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(Belfast Telegraph)   Salma Hayek breaks up sausage party held by Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Edward Norton and James Franco   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-04-11 09:48:24 AM  
Salma, 47, will play Teresa the Taco.

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2014-04-11 11:37:26 AM  
so many jokes about sausages and tacos...
 
2014-04-11 12:37:14 PM  
Like Chatterbox?

Obscure?
 
2014-04-11 12:48:03 PM  
good god she's 47???

And married a billionaire for true love.  Isn't that sweet?
 
2014-04-11 12:56:01 PM  

You Are All Sheep: good god she's 47???

And married a billionaire for true love.  Isn't that sweet?


She's old enough to be my teen-mom, but I would still do many indecent things to her.
 
2014-04-11 12:56:15 PM  
It already had wiig in it...
 
2014-04-11 01:01:26 PM  
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2014-04-11 01:17:15 PM  

m1ke: [www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 360x240]


WTF happened to George Michael???

He needs an intervention.
 
2014-04-11 01:22:57 PM  
Didn't Ed Norton used to penis Selma Hayek?
 
2014-04-11 01:26:50 PM  
Welp.... I guess I'll begin

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2014-04-11 01:30:41 PM  

Mind of the North Star: Welp.... I guess I'll begin

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And this is why she's always been number 1 on my list.
 
2014-04-11 01:33:20 PM  

cgraves67: You Are All Sheep: good god she's 47???

And married a billionaire for true love.  Isn't that sweet?

She's old enough to be my teen-mom, but I would still do many indecent things to her.


For me she's right between there and 'older sister' territory.  Is one more or less a reason than the other?

/good god I don't need a reason...
 
2014-04-11 01:59:36 PM  
I know Rogen and Goldberg are Mugatu-level hot right now, but dang. An animated, R-rated major release set in a supermarket? Even getting that to the point of casting is pretty damn impressive.
 
2014-04-11 02:01:00 PM  
Less talk, more Salma

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2014-04-11 02:01:25 PM  

You Are All Sheep: good god she's 47???

And married a billionaire for true love.  Isn't that sweet?


Well she's 30 years too old for Franco.
 
2014-04-11 02:02:12 PM  

H31N0US: Didn't Ed Norton used to penis Selma Hayek?


Yep.  And if memory serves he moved on to Courtney Love.  Yeah I can't explain that either.
 
2014-04-11 02:04:48 PM  

Flappyhead: H31N0US: Didn't Ed Norton used to penis Selma Hayek?

Yep.  And if memory serves he moved on to Courtney Love.  Yeah I can't explain that either.


What?  WOW.  Tide comes in, tide goes out, indeed.
 
2014-04-11 02:04:56 PM  

Flappyhead: H31N0US: Didn't Ed Norton used to penis Selma Hayek?

Yep.  And if memory serves he moved on to Courtney Love.  Yeah I can't explain that either.


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2014-04-11 02:17:34 PM  
Fantasy menage a three, number 214: me, Salma Hayek, and a hidden video camera.
 
2014-04-11 02:19:12 PM  
"...the film, which follows a packet of sausages who fall out of a supermarket trolley and end up on a perilous journey through the shop as they try to get back to their shelf."

This has more WTF than I can process...

"Salma, 47, will play Teresa the Taco."

...HOWEVER, I believe I can overlook a certain level of plot shortcomings in considering the merits of the project.
 
2014-04-11 02:20:05 PM  
Chorizo party?
 
2014-04-11 02:31:13 PM  
She has beautiful breasts, would not hit.
 
2014-04-11 02:31:17 PM  
Rogen and Hill still have bigger boobs that she does, so there's that...
 
2014-04-11 02:32:53 PM  
This thread is useless without multi-colour striped bikini.
 
2014-04-11 02:41:36 PM  
So, she's got big boobs, big deal.
 
2014-04-11 02:44:44 PM  

Biff_Steel: So, she's got big boobs, big deal.


You take that back.  You take that back right now.
 
2014-04-11 02:45:55 PM  

bill4935: This thread is useless without multi-colour striped bikini.


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THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
and neither does she.
 
2014-04-11 02:47:37 PM  
Yup, lotta dicks in that group.
 
2014-04-11 02:51:26 PM  
You Are All Sheep:

And married a billionaire for true love.  Isn't that sweet?

Men are interested in looks.  Women are interested in money.

You'll get over it.
 
2014-04-11 03:05:03 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: And this is why she's always been number 1 on my list.


But none of those pics are from Dusk till Dawn.
 
2014-04-11 03:31:24 PM  
10 more years and she'll be able to throw both of them over her shoulders.
 
2014-04-11 03:45:27 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: 10 more years and she'll be able to throw both of them over her shoulders.


And I would gladly stand behind her to catch them.....

/Really, though: this can't be a real movie, can it?  CAN IT?????
 
2014-04-11 03:54:10 PM  
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2014-04-11 05:54:37 PM  
She has big farking cans and huge jugs. Her jugs are epic. Does anyone else notice her giant tittays?
 
2014-04-11 06:29:08 PM  
 
2014-04-11 06:42:07 PM  
This Is The End 2?
 
2014-04-12 01:00:50 AM  

Biff_Steel: So, she's got big boobs, big deal.


And this is a problem because?
 
2014-04-12 07:24:04 AM  
Tengo ganas de recostarme en esas divinas almohadas...
 
2014-04-13 12:39:01 AM  
I can remember watching her dance with her snake at the Titty Twister
 
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