shoot. She was the first Playmate born in the 1940s.]
Cheryl Kubert February 1958
Zahra Norbo March 1958
Felicia Atkins April 1958
Lari Laine May 1958
Judy Lee Tomerlin June 1958
Linné Ahlstrand July 1958
Myrna Weber August 1958
Teri Hope September 1958
Mara Corday October 1958 (a)
Pat Sheehan October 1958 (b) (trivia: first of the rare issues to have two centerfolds)
Joan Staley November 1958
Joyce Nizzari December 1958

Virginia Gordon January 1959
Eleanor Bradley February 1959
Audrey Daston March 1959
Nancy Crawford April 1959 was aged 17 when she posed; again, therefore I'm not linking her centerfold.
Cindy Fuller May 1959
Marilyn Hanold June 1959
Yvette Vickers July 1959
Clayre Peters August 1959
Marianne Gabba September 1959 (trivia: first Centerfold to fill out a data sheet)
Elaine Reynolds October 1959
Donna Lynn November 1959
Ellen Stratton December 1959 (trivia note: first Playmate of the Year)

Stella Stevens January 1960
Susie Scott February 1960
Sally Sarrell March 1960
Linda Gamble April 1960
Ginger Young May 1960
Delores Wells June 1960
Teddi Smith July 1960 was aged 17
Elaine Paul August 1960
Ann Davis September 1960
Kathy Douglas October 1960
Joni Mattis November 1960
Carol Eden December 1960 [trivia: Mother of Simone Eden (Miss February 1989). Simone's appearance marks the first time mother and daughter have appeared as Playmates]

Connie Cooper January 1961
Barbara Ann Lawford February 1961
Tonya Crews March 1961
Nancy Nielsen April 1961
Susan Kelly May 1961
Heidi Becker June 1961
Sheralee Conners July 1961
Karen Thompson August 1961
Christa Speck September 1961 [trivia:first foreign-born Playmate of the Year (1962), born August 1, 1942 in Danzig, Germany.]
Jean Cannon October 1961
Dianne Danford November 1961
Lynn Karrol December 1961

Merle Pertile January1962
Kari Knudsen February 1962
Pamela Anne Gordon March 1962 (trivia: first Canadian Playmate)
Roberta Lane April 1962
Marya Carter May 1962
Merissa Mathes June 1962
Unne Terjesen July 1962
Jan Roberts August 1962
Mickey Winters September 1962
Laura Roberts October 1962
Avis Kimble November 1962
June Cochran December 1962

Judy Monterey January 1963
Toni Ann Thomas February 1963
Adrienne Moreau March 1963
Sandra Settani April 1963
Sharon Cintron May 1963
Connie Mason June 1963
Carrie Enwright July 1963
Phyllis Sherwood August 1963
Victoria Valentino September 1963
Christine Williams October 1963
Terre Tucker November 1963
Donna Michele December 1963 was 17 at the time of her shoot.

Sharon Rogers January 1964
Nancy Jo Hooper February 1964
Nancy Scott March 1964
Ashlynn Martin April 1964
Terri Kimball May 1964
Lori Winston June 1964
Melba Ogle July 1964
China Lee August 1964 (trivia: first Chinese-American Playmate)
Astrid Schulz September 1964 (trivia: first Dutch-born Playmate)
Rosemarie Hillcrest October 1964
Kai Brendlinger November 1964
Jo Collins December 1964

Sally Duberson January 1965
Jessica St. George February 1965
Jennifer Jackson March 1965 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate)
Sue Williams April 1965 (trivia: first Playmate to get breast implants. She was also the first to commit suicide [on September 2, 1969.])
Maria McBane May 1965
Hedy Scott June 1965
Gay Collier July 1965
Lannie Balcolm August 1965
Patti Reynolds September 1965 was aged 17 when at the time of her photoshoot.
Allison Parks October 1965
Pat Russo November 1965
Dinah Willis December 1965

Judy Tyler January 1966
Melinda Windsor February 1966
Priscilla Wright March 1966
Karla Conway April 1966
Dolly Read May 1966
Kelly Burke June 1966
Tish Howard July 1966
Susan Denberg August 1966
Dianne Chandler September 1966
Linda Moon October 1966 was 17 years of age at the time of her shoot.
Lisa Baker November 1966
Susan Bernard December 1966

Surrey Marshe January 1967
Kim Farber February 1967
Fran Gerard March 1967
Gwen Wong April 1967
Anne Randall May 1967
Joey Gibson June 1967
Heather Ryan July 1967
DeDe Lind August 1967
Angela Dorian September 1967
Reagan Wilson October 1967
Kaya Christian November 1967
Lynn Winchell December 1967
 
2014-04-12 02:40:08 AM  
Nary a one is SFW:


Connie Kreski January 1968
Nancy Harwood February 1968
Michelle Hamilton March 1968
Gaye Rennie April 1968
Elizabeth Jordan May 1968
Britt Fredriksen June 1968
Melodye Prentiss July 1968
Gale Olson August 1968
Dru Hart September 1968
Majken Haugedal October 1968
Paige Young November 1968
Cynthia Myers December 1968

Leslie Bianchini January 1969
Lorrie Menconi February 1969
Kathy MacDonald March 1969
Lorna Hopper April 1969
Sally Sheffied May 1969
Helena Antonaccio June 1969
Nancy McNeil July 1969
Debbie Hooper August 1969
Shay Knuth September 1969
Jean Bell October 1969 (trivia: the first woman of African-American descent to grace the cover a few months down the line)
Claudia Jennings November 1969
Gloria Root December 1969

Jill Taylor January 1970
Linda Forsyth February 1970
Chris Koren March 1970
Barbara Hillary April 1970
Jennifer Liano May April 1970
Elaine Morton June 1970
Carol Willis July 1970
Sharon Clark August 1970
Debbie Ellison September 1970
Madeleine + Mary Collinson October 1970 (trivia: the first twins selected as Playmates)
Avis Miller November 1970
Carol Imhof December 1970

Liv Lindeland January 1971 (trivia: first Centerfold to display openly visible pubic hair)
Willy Rey February 1971
Cynthia Hall March 1971
Chris Cranston April 1971
Janice Pennington May 1971 (trivia: sister of Ann Pennington [Miss March 1976]. Ann's appearance marks the first time sisters have appeared as Playmates in separate months.
She was also one of the original "Barker's Beauties" models on The Price Is Right, serving as the show's longest-running model to date, from 1972 to 2000.)
Lieko English June 1971
Heather Van Emery July 1971
Cathy Rowland August 1971
Crystal Smith September 1971
Claire Rambeau October 1971
Danielle de Vabre November 1971
Karen Christy December 1971

Marilyn Cole January 1972 (trivia: first Playmate to pose fully frontal in her Centerfold.)
P.J. Lansing February 1972
Ellen Michaels March 1972
Vicki Peters April 1972
Deanna Baker May 1972
Debbie Davis June 1972
Carol O'Neal July 1972
Linda Summers August 1972
Susan Miller September 1972
Sharon Johansen October 1972
Lenna Sjooblom November 1972
Mercy Rooney December 1972

Miki Garcia January 1973
Cyndi Wood February 1973
Bonnie Large March 1973
Julie Woodson April 1973
Anulka Dziubinska May 1973
Ruthy Ross June 1973
Martha Smith July 1973
Phyllis Coleman August 1973
Geri Glass September 1973
Valerie Lane October 1973
Monica Tidwell November 1973 (trivia: the first Playmate to be younger than Playboy. She was born in January of 1954, when Playboy's second issue was on the newsstand.)
Christine Maddox December 1973

Nancy Cameron (front view) January 1974
Nancy Cameron (rear view) January 1974 (trivia: the only double sided Centerfold in the the mag's history; done to commemorate the mag's 20th anniversary Playmate)
Francine Parks February 1974
Pamela Zinszer March 1974
Marlene Morrow April 1974
Marilyn Lange May 1974
Sandy Johnson June 1974
Carole Vitale July 1974
Jean Manson August 1974
Kristine Hanson September 1974
Ester Cordet October 1974 (trivia: the first Hispanic-American Playmate)
Bebe Buell November 1974
Janice Raymond December 1974

Lynnda Kimball January 1975
Laura Misch February 1975
Ingeborg Sorensen March 1975
Victoria Cunningham April 1975
Bridgett Rollins May 1975
Azizi Johari June 1975
Lynn Schiller July 1975
Lillian Müller August 1975
Mesina Miller September 1975
Jill de Vries October 1975
Janet Lupo November 1975
Nancie Li Brandi December 1975

Daina House January 1976
Laura Lyons February 1976
Ann Pennington March 1976
Denise Michele April 1976
Patricia Margot McClain May 1976
Debra Peterson June 1976
Deborah Borkman July 1976
Linda Beatty August 1976
Whitney Kaine September 1976
Hope Olson October 1976
Patti McGuire November 1976
Karen Hafter December 1976

Susan Lynn Kiger January 1977 (trivia: the first [and, to date, only] Playmate to appear in a porn film [entitled Deadly Love aka Hot Nasties] before becoming a Playmate.)
Star Stowe February 1977
Nicki Thomas March 1977
Lisa Sohm April 1977
Sheila Mullen May 1977
Virve Reid June 1977
Sondra Theodore July 1977
Julia Lyndon August 1977
Debra Jo Fondren September 1977
Kristine Winder October 1977
Rita Lee November 1977
Ashley Cox December 1977

Debra Jensen January 1978
Janis Schmitt February 1978
Christina Smith March 1978
Pamela Jean Bryant April 1978
Kathryn Morrison May 1978
Gail Stanton June 1978
Karen Morton July 1978
Vicki Witt August 1978
Rosanne Katon September 1978
Marcy Hanson October 1978
Monique St. Pierre November 1978
Janet Quist December 1978

Candy Loving January 1979
Lee Ann Michelle February 1979
Denise McConnell March 1979
Missy Cleveland April 1979
Michele Drake May 1979
Louann Fernald June 1979
Dorothy Mays July 1979
Dorothy Stratten August 1979
Vicki McCarty September 1979
Ursula Buchfellner October 1979
Sylvie Garant November 1979
Candace Collins December 1979

Gig Gangel January 1980
Sandy Cagle February 1980
Henriette Allais March 1980
Liz Glazowski April 1980
Martha Thomsen May 1980
Ola Rey June 1980
Teri Peterson July 1980
Victoria Cooke August 1980
Lisa Welch September 1980
Mardi Jacquet October 1980
Jeana Tomasino November 1980
Terri Welles December 1980

Karen Price January 1981
Vickie Lynn Lasseter February 1981
Kymberly Herrin March 1981
Lorraine Michaels April 1981
Gina Goldberg May 1981
Cathy Larmouth June 1981
Heidi Sorenson July 1981
Debbie Boostrom August 1981
Susan Smith September 1981
Kelly Tough October 1981
Shannon Tweed November 1981
Patricia Farinelli December 1981

Kimberly McArthur January 1982
Anne-Marie Fox February 1982
Karen Witter March 1982
Linda Rhys Vaughn April 1982
Kym Malin May 1982
Lourdes Estores June 1982
Lynda Weismeier July 1982
Cathy St. George August 1982
Connie Brighton September 1982
Marianne Gravatte October 1982
Marlene Janssen November 1982
Charlotte Kemp December 1982
 
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