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(WTKR)   Your arson case might not be going well when your lawyer asks for 62 separate trials and permission for you to do your makeup and hair before each one   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Tonya Bundick, jury trials, arsons, permissions, Eastern Shore, Alford plea, trials, Accomack County  
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2014-04-11 09:54:25 AM  
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I don't think makeup is going to help Ms. Dick.
2014-04-11 09:55:55 AM  
She doesn't want top look like a total burnout.
2014-04-11 09:56:53 AM  
Can that also come with a psych eval?
2014-04-11 09:58:02 AM  
What kind of joker is she?
2014-04-11 10:03:36 AM  
Actually, it sounds like her lawyer go ahold of that one. Sounds like they may be trying to get the prosecutor to plead her down/ drop some of those charges.
2014-04-11 10:57:46 AM  
I'd like to think if I was on trial for 62 counts of arson that my apperance would be the least of my worries.
2014-04-11 10:58:18 AM  
The Washington Post had a very well written long form on this crime.  Paid subscription (or disabled javascript ) required:

Worth the $.99 for a day pass IMHO.
2014-04-11 12:04:50 PM  
So the Lawyer wants to get paid 63 times.
2014-04-11 02:54:47 PM  
ditch the blonde streaks and go with fire-engine red!!!!
2014-04-11 09:19:20 PM  
Frankly, Son, your best hope is to out live the jurors. That's why I tried to pad the jury with elderly black men who smoke and have uncontrolled hypertension and obesity.

But I only set fire to an old outhouse!

I know, but you're very annoying. Did anybody ever tell you how annoying you are? I'm a professional criminal defence lawyer or else I'd take a swing at your smug mug myself.
2014-04-11 09:51:12 PM  

groppet: I'd like to think if I was on trial for 62 counts of arson that my apperance would be the least of my worries.

You might like to, but if you're a woman, you really can't. Looking pretty is a huge part of a how much people like and respect you.... people like juries. That much, at least, is a very smart move on the lawyer's part.

62 trials, well, it's smart FOR THE LAWYER, who will get paid for being at 62 separate trials. Not so much for the defendant.
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