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(Vice)   Since Drew is giving away TF free for the next 24, I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you ALL too kiss my ass   (vice.com) divider line 153
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2014-04-11 07:59:00 AM
Who else did you tell?
 
2014-04-11 08:00:11 AM
Nicely done
 
2014-04-11 08:00:49 AM
I was wondering how I was magically upgraded. Thanks Drew!
 
2014-04-11 08:00:54 AM
You're grammer sucks.
 
2014-04-11 08:01:42 AM
You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.
 
2014-04-11 08:01:47 AM

LlamaGirl: You're grammer sucks.


LOL WUT? U GRAMMAR POLICE NAO?
 
2014-04-11 08:01:55 AM
Do the outing of Grouchmitter.
 
2014-04-11 08:02:24 AM
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
 
2014-04-11 08:02:30 AM

imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.


I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all
 
2014-04-11 08:02:36 AM
How about you kiss mine, it's naked and bare right now

Though I'm in Mexico on vacation right now in a tourist town so you'll have to wait till my fat pasty ass gets back across the border
 
2014-04-11 08:02:43 AM
I thought we already had the Bonerfart Bistro thread
 
2014-04-11 08:03:06 AM

Daffydil: Laissez les bons temps rouler!


This isn't a True Blood thread.
 
2014-04-11 08:03:06 AM
Okee Dokee, well thanks for that bitter undirected input. I'm sure we can use that constructive criticism to make this a better place for everyone.

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/this thing will get out of hand. It will get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2014-04-11 08:03:37 AM
is there a way for us to distinguish between who was a TFer before today, and who was day-sponsored by Drew?

i don't want to accidentally talk to a liter in disguise.
 
2014-04-11 08:03:57 AM
/submitter
 
2014-04-11 08:04:41 AM

Professor Wormbog: is there a way for us to distinguish between who was a TFer before today, and who was day-sponsored by Drew?

i don't want to accidentally talk to a liter in disguise.


Just sniff them. The liters will smell like wheat.
 
2014-04-11 08:06:05 AM

Daffydil: Laissez les bons temps rouler!


What she said...
 
2014-04-11 08:06:13 AM

LaurenAguilera: LOL WUT? U GRAMMAR POLICE NAO?


YEAH I AM! I gots a badge and everything.
 
2014-04-11 08:06:17 AM

LaurenAguilera: Professor Wormbog: is there a way for us to distinguish between who was a TFer before today, and who was day-sponsored by Drew?

i don't want to accidentally talk to a liter in disguise.

Just sniff them. The liters will smell like wheat.


boy, you sure are getting a lot of mileage out of that joke.
 
2014-04-11 08:07:53 AM

nopokerface: Daffydil: Laissez les bons temps rouler!

What she said...


*waves insanely like a retard on cookie day!*
 
2014-04-11 08:08:58 AM

LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all


That's weak. I need to work less so I can slum this place up like it deserves.
 
2014-04-11 08:09:02 AM

Daffydil: nopokerface: Daffydil: Laissez les bons temps rouler!

What she said...

*waves insanely like a retard on cookie day!*


*does likewise*

How's things?
 
2014-04-11 08:09:27 AM

LlamaGirl: LaurenAguilera: LOL WUT? U GRAMMAR POLICE NAO?

YEAH I AM! I gots a badge and everything.


Badges, badges you don't need no stinking badges.
 
2014-04-11 08:12:59 AM

nopokerface: How's things?


good...college...how about you?
 
2014-04-11 08:13:04 AM

LaurenAguilera: imapirate: You can all kiss my ass too. Unfortunately I'll be in training all day so I won't be here for the inevitable meltdown. Boo.

I don't think there will be a meltdown. I think the queue will be full of derpy, low comment headlines all day and that's all


I can't wait to see what that crazy magic hippo has in store for us today!
 
2014-04-11 08:13:28 AM
Get bent.
 
2014-04-11 08:14:03 AM

Daffydil: nopokerface: How's things?

good...college...how about you?


All is well.  Working lots so I can pay for lots of college.
 
2014-04-11 08:14:05 AM

GetBent: Get bent.


how long did it take you to think of that one?
 
2014-04-11 08:14:05 AM
I mean, I would have gone with "suck my dick" because hey, free blowjob.
 
2014-04-11 08:14:56 AM
Professor Wormbog:

I'm sorry. It's the only thing I ever remember about you.

I'll refrain.
 
2014-04-11 08:15:05 AM

nopokerface: All is well.  Working lots so I can pay for lots of college.


sweet!  Put me on your scholarship...:)
 
2014-04-11 08:15:55 AM

megarian: I mean, I would have gone with "suck my dick" because hey, free blowjob.


fine, but I'm going to use my teeth.
 
2014-04-11 08:15:58 AM

megarian: I mean, I would have gone with "suck my dick" because hey, free blowjob.


No such thing as a free blowjob.
 
2014-04-11 08:17:09 AM

megarian: I mean, I would have gone with "suck my dick" because hey, free thoughts of a blowjob.


/fixed
 
2014-04-11 08:17:09 AM

Daffydil: nopokerface: All is well.  Working lots so I can pay for lots of college.

sweet!  Put me on your scholarship...:)


You got it!

How is school going?
 
2014-04-11 08:18:01 AM
Oh lawd.


myschief: No such thing as a free blowjob.


I give em for sushi.
 
2014-04-11 08:19:41 AM

nopokerface: How is school going?


sent you an email
 
2014-04-11 08:21:32 AM
This should be an interesting day.  I should step up my thread submissions today.
 
2014-04-11 08:21:45 AM
My gift TF runs out tomorrow, 4/12. Today is my mother's 81st birthday. Instead of drinking till dawn I went to bed before midnight. The dream I just woke up from was long and intricate and concerned exploited labor. The weather forecasts vary greatly depending on the source. And breakfast is a thin baloney & peanut butter sandwich and only 3 cookies, because my winter gain was unacceptable.
 
2014-04-11 08:23:21 AM
this went green.  Guess my comments will now be deleted...
 
2014-04-11 08:24:24 AM

The One True TheDavid: My gift TF runs out tomorrow, 4/12. Today is my mother's 81st birthday. Instead of drinking till dawn I went to bed before midnight. The dream I just woke up from was long and intricate and concerned exploited labor. The weather forecasts vary greatly depending on the source. And breakfast is a thin baloney & peanut butter sandwich and only 3 cookies, because my winter gain was unacceptable.


quit begging
 
2014-04-11 08:24:34 AM

The One True TheDavid: My gift TF runs out tomorrow, 4/12. Today is my mother's 81st birthday. Instead of drinking till dawn I went to bed before midnight. The dream I just woke up from was long and intricate and concerned exploited labor. The weather forecasts vary greatly depending on the source. And breakfast is a thin baloney & peanut butter sandwich and only 3 cookies, because my winter gain was unacceptable.


I don't know why, but I like you.
 
2014-04-11 08:24:51 AM
if everyone is a TFer today, isn't technically EVERY thread a greenlight?

i mean, i guess unless you don't even have a fark account, in which case, who cares about you anyway?
 
2014-04-11 08:25:39 AM

megarian: I mean, I would have gone with "suck my dick" because hey, free blowjob.


I'd gladly suck your dick if you bring it here to Lexington, KY. But don't tell anybody, it's a secret.

Why won't women line up for free oral like men do? A reasonably attractive guy can even walk up to a strange woman and offer oral to her and her alone and 99% of the time she won't take it; most don't even seem to consider it. That's weird. Are you sure the sexes are the same species?
 
2014-04-11 08:26:41 AM

LlamaGirl: Oh lawd.


myschief: No such thing as a free blowjob.

I give em for sushi.


I hate sushi. So there.
 
2014-04-11 08:27:04 AM
Well, that thread escalated quickly.
 
2014-04-11 08:28:30 AM
***runs through thread screaming and throwing Oreo cookies.****
 
2014-04-11 08:28:53 AM

The One True TheDavid: I hate sushi. So there


I ... uh... good for you?
 
2014-04-11 08:29:34 AM
HAHA DAVID IS A COCKSUCKER
 
2014-04-11 08:29:37 AM
Well that was weird.
 
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