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(WSOCTV)   Walmart toe sucker gets 60 days in jail despite lack of digital evidence   ( divider line
    More: Followup, digital evidence, Walmart, Gaston County, jail  
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1431 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2014 at 10:04 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-11 09:29:49 AM  
And yet Dick Morris is still allowed to wander through society with impunity.

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2014-04-11 10:10:12 AM Full Size

don't mind sucking on toes
2014-04-11 10:27:54 AM  
Oh, subby.  You rascal you.
2014-04-11 10:36:06 AM  
"The victim (...) had a blank stare when the judge gave Brown a 60 day sentence."

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So it was racial?
2014-04-11 10:36:21 AM  
a friend of mine who works at a local library was telling me about some dude crawling around under the desks at the library trying to suck on womens toes..

but at walmart.. ohh.. good gawd
2014-04-11 10:44:18 AM  
I don't get the toe fetish. What's with that? And do they prefer UnWashed toes or clean ones???

Scared minds muster the courage to ask...
2014-04-11 11:40:24 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: And do they prefer UnWashed toes or clean ones???

The victim was a Wal-Mart shopper....what do you think?

That's what grosses me out about this...not so much that he had to suck on a stranger's toe, but that he had to suck on the toe of someone who buys shoes at Wal-Mart. I could understand if this was a Nordstroms or even a DSW.
2014-04-11 11:52:44 AM  
I'm sure he'll find some other stiff fleshy object to suck on while serving his sentence.
2014-04-11 12:05:27 PM  
Nailed it subby. Now he'll never get out of that jam. Maybe he's athletic, but probably not a fungi to hang out with.

/Don't like puns? No worry, I'll shoe now.
2014-04-11 12:27:02 PM  
At a WalMart? Gaaaah!
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