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(Mirror.co.uk)   Homeowner attempts to get a sex toy down a hole that's a bit too small, gets unexpected gushing   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 37
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2014-04-11 10:38:17 AM
Ah, a squirter.
 
2014-04-11 11:07:10 AM
Squirters should really learn to warn you. It can be, uh, startling.
 
2014-04-11 02:15:54 PM
cdn.chud.com

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor
 
2014-04-11 03:04:30 PM
Did they remember to use the indefinite article, rather than the possessive? *A* sex toy, not *your* sex toy?
 
2014-04-11 03:05:29 PM
Wait, when did I get TF?
 
2014-04-11 03:07:07 PM
Did the people that found it use it afterwards?
 
2014-04-11 03:07:10 PM
It's never your vibrator only A vibrator or THE vibrator.
 
2014-04-11 03:07:19 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: Squirters should really learn to warn you. It can be, uh, startling.



...but you were logged on to "SquirtWorld.com". It was implied in the title.
 
2014-04-11 03:07:35 PM

WindBreaker: Wait, when did I get TF?


I sponsored you. You're welcome.
 
2014-04-11 03:11:25 PM
Sounds like it created quite a buzz.
 
2014-04-11 03:17:06 PM
Was the dead sheep the sex toy?
 
2014-04-11 03:17:14 PM
A good thing it didn't get into the sewers. I hear those things grow into monsters after they're flushed.
 
2014-04-11 03:18:15 PM
whatever you do don't GIS gigantic sex toys to get an idea of what could cause a clog like that
 
2014-04-11 03:19:13 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Was the dead sheep the sex toy?


no, inflatable sheep are sex toys
 
2014-04-11 03:23:20 PM
So the difference between Fark and totalfark is totalfarkers are grammar anal.
 
2014-04-11 03:23:21 PM

WindBreaker: Wait, when did I get TF?


It came with the sex toys.
 
2014-04-11 03:23:29 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Wasilla Hillbilly: Squirters should really learn to warn you. It can be, uh, startling.


...but you were logged on to "SquirtWorld.com". It was implied in the title.


This is an alternate way to get totalfark also.
 
2014-04-11 03:24:33 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Was the dead sheep the sex toy?


I'm a little more confused about the dismantled greenhouse. Is that like Klinger mailing home a Jeep, part by part?
 
2014-04-11 03:26:11 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2014-04-11 03:26:50 PM

Danger Avoid Death: WindBreaker: Wait, when did I get TF?

It came with the sex toys.


Dead sheep are more like advanced sex tools.
 
2014-04-11 03:28:33 PM
Bikes, sex toys and dead sheep... Sounds like a fun Friday night....
 
2014-04-11 03:28:38 PM

Yellow Beard: Ryker's Peninsula: Was the dead sheep the sex toy?

no, inflatable sheep are sex toys


uh, see above.  Why are they called toys?  They are really just tools.

/preview, friend, etc,
//Can only imagine Danger's confusion
 
2014-04-11 03:28:41 PM

Mikey1969: Ryker's Peninsula: Was the dead sheep the sex toy?

I'm a little more confused about the dismantled greenhouse. Is that like Klinger mailing home a Jeep, part by part?


Or Johnny Cash stealing a Cadillac "One Piece at a Time".
 
2014-04-11 03:30:22 PM

TheGogmagog: //Can only imagine Danger's confusion


No. No you really can't.
 
2014-04-11 03:31:53 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: Squirters should really learn to warn you. It can be, uh, startling.


Like a reverse bidet?
 
2014-04-11 03:37:59 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Mikey1969: Ryker's Peninsula: Was the dead sheep the sex toy?

I'm a little more confused about the dismantled greenhouse. Is that like Klinger mailing home a Jeep, part by part?

Or Johnny Cash stealing a Cadillac "One Piece at a Time".


That song is so awesome, it hurts to listen to if you aren't prepared for its awesomeness... Thanks for the link, reminds me to listen to it.
 
2014-04-11 03:45:28 PM

Mikey1969: Danger Avoid Death: Mikey1969: Ryker's Peninsula: Was the dead sheep the sex toy?

I'm a little more confused about the dismantled greenhouse. Is that like Klinger mailing home a Jeep, part by part?

Or Johnny Cash stealing a Cadillac "One Piece at a Time".

That song is so awesome, it hurts to listen to if you aren't prepared for its awesomeness... Thanks for the link, reminds me to listen to it.


Boom-chicka-boom
 
2014-04-11 03:52:06 PM

Yellow Beard: whatever you do don't GIS gigantic sex toys to get an idea of what could cause a clog like that


You might see something like:
www.chud.com
 
2014-04-11 04:02:10 PM
Am I really the first with this...
www.sex.com
 
2014-04-11 04:07:39 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Mikey1969: Ryker's Peninsula: Was the dead sheep the sex toy?

I'm a little more confused about the dismantled greenhouse. Is that like Klinger mailing home a Jeep, part by part?

Or Johnny Cash stealing a Cadillac "One Piece at a Time".


And it didn't cost him a dime.
 
2014-04-11 04:32:40 PM
I assume it was a dildo. why not do what everyone else does with sex stuff. Throw it into a playground.
 
2014-04-11 04:59:51 PM

Badgers: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 218x162]


That is the cutest pussy I've ever seen.

And I've seen a lot.
 
2014-04-12 12:00:22 AM
Why would you flush a sex toy? Did it just get dropped and they didn't want to fish it out?
 
2014-04-12 02:05:37 AM
Fire Babe: Why would you flush a sex toy? Did it just get dropped and they didn't want to fish it out?

Or maybe they forgot they put it in there, took a dump, it blended in with the terds, and got flushed. My money's on that possibility.
 
2014-04-12 03:42:07 AM
I don't know why they would put it in there in the first place. Decent sex toys are pretty pricey. The bad ones aren't worth the repair bill of an attempted flush.
 
2014-04-12 09:35:06 AM
"The sex toy found actually caused a major internal flood."

Finally, someone doing it right.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-12 11:12:03 AM

Coyote Doyenne: Badgers: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 218x162]

That is the cutest pussy I've ever seen.

And I've seen a lot.


Holy shiat, I haven't seen you around here in ages!
 
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