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(Short List)   Flying Spaghetti Monster religion to become official in Poland   (shortlist.com) divider line 23
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2014-04-11 10:00:54 AM  
Ramen!
 
2014-04-11 10:03:46 AM  
How can something that is open purported not to be a religion...be declared a religion?
 
2014-04-11 10:04:27 AM  
You're not helping
 
2014-04-11 10:05:03 AM  
i242.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-11 10:07:02 AM  
Mój poduszkowiec jest pełen węgorzy.
 
2014-04-11 10:17:32 AM  
WTF....penne?
 
2014-04-11 10:44:11 AM  
Surprised? Nah
 
2014-04-11 10:52:55 AM  
I can hardly restrain myself.

Said the pasta to the colander.
 
2014-04-11 10:55:22 AM  
Poland.  Interesting.  We already know that their women are often blonde and very busty.  Might be a great place to visit.
 
2014-04-11 10:55:50 AM  
[They were heard loudly shouting "pasta" outside, during the hearing]

I believe the correct response would have been "Ramen".
/not trying to be Anolini
//we're all in a slow boil together.
 
2014-04-11 10:59:04 AM  
You're doing it wrong!
 
2014-04-11 11:01:24 AM  
Recognition ruined the church of the subgenius and will ruin this too.
 
2014-04-11 11:02:38 AM  
Wasn't the FSM thing played out by about 2008?*

I bet people who take the FSM that far are the same people who actually learn Klingon.

*cue up "we've endured thousands of years of religion..."
 
2014-04-11 11:16:32 AM  

WanPhat: Wasn't the FSM thing played out by about 2008?*


This got me to check out the fsm site to see if its still going and apparantly the church of the flying spaghetti monster is the highest donating religion to kiva with over $2 million donated.
 
2014-04-11 12:10:38 PM  

WanPhat: Wasn't the FSM thing played out by about 2008?*

I bet people who take the FSM that far are the same people who actually learn Klingon.

*cue up "we've endured thousands of years of religion..."

I have a decal of the FSM. I just thought it was cute. My parents liked the Darwin fish.
 
2014-04-11 12:30:33 PM  
And this joyous news comes to us on the holiest of days, Friday! My supply of beer, which seemed wholly adequate earlier now seems completely lacking, I must remedy this.
RAMEN!
 
2014-04-11 12:54:01 PM  

Linguine: WanPhat: Wasn't the FSM thing played out by about 2008?*

This got me to check out the fsm site to see if its still going and apparantly the church of the flying spaghetti monster is the highest donating religion to kiva with over $2 million donated.


That's good.  My church of 1500 people donated over $2 million to international relief and development last year.  I'm working on a project for Christian relief and development organization World Vision, which brings in $3 billion per year.
 
2014-04-11 01:49:36 PM  

WanPhat: Wasn't the FSM thing played out by about 2008?*

I bet people who take the FSM that far are the same people who actually learn Klingon.

*cue up "we've endured thousands of years of religion..."


You apparently don't know internet atheists. "LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WE SURE SHOWED THOSE STUPID CHRISTIANS! Anyone seen my fedora? I need to post on Redditt"
 
2014-04-11 02:51:21 PM  

WanPhat: Linguine: WanPhat: Wasn't the FSM thing played out by about 2008?*

This got me to check out the fsm site to see if its still going and apparantly the church of the flying spaghetti monster is the highest donating religion to kiva with over $2 million donated.

That's good.  My church of 1500 people donated over $2 million to international relief and development last year.  I'm working on a project for Christian relief and development organization World Vision, which brings in $3 billion per year.


I bet your penis is bigger than his, too.
 
2014-04-11 02:53:19 PM  

Koggie: Mój poduszkowiec jest pełen węgorzy.


Almost completely unrelated to the thread, but still made me LOL.

/after Google translate, of course.
// and why the heck do the Poles have their own Polish word for that?
 
2014-04-11 03:30:12 PM  

machoprogrammer: WanPhat: Wasn't the FSM thing played out by about 2008?*

I bet people who take the FSM that far are the same people who actually learn Klingon.

*cue up "we've endured thousands of years of religion..."

You apparently don't know internet atheists. "LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WE SURE SHOWED THOSE STUPID CHRISTIANS! Anyone seen my fedora? I need to post on Redditt"


YESSS!!! Let the hate flow through you young padawan!!!
 
2014-04-11 03:57:02 PM  
Verily when the pot lid rises, then shall the noodle be tested for readiness.  Let not your sauce boil over.  The Parmesan shall be applied liberally on all days ending in Y.
 
2014-04-11 05:43:05 PM  
machoprogrammer:  You apparently don't know internet atheists. "LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WE SURE SHOWED THOSE STUPID CHRISTIANS! Anyone seen my fedora? I need to post on Redditt"


I elled oh elle.
 
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