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(Vice)   Since Drew is giving away TF free for the next 24, I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you ALL too kiss my ass   (vice.com) divider line 153
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2014-04-11 08:30:26 AM  
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
 
2014-04-11 08:32:48 AM  

lockers: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE


THE WORST KIND
 
2014-04-11 08:33:42 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: Okee Dokee, well thanks for that bitter undirected input. I'm sure we can use that constructive criticism to make this a better place for everyone.

[img.fark.net image 500x210]



Hi! I'm going to punch you now. Hold still! Here it comes!
 
2014-04-11 08:35:58 AM  

skybreaker: HAHA DAVID IS A COCKSUCKER


you wrote that down for future reference didn't you?
 
2014-04-11 08:39:18 AM  
I'm surprised you're even in this queue, since TFD is a pace full of meanies and assholes.
 
2014-04-11 08:39:31 AM  

Daffydil: skybreaker: HAHA DAVID IS A COCKSUCKER

you wrote that down for future reference didn't you?


No, that dude is a f*cking weirdo.
 
2014-04-11 08:41:15 AM  
Oh you guys...and gals...and Tinman
 
2014-04-11 08:42:57 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 08:44:47 AM  

Wake Up Sheeple: Shakespeare's Monkey: Okee Dokee, well thanks for that bitter undirected input. I'm sure we can use that constructive criticism to make this a better place for everyone.

[img.fark.net image 500x210]


Hi! I'm going to punch you now. Hold still! Here it comes!


That's the movies for ya. You can even crash through a window and never get a single cut.
 
2014-04-11 08:45:00 AM  

skybreaker: No, that dude is a f*cking weirdo.


*nudge, nudge - wink, wink*
 
2014-04-11 08:46:00 AM  

myschief: [img.fark.net image 204x204]


Is that your schtick today?
 
2014-04-11 08:47:21 AM  

LlamaGirl: myschief: [img.fark.net image 204x204]

Is that your schtick today?


No.  I will just be my normal dumbass self.
 
2014-04-11 08:47:32 AM  

Daffydil: skybreaker: No, that dude is a f*cking weirdo.

*nudge, nudge - wink, wink*


No really, he's creepy and has made way too many allusions to being attracted to girls under 14.
 
2014-04-11 08:50:00 AM  

brightestfell: ***runs through thread screaming and throwing Oreo cookies.****


god damn you have to do that in cyberspace too? real life isn't bad enough??!?
 
2014-04-11 08:52:18 AM  
Oh, we don't have to wear pants now, do we?
 
2014-04-11 09:00:56 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Oh, we don't have to wear pants now, do we?


yes, but panties are optional...
 
2014-04-11 09:30:52 AM  
*scratches balls*
 
2014-04-11 09:34:47 AM  
Do gif's keep playing after you scroll down the page?  Just wondering....
 
2014-04-11 09:34:51 AM  
Can I pay 5 dollars to go back to being a Fark Liter?  I'm old and easily confused by this Total Fark format.
 
2014-04-11 09:36:30 AM  

skybreaker: Daffydil: skybreaker: No, that dude is a f*cking weirdo.

*nudge, nudge - wink, wink*

No really, he's creepy and has made way too many allusions to being attracted to girls under 14.


Is that wrong?
 
2014-04-11 09:36:48 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 09:36:48 AM  
...You all too kiss my ass

/What is wrong with this sentence?
 
2014-04-11 09:36:55 AM  
I love sex with goats
 
2014-04-11 09:37:43 AM  
If someone sponsors me I promise to send nudes.
 
2014-04-11 09:39:16 AM  

LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all


As a liter I was kind of wondering what you TFers must think of this.  I just found out, and I'll go exploring this brave new world and all, but is this like back in the day when everyone got free HBO for the weekend* or whatever?  It was nice, but the people who already Had HBO can't have been happy with the scrolly-bar "Free HBO weekend!" running constantly.

*- when I was a kid they forgot to turn it off in half the damned town.  We all got free HBO for about three years.  CSB.
 
2014-04-11 09:40:13 AM  
*takes a look in this thread out of morbid curiosity, shakes head sadly and leaves*
 
2014-04-11 09:40:38 AM  

CarnySaur: Can I pay 5 dollars to go back to being a Fark Liter?  I'm old and easily confused by this Total Fark format.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-11 09:41:27 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-11 09:41:43 AM  

Cold_Sassy: ...You all too kiss my ass

/What is wrong with this sentence?


yep, that's what lack of sleep and a free trip to TFD will do for a person...
 
2014-04-11 09:42:30 AM  
www.teamjimmyjoe.com

Where this is headed, I like it.
 
2014-04-11 09:42:55 AM  
I feel dirty now
 
2014-04-11 09:44:12 AM  
I didn't have enough time for TF when I paid for it, so even though it's "free" for a day, I have not magically gained more time in my day.  Thanks Drew, I do appreciate the gesture.
 
2014-04-11 09:44:19 AM  
 
2014-04-11 09:45:09 AM  
I'm Farkitus! We're all Farkitus!
 
2014-04-11 09:46:26 AM  
On a serious note:

I work in the pub industry and I am shocked at the amount of young employees who consider 'anal sex' to be normal. Now I accept that there is definately a place for this, but it should not be considered a 'normal' sexual activity, rather a 'special' one.

Psst - less than 50% of homosexual males do it (ok it is an old statistic, so not sure of its current validity, but I shall go with it.)

The sphincter maybe an eroginous zone but and it is a big BUT, constant abuse can cause really big long term problems and the rest of the night's activities can be restricted by the presence of little bits of poo.
 
2014-04-11 09:46:42 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-11 09:46:42 AM  
ideally this gift of farkiness should ensure I have extremely low productivity for the day

in reality, I expect I'll end up busier than usual and so not even get the opportunity to enjoy

/thanks Obama
 
2014-04-11 09:47:58 AM  

LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all


So the ability (or poor money management) to pay $5 a month for Total Fark, is an indicator of higher intelligence?
Good to know.
 
2014-04-11 09:48:29 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 09:50:43 AM  

professorkowalski: /submitter


BRILLIANT!
 
2014-04-11 09:51:10 AM  

Langdon_777: On a serious note:

I work in the pub industry and I am shocked at the amount of young employees who consider 'anal sex' to be normal. Now I accept that there is definately a place for this, but it should not be considered a 'normal' sexual activity, rather a 'special' one.

Psst - less than 50% of homosexual males do it (ok it is an old statistic, so not sure of its current validity, but I shall go with it.)

The sphincter maybe an eroginous zone but and it is a big BUT, constant abuse can cause really big long term problems and the rest of the night's activities can be restricted by the presence of little bits of poo.


When I worked at the hospital some guy had a stoma for his feeding tube. His bf decided to fark it and infected it with herpes.
 
2014-04-11 09:52:11 AM  

Daffydil: Laissez les bons temps rouler!


Ha ha, you got sponsored  and you didn't want it :)
 
2014-04-11 09:53:06 AM  
A butthole thread? I WANT IN!
 
2014-04-11 09:57:35 AM  

Langdon_777: On a serious note:

I work in the pub industry and I am shocked at the amount of young employees who consider 'anal sex' to be normal. Now I accept that there is definately a place for this, but it should not be considered a 'normal' sexual activity, rather a 'special' one.

Psst - less than 50% of homosexual males do it (ok it is an old statistic, so not sure of its current validity, but I shall go with it.)

The sphincter maybe an eroginous zone but and it is a big BUT, constant abuse can cause really big long term problems and the rest of the night's activities can be restricted by the presence of little bits of poo.


It's normal in porn so it's normal to the young'ens that watched it online.
 
2014-04-11 09:58:21 AM  

LlamaGirl: You're grammer sucks.


what you did there, i see it.
 
2014-04-11 09:59:43 AM  

imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. also.


Fixed that for you, you also.
 
2014-04-11 10:02:09 AM  
After having TotalFark for a few hours, I'm glad I never spent money on this clusterfark. My 4chan subscription has been much more worthwhile.
 
2014-04-11 10:03:25 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 10:04:39 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: So the ability (or poor money management) to pay $5 a month for Total Fark, is an indicator of higher lower intelligence?
Good to know.


/FTFY
 
2014-04-11 10:05:21 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Daffydil: Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Ha ha, you got sponsored  and you didn't want it :)


oh holy sh*t!  I'll bet Drew did that!
 
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