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(Omaha World Herald)   Pretty hard to say you won a jailyard fight when the followup news article includes the phrase "testicles partially detached"   (omaha.com) divider line 19
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2014-04-11 09:56:55 AM
/reads article
//knees slam together
 
2014-04-11 10:11:23 AM
Monkey steals a peach
 
2014-04-11 10:21:52 AM
You should've seen the other guy.
 
2014-04-11 10:22:13 AM
www.sampa.com
 
2014-04-11 10:29:15 AM
Consider me scared straight.
 
2014-04-11 10:37:44 AM
Well, if this day of TotalFark had taught me anything, it's that I've been missing out on a ton of same-day repeats.
 
2014-04-11 11:08:35 AM
*reads headline*

*FLINCH*
 
2014-04-11 11:11:32 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Well, if this day of TotalFark had taught me anything, it's that I've been missing out on a ton of same-day repeats.


Not seeing the original greenlit article. Link?
 
2014-04-11 11:37:57 AM
"A man facing first-degree murder charges had his testicles partially detached during a fight Thursday with another accused killer at the Douglas County Jail.

Anthony Floyd, 24, was taken to the Nebraska Medical Center to have the testicles reattached, Douglas County Sheriff Tim Dunning said"


The Fark?  I bet Nebraska tax payers are excited about this.  Sew him up, but feel free to leave them detached, doctor.
 
2014-04-11 11:44:54 AM
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2014-04-11 11:46:09 AM

Unfreakable: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Well, if this day of TotalFark had taught me anything, it's that I've been missing out on a ton of same-day repeats.

Not seeing the original greenlit article. Link?


I also learned that I fail at Internet comments. Meant to post this in one of the many "OMG lab-grown vaginas!" threads.


/hangs head in shame
 
2014-04-11 11:50:20 AM
You should see the other guy better be the right answer ..
 
2014-04-11 11:53:28 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I also learned that I fail at Internet comments. Meant to post this in one of the many "OMG lab-grown vaginas!" threads.

/hangs head in shame


Ahh, no worries. The second lab-grown vagina article had a lot of upvotes for the headline, so it got an extra green (with the Repeat tag). A story like "lab-grown vagina" will get submitted a ton, I'm guessing we'll get over 100 submissions in the next two weeks because 1) it's weird, and 2) nearly everybody has a punchline for a story like that.
 
2014-04-11 12:10:31 PM

walkerhound: "A man facing first-degree murder charges had his testicles partially detached during a fight Thursday with another accused killer at the Douglas County Jail.

Anthony Floyd, 24, was taken to the Nebraska Medical Center to have the testicles reattached, Douglas County Sheriff Tim Dunning said"

The Fark?  I bet Nebraska tax payers are excited about this.  Sew him up, but feel free to leave them detached, doctor.


The underlined is not synonymous with "convicted".
 
2014-04-11 12:17:46 PM
Partially? One still connected? Hanging by a piece of sac? Floating detached within the sac? Details subby!
 
2014-04-11 12:34:47 PM

Kalashinator: The underlined is not synonymous with "convicted".


ORLY?  Well maybe we should wait until after this fine upstanding citizen's trial to reattach them.
 
2014-04-11 12:52:37 PM
In a knife fight, the winner is the one hauled off to the surgeons.
 
2014-04-11 06:29:56 PM
The only victor here is Charles Darwin.
 
2014-04-11 07:30:57 PM
As long as they're not fully detached, it's still a win. Apparently.
 
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