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(BBC-US)   Doctors grow vagina in lab, install life-support system around it   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, Anthony Atala, implants, completely normal, regenerative medicine  
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7077 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Apr 2014 at 11:35 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-11 09:15:03 AM  
7 votes:
Hook that thing to a Roomba and you're all set.
2014-04-11 09:46:03 AM  
6 votes:
"So Bob, here we have it, the world's first grown vagina."

*pokes it*  "Are we sure that's what it is?"

"Yes! I found these pictures on the internet. It looks pretty close."

"So there's no hair down there, eh? Interesting."


"Have know..."

"What? God no."


"Not for lack of trying. Thing is tight as sh*t."
2014-04-11 11:56:06 AM  
4 votes:
Why are they trying to clone Justin Bieber?
2014-04-11 06:36:19 AM  
4 votes:
Horrible joke seems appropriate to topic.

Son: Dad, what's the difference between p**** and c***?

Dad: P**** is that thing between a woman's legs; c*** is everything else.
2014-04-11 11:42:01 AM  
3 votes:
Now if they can only figure out how to grow assholes we can kill all the politicians.
2014-04-11 10:36:09 AM  
3 votes:

usernameguy: If only Krieger knew about this.

He's so knee deep in holographic pussy I don't think he even cares.
2014-04-11 11:48:34 AM  
2 votes:
It's a fauxgina.
2014-04-11 11:47:19 AM  
2 votes:

Brick-House: Danm, if they can market a kit that people can do in their basements, then Drew is going to lose a lot of money as Total Farkers shift their allowences into this instead of their Total Fark memberships.

Who are you kidding? Drew will put that thing on his marketplace under some name like 'Farkgina'TM
2014-04-11 11:41:55 AM  
2 votes:
Looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe
2014-04-11 10:29:33 AM  
2 votes:
If only Krieger knew about this.
2014-04-11 07:36:34 AM  
2 votes:
This is good news, for Kwame
2014-04-11 03:07:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like one installed in my palm please. I'll keep my car keys there when I'm not using it for other things.
2014-04-11 02:25:37 PM  
1 vote:
Don't know why they're making an analog one, when virtual is so much better.

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2014-04-11 12:50:41 PM  
1 vote:

RembrandtQEinstein: Scott Adams predicted it pretty well in Dilbert Future

Prediction 30 (page 115) Most scientific and technical breakthroughs in the next century will be created by men and directed at finding replacements for women.

I suspect women will have a hard time when the average man can just go down to the hardware store and buy a robot that both cleans the house and gives blowjobs.  I wonder if society can even function when the beta men are all sexually satisfied enough to stop attempting to compete for mates and just go about doing whatever makes them happy.

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2014-04-11 12:39:46 PM  
1 vote:
Sharp labia. Do not want.
2014-04-11 12:39:36 PM  
1 vote:
Let's see: a lab, a team of scientists, specialized equipment, and sample DNA.

Yep, it's still cheaper than dating.
2014-04-11 12:04:17 PM  
1 vote:
If you'll excuse me I have to go change my major
2014-04-11 11:40:05 AM  
1 vote:
I'd like it installed on my inner thigh please.
2014-04-11 10:47:39 AM  
1 vote:

wambu: Horrible joke seems appropriate to topic.

Son: Dad, what's the difference between p**** and c***?

Dad: P**** is that thing between a woman's legs; c*** is everything else.

What do you call that useless piece of flesh that surrounds the vagina?

A woman.
2014-04-11 09:30:38 AM  
1 vote:
I bet it will still demand all your money and makes humiliating remarks which infuriate you.
2014-04-11 06:16:46 AM  
1 vote:
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Well I guess with all the barbie jobs running around total replacement was the logical next step.
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