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(Boston Globe)   "Hi, I'm Scott Brown. I drive a truck. I used to be a Masshole, but then I packed my bags and drove my truck up to New Hampshire shortly after losing my Senate seat so I can be *your* senator. Because f*ck those guys,"   (bostonglobe.com) divider line 37
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2014-04-11 08:15:53 AM  
Carpetbagger.
 
2014-04-11 08:17:15 AM  
Scott Brown: Ted McGinley of the U.S. Senate
 
2014-04-11 08:26:43 AM  

vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.


beats being a Teabagger I guess. Personally, I'd love to munch carpets then munch tea bags
 
2014-04-11 08:34:52 AM  

somedude210: vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.

beats being a Teabagger I guess. Personally, I'd love to munch carpets then munch tea bags


My Congressturd is a carpetbagger AND a teabagger

/the man will suck anything, anywhere, anytime to avoid getting a real job
//he's lived off the government trough his entire life while biatching about government
 
2014-04-11 08:37:28 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: somedude210: vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.

beats being a Teabagger I guess. Personally, I'd love to munch carpets then munch tea bags

My Congressturd is a carpetbagger AND a teabagger

/the man will suck anything, anywhere, anytime to avoid getting a real job
//he's lived off the government trough his entire life while biatching about government


Your congresscritter is Paul Ryan?
 
2014-04-11 08:39:55 AM  
He won't make it.  He's got a gun problem in one of the most gun-friendly states in the Union.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/03/14/why-guns-a nd -abortion-should-worry-scott-brown-in-new-hampshire/
 
2014-04-11 08:41:28 AM  

somedude210: MaudlinMutantMollusk: somedude210: vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.

beats being a Teabagger I guess. Personally, I'd love to munch carpets then munch tea bags

My Congressturd is a carpetbagger AND a teabagger

/the man will suck anything, anywhere, anytime to avoid getting a real job
//he's lived off the government trough his entire life while biatching about government

Your congresscritter is Paul Ryan?


Almost as bad

/at least the f*ckwit doesn't aspire to the presidency
//his one saving grace
 
2014-04-11 08:43:18 AM  
This guy gives literal empty suits a bad name
 
2014-04-11 08:46:27 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4arc6oCNr0

That's a link to a YouTube of the TV ad.  He really is pushing the whole truck thing again.  I didn't get my stopwatch out, but I'm pretty sure the truck gets equal, if not more, face time than the candidate.
 
2014-04-11 08:47:17 AM  
Didn't I hear something about him talking to people in New Hampshire, and accidentally saying the wrong state name?
 
2014-04-11 08:49:24 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4arc6oCNr0

That's a link to a YouTube of the TV ad.  He really is pushing the whole truck thing again.  I didn't get my stopwatch out, but I'm pretty sure the truck gets equal, if not more, face time than the candidate.


Truck/Brown 2016
 
2014-04-11 08:50:10 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: That's a link to a YouTube of the TV ad. He really is pushing the whole truck thing again. I didn't get my stopwatch out, but I'm pretty sure the truck gets equal, if not more, face time than the candidate.


Well, one of the two main planks of his 2012 platform - "My opponent is an Indian" - doesn't apply here, so he's got to double down on the one that still counts.
 
2014-04-11 08:50:22 AM  

Alphax: Didn't I hear something about him talking to people in New Hampshire, and accidentally saying the wrong state name?


Yes, I made that headlines as well

/seriously, Scottie2Hottie, I will submit a headline about every stupid thing you do. You will never get away from Massholes. They shall mock you wherever you go
 
2014-04-11 09:43:15 AM  
Pickup truck drivers are the biggest assholes on the road.  There is no way I am voting for anyone who pushes the pickup truck agenda.
 
2014-04-11 09:45:09 AM  
Didn't Dennis Kucinich try this too?
 
2014-04-11 09:48:58 AM  

vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.


I'd call him the Hillary Clinton of the Senate, but there already was one of those.
 
2014-04-11 09:51:48 AM  
...And he's right out of the gate with the usual GOP talking points.

"Rubber stamp!!"
"ObamaCare!!"


Ooooo scary.

On the plus side, it'll be fun watching this disingenuous asshole go down in flames....Again.
 
2014-04-11 09:54:17 AM  

dittybopper: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/03/14/why-guns-a nd -abortion-should-worry-scott-brown-in-new-hampshire/


Guns shouldn't be used for abortions.

/didn't read the linked article
 
2014-04-11 09:59:35 AM  

rjakobi: Didn't Dennis Kucinich try this too?


There was a district out west (in Washington or Oregon IIRC) that wanted him to move there and he said he'd consider it but in the end he went to work for Fox News instead.
 
2014-04-11 10:00:26 AM  
"Go get 'em, Scott?" Where the fark does this guy think he is? DC Comics?
 
2014-04-11 10:04:46 AM  
 
2014-04-11 10:14:04 AM  
and if he loses in NH, then ME and VT are short trips either way.
 
2014-04-11 10:15:33 AM  

kronicfeld: Scott Brown: Ted McGinley of the U.S. Senate



Then I guess we know the exact moment that the U.S. Senate jumped the shark, then
 
2014-04-11 10:17:14 AM  

ManateeGag: and if he loses in NH, then ME and VT are short trips either way.


Maine might work.... He'd get laughed out of Vermont. though.
 
2014-04-11 10:17:33 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4arc6oCNr0

That's a link to a YouTube of the TV ad.  He really is pushing the whole truck thing again.  I didn't get my stopwatch out, but I'm pretty sure the truck gets equal, if not more, face time than the candidate.


Comments disabled. This is my shocked face.  : I
 
2014-04-11 10:17:59 AM  
You can really tell he cares about the people of New Hampshire by the way he desperately craves to be a career politician.

He's just dedicated to public service.
 
2014-04-11 10:19:55 AM  

Maud Dib: Three Crooked Squirrels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4arc6oCNr0

That's a link to a YouTube of the TV ad.  He really is pushing the whole truck thing again.  I didn't get my stopwatch out, but I'm pretty sure the truck gets equal, if not more, face time than the candidate.

Comments disabled. This is my shocked face.  : I


He can't handle criticism... He got incredibly flustered when Warren basically recapped his voting record and statements in their debates.
 
2014-04-11 10:20:45 AM  

Maud Dib: Three Crooked Squirrels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4arc6oCNr0

That's a link to a YouTube of the TV ad.  He really is pushing the whole truck thing again.  I didn't get my stopwatch out, but I'm pretty sure the truck gets equal, if not more, face time than the candidate.

Comments disabled. This is my shocked face.  : I


Someone needs to do a Scott/truck themed image macro along the Singing Shark meme lines.  "I own a truck, I own a truck, suck my dick, I own a truck," etc.
 
2014-04-11 10:25:24 AM  

92myrtle: keylock71: ManateeGag: and if he loses in NH, then ME and VT are short trips either way.

Maine might work.... He'd get laughed out of Vermont. though.

There's not enough popcorn in the world to watch him squirm through a debate with Bernie Sanders.


wrong state
 
2014-04-11 10:58:50 AM  

92myrtle: keylock71: ManateeGag: and if he loses in NH, then ME and VT are short trips either way.

Maine might work.... He'd get laughed out of Vermont. though.

There's not enough popcorn in the world to watch him squirm through a debate with Bernie Sanders.



Brown's a terrible debater... His debates with Warren were cringe-worthy. Bernie would tear him up.
 
2014-04-11 10:59:03 AM  

jjorsett: vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.

I'd call him the Hillary Clinton of the Senate, but there already was one of those.


youtried.jpg
 
2014-04-11 11:06:42 AM  

somedude210: vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.

beats being a Teabagger I guess. Personally, I'd love to munch carpets then munch tea bags


Not really, since he'd reliably vote with the Teabaggers.
 
2014-04-11 11:36:33 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4arc6oCNr0

That's a link to a YouTube of the TV ad.  He really is pushing the whole truck thing again.  I didn't get my stopwatch out, but I'm pretty sure the truck gets equal, if not more, face time than the candidate.


Wowzers.
That poor bastard has somehow managed to approach quadriplegic baby levels of sad and desperate.
 
2014-04-11 11:57:20 AM  

qorkfiend: somedude210: vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.

beats being a Teabagger I guess. Personally, I'd love to munch carpets then munch tea bags

Not really, since he'd reliably vote with the Teabaggers.


He's both a Teabagger AND a Carpetbagger!

Teabagger + Carpetbagger = (Tea + Carpet)bagger  = (Stain)bagger.

And a Brown Stainbagger at that. Eww.
 
2014-04-11 01:17:10 PM  

somedude210: vudukungfu: Carpetbagger.

beats being a Teabagger I guess. Personally, I'd love to munch carpets then munch tea bags


In that order?
 
2014-04-11 02:11:44 PM  

Muta: Pickup truck drivers are the biggest assholes on the road.


Especially trucks with New Hampshire plates. It's the Texas of New England.
 
2014-04-11 08:24:41 PM  
I used to be a Masshole, but then I packed my bags and drove my truck up to New Hampshirebecause I ran out of women to run against in Massachusetts.
 
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